(A/N: Here is chapter 1!
I do not own TWEWY, Mario or anything referenced. Sheridan, who belongs to BENDROWNEDISOUTTHERE, may or may not appear, but it really depends on them.
So, heeerrreee we go!
SPOILER WARNING: This chapter contains a LOT about the ending to Super Paper Mario.)
Chapter 1: Paper Mario?!
Penelope woke up on hard ground. Wait, ground? As in flooring?
When see looked at her arms, they looked like…paper? PAPER?!
"What the?! Where am I?! What's going on?!" By her, she noticed Sho collapsed on the ground, but he looked as if he were in a Paper Mario style. Wait, what?!
"Sho! Get up!" Penelope ordered.
"Nngh…" Sho got up and noticed Penelope, and he shouted, "What the factor?! You look like a paper cutout!"
"What?!"
The two looked at each other and then looked at themselves in panic. "Sho?! What happened?!"
"I don't know! I remember I was walking and then I fell into a hole and it went black." Sho answered.
"I was confronting Joshua after he turned off my Paper Mario game and then I fell into a vortex…and then I woke up here…"
Suddenly, there was the sound of very familiar giggling.
"Hello Penelope dear, Sho. Did you enjoy your trip?"
Penelope bared her teeth. "Joshua! Where are we?!"
"Look around. You might be able to pick it up very easily if you pay attention."
The walls look dark as well as the floor…WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING IN CASTLE BLECK?! Unless…
"Heehee…" Joshua giggles.
"This looks like the stage before the battle with Count Bleck and Super Dimentio… OH CRAP! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!"
"Why the factor do we need to, you fractal?"
"Bleh heh heh heh…Wait a minute, who are you people?!"
Sho and Penelope saw Mario and Tippi on the far side of the room, and then they saw Nastasia and Count Bleck.
"SON OF A B****!" Penelope shouted, causing everyone but Sho to look at her shocked.
"…"
"…"
"Okay. You guys go fulfill those Prognosticus' of yours while Sho and I get the hell out of here."
There was silence. "You two aren't some of Blumiere's goons, are you?" Tippi asked.
"No. We aren't. Pretend we aren't here while you battle." Penelope indicated.
After some sort of dialogue conversation between Count Bleck and Tippi (in some sort of way…?) the battle began.
Which caused Sho and Penelope to avoid the attacks. Eventually, Mario and Tippi found out that Count Bleck was invincible because he was being shielded by the Chaos Heart.
"Somebody's being a troll…and it isn't Joshua."
"Penelope dear, what is that supposed to mean?" Joshua asked, and pretty much everyone in the room heard.
"Who is that?" Tippi asked.
"The bane of my existence. Ignore him and continue your dialogue." Penelope ordered.
After talking some more (Penelope heard it as "blah blah blah…all worlds will end…blah blah blah…bleck heh heh heh…" ect.), Count Bleck rose up his cape and his cape made lighting appear and some sort of suction like appearance.
"What kind of fabric does that cape even use?!" Penelope asked herself.
Then…the terrible end of all worlds that would apparently swallow them all up or something along the lines of that, which is also known as The Void appeared.
And suddenly…
"Oh, COME ON! You're giving up already?"
They were surprised to see Bowser. Sho frowned and said, "Jeez! That fractal of a noise that I don't give a digit about is the opposite of beauty!"
Bowser, taking offense to this, only blasted fire at Sho, which took off some of his health.
Continuing on what he was saying to Mario before that little "interruption" made by Sho, he told Mario, "Come on! Man up a little. You never give up this easy when you attack MY castle!"
They all continued with their conversation and Penelope sighed. Then they saw Peach and Luigi come in.
"Hey look, the gang's all back together!" Penelope pointed out.
Explaining how they all survived after their apparent deaths and how they were going to continue and win this fight, Count Bleck mentioned a part of the prophecy and then they began to flash, surprising him and the eight Pure Hearts appeared, rising up and destroying Count Bleck's barrier.
And the true fight with Count Bleck began, with Penelope and Sho running around and avoiding the attacks until they got to the door. Penelope attempted to open it, but found it was lock. "DAMMIT! WE'RE TRAPPED!" She shouted at Sho.
Because Count Bleck and Mario were busy battling it out, they didn't notice as Penelope was trying to picklock the door, which wasn't working.
"Is there a gap under it?" Penelope asked desperately to Sho. "No, you stupid hectopascal."
Penelope began to whine. Eventually, Mario decided to let Bowser fight and Bowser easily defeated Count Bleck. Then the Chaos Heart appeared and he had this panicked expression on his face as he screamed, "BLEHHH!" before he vanished.
The Chaos Heart appeared and floated down. As all of this was happening, Joshua was watching from Penelope's Television as the game was going on.
"My, this is rather interesting. What will happen next, I wonder?"
Penelope and Sho heard that. "OH SHUT IT!" Next to the Chaos Heart appeared a weak Count Bleck. "Ex…Excellent…"
"You know what? Sue it. We can't escape this, so let's watch, Sho."
Penelope and Sho joined Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Tippi and the other Pixl that would give Mario abilities such as speed, the ability to us a hammer, reveal things, ect. Next to Count Bleck appeared Nastasia, and Sho's eyes widened. "What the factor?! Is that this world's version of Konishi*?" (*For some reason, despite they look nothing alike, I feel as if there's some sort of resemblance of Konishi and Nastasia to each other. I don't know why. That's what I think and it is my opinion.)
(Meanwhile…)
As Konishi was walking, she suddenly sneezed. "Who's talking behind my back?"
(Back to the game)
"Umm…Count?" Nastasia asked. Ignoring her, Count Bleck said, "You have won… Now finish Count Bleck...Dispatch me and the Chaos Heart will disappear. The prophecy will be undone…"
"Sorry, I don't think that's going to happen, despite Sho and I aren't even supposed to be here." Penelope commented.
"Why does it have to end like this?" Tippi asked him. "Timpani…When you vanished, I searched long for you. I never gave up looking…I searched and searched…" He shook his head. "But I never found you. Without you, the world held no meaning or joy…So I used the forbidden prophecy from the Tribe of Ancients to end all worlds."
Continuing on, he said, "I wanted to destroy everything that took you away from me…"
"But I am here now…No one can keep us apart anymore…Don't you see?"
"It is too late…Count Bleck has done so much evil…It must end…Just knowing that you are still alive…And knowing that the world you still live in will continue…It gives me peace."
Penelope sighed. "Only if the person I still have a crush on said things like this to me. But he doesn't." Sho frowned at her before focusing his attention back to what Count Bleck was saying.
"I do not have long to live. You must end my game before The Void destroys all…"
"But…we're finally together again…" Tippi indicated. Nastasia turned around and saw something before warning to him, "Count, look out!" Then a familiar attacks hit Nastasia and she collapsed, making her glasses fall off.
"Na-Nastasia!"
Another familiar voice was heard. "Silly assistant! Absorbing my attack to protect him? What an adorable hopeless gesture." Dimentio appeared.
"Before anything else is said, I would like to say something." Penelope indicated.
"Go on with it…" Count Bleck said weakly. Walking in front of the Chaos Heart and Dimentio, Penelope said, "It's clearly this world's version of Joshua. I can probably go on with my comparisons."
Joshua frowned before going into the game itself, surprising everyone as he smacked Penelope. "How dare you insult me! Why must you compare me to so many characters?!"
"HA! Now you're paper too!" Penelope shouted at him. "Penelope, I can teleport in and out as much as I wish. You cannot. Now, don't compare me again or else you'll be getting it." Joshua teleported out of the game and there was an awkward silence.
Then Dimentio said, "I was about to give him the everlasting peace he so desperately wants!"
"Dimentio?! You're…alive?"
In response, Dimentio replied, "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Of course. This is my moment. Even if the Count dies, the Chaos Heart won't disappear if I continue to control it!"
"Of course."
"But I needed the power of the Pure Hearts to beat him…I couldn't do that on my own. So I had you all do the sweaty labor for me. And you even used your Pure Hearts to defeat Count Bleck!"
Penelope frowned before shaking her head. "I'm going to freaking kill this stupid magician."
With more continuation, Dimentio added, "If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one."
"What are you saying?!" Tippi asked angrily.
"I'm saying that you no longer have any value to me, so I'm ending your games. They're all yours, Mr. L!"
Snapping, he pointed at Luigi, and Luigi ran over, surprising Mario, Bowser and Peach as well as Tippi.
"Mario, you couldn't tell Mr. L was your own brother? IT WAS DEAD OBVIOUS!" Penelope shouted at Mario who only said nothing like he usually did, though he was highly surprised himself.
"Huh? Uh…oh. AAAAAACK! Why am I flapping my arms? Oh, this…This isn't good!" Luigi cried. Suddenly, the Ultimate Show track began to play as Luigi began to shine and a sprout appeared on his head. Mario jumped and Bowser's eyes grew wider than plates.
"I AM MR. L!" Luigi shouted. "Master Dimentio…what is your bidding."
"YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME?! NOT THIS!" Penelope screeched.
"When…did this happen?" Bowser asked.
"When I sent Luigi here, I planted a seed in the fertile soil of his unconscious…And now that seed has sprouted spectacularly!" Raising up his arms, causing the Chaos Heart to float up, Dimentio ordered, "Mr. L…Run along now and get ready for your big entrance."
Luigi ran off. Turning in Luigi's direction, Dimentio announced, "Now…Ladies and gentleman…Get ready for the greatest magic show you'll ever see!"
The Chaos Heat was sucked into the void as well as Luigi and suddenly, Penelope paled up.
"No…not this…ANYTHING BUT THIS!" Penelope shouted. This monster was Super Dimentio.
"GREEEEEEN!" It roared.
"LUIGI?!" Mario, Bowser, Peach and Tippi were even more shocked.
"The Dark Prognosticus says he's the ideal host for the power of the Chaos Heart. And now I'm going to add my own power to this spicy little concoction."
"No…stop!" Count Bleck shouted at the clearly insane Dimentio. Dimentio made Tippi, Count Bleck and Nastasia disappear before saying, "Count Bleck! You looked so tattered and pathetic. I nearly forgot about you. I'll squeeze the life out of you later. Just wait over in that dimension, OK? Great."
Then Dimentio merged with Super Dimentio in an awkward way (um…he went into Super Dimentio's Mouth and Super Dimentio began to glow?). With a smile, Super Dimentio said, "Now the Chaos Heart is mine! I will use this to destroy all worlds…and create perfect, new ones!"
"Hey, idiot? Many villains have tried that already. It doesn't work." Penelope indicated with a frown.
"Silence, fool. So, shall we get started? Now I have all I need…to become the king of all worlds!"
"This guys insane. Guess we have no choice. Cuniculus Cantus!" Penelope transformed into her Noise Form that was slightly Paper Mario-fied.
"Go!" Sho summoned Taboo Noise before merging with them to become Leo Cantus.
"WHAT THE…?!" Bowser asked.
"Shut it! We intend to kick his a** too, so get ready to fight!"
However, they found their attacks to be perfectly useless. "Ah ha ha ha. I am now invincible! There is nothing you can do!"
"Except call the Ghostbusters, but I can't summon them here." Penelope boredly indicated. Super Dimentio stared at Penelope for a moment before he happily continued, saying, "And now it is time for the destruction to begin…Let is begin with you, as you wallow in helplessness, like upside-down turtles! L-POWER!"
"YOU'RE SO ZETTA SLOW!" Sho shouted.
"Sho, let the next cut scene initiate." Penelope growled, clearly breaking the fourth wall.
(With Merlon and Norlem…)
"The Worlds tremble...Has the end finally come?" Merlon asked.
"…How unfortunate." With a flash, the room began to shake, with a strange noise accompanying it.
In other worlds, the citizens were in panic, as the end was coming…
However, in the dimension they were trapped, Tippi cried, "We have to do something! We have to save Mario and the others!"
"We cannot. Without the Pure Hearts, there is no way to counter the Chaos Heart." Count Bleck replied, still weak as his cape still tattered as well as his hat and his monocle cracked. "All we can do is give up…"
"What are you SAYING?! You promised we would find happiness together!" Tippi shouted. "Was that all just a lie?"
Count Bleck shook his head. "It was no lie. But without the Pure Hearts, all worlds are doomed. What can we do?"
Tippi fluttered closer to Count Bleck. "Blumiere! Snap out of it! How can you think it can end here, after all we have suffered without each other? We found each other because we stayed alive…How can you admit defeat?!" Continuing on, she said, "I will not! I will not give up! You promised we would find happiness. You PROMISED!"
Penelope, in her Cuniculus Cantus form, came in the room. "Hey guys, we're all about to die. Get on with it please!"
Then Mimi and O'Chunks appeared, and decided to continue this. Annoyed, Penelope took a remote out of midair, and clicked the fast-forward button for a bit until the Pure Hearts appeared. However, the dialogue continued, and Penelope hit the fast-forward button again until Tippi flew up towards the center.
"I will bring these to Mario!"
"FINALLY!" Penelope left the room back to where she was before.
(Back where everyone else was)
"Hmph…Lets stop wasting time and finish this, shall we? Ciao!" With a flash, something stopped him. "What? What's going on?"
Penelope appeared. "THIS IS, BUDDY! TAKE THAT, YOU AND YOUR STUPID BARRIER!"
The Pure Hearts surrounded the shocked Super Dimentio's head and after a few more words, the invincibility of Dimentio from the Chaos Heart was taken away.
After being healed Tippi appeared and said, "Now's our chance…The Pure Hearts have given us power! Let's get him!"
"Tippi! You might be right. C'mon, let's jump him!"
"IT'S TIME TO KICK YOUR A** DIMENTIO!"
With multiple attacks, they defeated Dimentio and Penelope, who simply wasn't in the mood to deal with this, hit the fast forward button until the credits passed and Penelope and Sho found themselves in front of Mario's house and they were still paper.
"We're still stuck here."
(A/N: There's the first chapter! I was watching a 50 minute walkthrough to write this properly, but don't expect that to happen in all of the chapters!
Seriously. I had to figure out the lines through that.
Anyway, review if you'd like (though I'd appreciate it if you took the time and did), and please do not flame.
I also found that I had posted this a day after I posted One-way out of Shibuya's final chapter and the prologue for this story (which was April 5th, 2014).
So, I will see you all in the next chapter!
Bye-bye!)