Chapter 2: Craziness of Peach Creek
It indeed took about a few days for Zerg to drive the bus to the location known as Peach Creek for Blaineley to find some more contestants for herself to escape punishment. As the bus stopped, Blaineley who was nearly asleep woke up.
"What a dump!" cried Blaineley in a rude manner as she gazed outside.
"I've been to better places than this one" said Marceline.
"So when are we going to get those contestants to join us?" asked Zak Monday to Blaineley.
"Look, I don't know, do some snooping around here" said Blaineley.
"Sorry, can't go out when it's that bright" laughed Marceline as she lazily sat back in her seat.
"Great, that leaves us two" sighed Jack.
"Don't worry boys I'll be helping you along the way" said Buzz as he turned on his camera within his suit, "after all, you'll be needing evidence of this."
"Be careful out there, you don't know what kind of people they are or how weird they can get" said Zerg.
"Now you're just bluffing" said Blaineley.
"You'll feel sorry" continued Zerg as she was also joining the trio to hunt for more contestants.
It was just then that old Ed who was as lazy as ever sleeping in the basement was getting up for another day at Peach Creek.
"Another day at being Ed" laughed Ed as he was scratching himself.
Ed headed upstairs, and before he knew it, Sarah was there still ready to give him a list of chores to do around the house. Chores mostly which their parents made for her to do instead.
"Alright Ed, let's get started with today's chores" said Sarah as the list of chores went on forever.
"But Sarah, I have stuff to do with Eddy and Double D" said Ed.
"I don't care, I will tell mom you skipped your chores" boosted Sarah.
"Please don't tell them, Ed will do your chores!" cried Ed.
As Ed went outside to first mow the lawn, as he noticed Buzz Lightyear with a camera following Zak, Jack and Blaineley, Ed stood there with awe.
"Space ranger, space ranger!" cried Ed as he ran toward Buzz.
Before Buzz knew what was coming, he was ambushed by Ed.
"Hello Mr. Space Ranger, my name is Ed, just what is yours" said Ed as he glared at old Buzz who was obviously not happy.
"Could someone please get him off of me?" asked Buzz to Zak Monday and Jack.
"Should we just give him a hand then?" laughed Jack as he and Zak Monday simply clapped to Buzz.
"Very funny" sighed Buzz.
"You, big idiot, get off of him!" roared Blaineley.
"Oh wait, I've seen you somewhere before" said Ed as he obviously couldn't even remember any shows Blaineley was on, only the shows he had enjoyed.
"Come on, let's go and get the heck out of here before he does the same to anyone of us" said Jack.
"Oh wait, I know, you're from that reality show that everybody watches" said Ed.
"Well, he has gotten there half way" said Blaineley.
"Hey idiot, what are you doing talking to strangers?" roared Sarah as she noticed Ed wasn't going to do his chores.
"Please help me do my chores for me" said Ed as he showed both Zak Monday and Jack Spicer the long list of chores.
"Hmm, I think I can help with this" laughed Zak Monday as he rolled up the list of chores.
Poor Sarah soon found herself tied up by Zak Monday with the very list of chores as the obvious thing to be tied up with.
"Oh no, my parents are not going to be happy about this" sighed Ed.
"Don't worry, they'll have to answer to me if they want some answers" said Buzz.
"You should meet my two other friends" said Ed, "come on, follow Ed."
As Ed showed them around, Blaineley couldn't believe how stupid, clumsy and idiotic Ed was, almost like her own version of Billy or a new Owen. He'd be indeed a perfect addition as a contestant, Ed finally showed himself into Double D's room as he literally slammed his head first into the door to which the door collapsed.
"This guy is gold" said Zak Monday to Blaineley.
"I know, his idiocy would indeed be an improvement of whatever Chris can throw at me" laughed Blaineley.
"Edward, what have you done to the door?" cried Double D, "And have you brought strangers with you?"
"Ed, quit wasting our time!" added Eddy who was already at Double D's place, "Say, wait a second, I know who's behind you over there."
"Obviously you must have recognized me from the hit reality television show Total Drama World Tour, haven't you?" asked Blaineley.
"Are you the one who's also been ruining your competitor's reality shows?" added Double D who wasn't happy to see her.
"Listen, boys, I need you three to join me as contestants for Season Four of Chris' reality show" said Blaineley.
"Oh boy, Ed will be on TV!" laughed Ed.
"Indeed you're right, but there are some other oddsters around here that I want to meet up with before we leave, Jack, why not investigate the trailer park not far from here, and Zak, there's an oddster who runs his own farm on this very block" continued Blaineley.
"Oh no, you're not going to bring the Kanker sisters along, Ed doesn't like being made up as a doll!" cried Ed.
"Don't worry, I need more weird, I mean, more intelligent people onboard before I take off" said Blaineley.
Jack Spicer indeed headed to the trailer park to investigate the whereabouts of the notorious Kanker sisters, while Zak Monday visited a local farm in Peace Creek. Zak Monday got to his location first, and noticed how stinky and smelly the farm really was.
"Yuck, what kind of fool runs a dump like this?" cried Zak Monday as he was holding his noise.
"Hi stranger, haven't seen you around these parts" said Rolf who entered the scene.
"Great, Blaineley must be talking about a weirdo like you" sighed Zak Monday who obviously didn't like Rolf.
"Come on, you're a guest at Rolf's place, just in time for lunch" said Rolf.
As poor Zak Monday was going to be shown Rolf's version of hospitality, Jack Spicer was sadly going to get a taste of the Kanker's version of it. Jack indeed was searching the trailers for the whereabouts of the Kankers as he arrived on the scene, it indeed looked like more of a dump than the farm Zak Monday was on.
"Yuck, this place stinks here" said Jack.
As Jack gazed into a trailer, he noticed three girls in it, one red head, one blonde and one with blue hair.
"They look so weird that's got to be them" said Jack to himself.
Jack then approached the trailer door and then knocked about two or three times to which a certain Marie Kanker answered the door. Suddenly she closed the door on Jack.
"Guess that wasn't them" said Jack, but unbeknownst to poor Jack, they knew who he was.
"Who was at the door Marie?" asked Lee.
"You're not going to believe this, but Jack Spicer from that reality show, I was so excited, I accidently slammed the door in his face" laughed Marie.
"Quick, May, go after him before he escapes!" ordered Lee.
As Jack thought innocently of just leaving the trailer park, May broke down the door of the trailer.
"Hey, you, stop!" roared May as she then leaped toward poor Jack, pouncing on him, and tackling him to the ground.
"Get off of me!" cried Jack.
"It is him!" cried May.
"Bring him inside then" laughed Lee, "we're going to give him a warm welcome!"
As poor Jack was indeed being brought in by the Kanker sisters, Zak Monday wasn't enjoying Rolf's version of seafood which was quite disgusting, even more disgusting than any food contests Chris had ever thrown at him.
"You eat this?" cried Zak Monday.
"Yes, don't you?" asked Rolf as he scarfs down an octopus' tentacle being very raw indeed turning poor Zak's face green nearly making him barf over it, "So, you're feeling sick, Rolf has remedies for that too, from the old country!"
Zak Monday screamed for his life as he then ran off, to which Rolf gave chase to poor Zak. Jack Spicer was also making his great escape from the Kankers, after being forced with more makeup, he managed to use his mini-helicopters within his backpack to tear a hole in the trailer's roof.
"He's escaping, after him!" ordered Lee.
As the two were escaping from Blaineley's would-be contestants, they literally ran into each other back at the bus.
"They're too crazy!" cried Jack, "They did this to me!"
"You don't know what I had to go throw" said Zak Monday.
"So I see, you boys had it rough?" laughed Marceline.
"Yeah, get in the safe zone then" added Zerg.
As the two got into the bus, Rolf, along with the Kanker sisters arrived.
"They went in the bus!" cried Lee.
"You guys can use me as a battering ram!" laughed May.
"Will do!" laughed Marie.
As Lee and Marie both did that to May, Zerg was indeed getting nervous.
"Bah, I just had payments on this bus!" cried Zerg.
Yet if it were not for Blaineley coming out to notice it, Buzz immediately took action and shot out a net at the Kankers, subduing them, along with also doing the same to Rolf.
"Bah ha!" laughed Eddy as he couldn't believe how funny it was.
"Are you okay in there?" asked Buzz as Zerg opened the door.
"Nothing but a dented door" said Zerg.
"Hey, I know who you are" said Lee to Blaineley.
"Yes, and I'd appreciate that if you didn't destroy my bus, you can join us for Season Four to compete against Chris McLean's contestants" added Blaineley.
"Finally, some other fresh meat to bring our destruction upon" laughed Lee as she freed herself from the net.
"You sure about letting them join us?" asked Zak Monday to Blaineley as Rolf, the Eds and the Kanker sisters got onto the bus.
"Hey, they will be needed to out due Chris, and what about hiring some of Chris' former contestants who didn't make it, like Lance or Ilana? How about them?" asked Blaineley.
"Sorry, but their location is far from here, we'll have to travel from Quahog, Virginia to Texas and to the southwest" added Zerg.
"I don't care how long it takes, just go, go, go!" ordered Blaineley.
"Fine" sighed Zerg as he started the engine, "but first I need to get gas, this bus is a fourth of being empty."
"Fine, fine, as long as I make the 60 day mark" added Blaineley.
Yet as the bus was leaving, Nazz who noticed Blaineley in the bus began to run toward it trying to catch up to the bus.
"Wait, wait, I know who you are!" cried Nazz as she kept on running.
Blaineley indeed didn't hear her pleas, she then began to chase the bus as she used Kevin's skateboard which she bored a few days before to chase after them, she eventually managed to make it to the back of the bus to which the emergency door swung opened.
"What the heck?" cried Blaineley as she noticed Nazz was being helped in by at least Rolf.
"Just providing hospitality to Nazz girl, yes?" said Rolf.
"Fine, another one for the season" sighed Blaineley as the emergency door then closed behind.