i don't own hotel translyvania
Present day
A car goes through the woods and other creatures follow.
A ramp drops down, the car goes down the ramp, through a tunnel and arrives at the castle.
A pumpkin-headed man gets out, goes around, opens the door and a werewolf family gets out.
Yeah, it's a mess back there said a werewolf.
Zombie bellhops get their language.
In the castle are monsters.
Welcome to Hotel Transylvania said Dracula.
Human free since 1898 said Dracula.
Your favorite destination takes an intartary said Dracula.
I have personally designed the spectacular schedule of events all leading to my son's birthday extravaganza tomorrow said Dracula.
We always look forward to coming every year Count we enjoy the safety so much said a monster.
Of course, that's why we built it said Dracula.
Yes, good evening said Dracula.
Thank you, Marty, you look pale as well said Dracula.
Sir sir sir said a suit of armor.
We have an urgent plumbing issue said the suit of armor.
Plumbing on it said Dracula.
Mr. Ghouligan said Dracula.
There is a clogged toilet in room 348 said the suit of armor.
It's okay we all get stomach aches Mr. Bigfoot said Dracula.
Then werewolf kids come into the hotel and cause chaos.
Hey kids, reel it in you're only supposed to make mom and dad miserable said the father.
Now is that any way to behave? Asks Dracula.
This is a hotel, not a cemetery said Dracula.
Sorry, uncle Drac said a werewolf pup.
Drac how are ya? Asks the father.
Wayne my old friend said Dracula.
Couldn't wait for this weekend said, Wayne.
Always great to be out of the shadows for a couple days said, Wayne.
The family looks beautiful said Dracula.
Let me just clean up their filth said Dracula.
Housekeeping said Dracula.
The witch maids clean up after the werewolf kids.
Frankie my boy said Dracula.
Look at you still traveling by mail Mr. cheapo said Dracula.
It's not a money thing I have a plane phobia I mean at any moment those engines could catch said, Frankie.
Fire said, Wayne.
Yeah yeah fire bad we know said, Wayne.
Guys come on said Dracula.
Does that look like Frankenstein's head? Asks Dracula.
Hey, Drac buddy what's going on with your cape there? Asks Wayne.
What do you ouch said Dracula.
Who pinched me? Asks Dracula.
Guilty you're irresistible said, Invisible Man.
Yes, very amusing invisible man and hello great to see you said Dracula.
Ah never gets old said invisible man.
Oh, ho ho ho said Dracula.
Missed me said, Invisible Man.
Missed me said, Invisible Man.
Missed me said, Invisible Man.
Missed me said, Invisible man
Ok, you win hold this bacon said Dracula.
Why i'm I holding bac ahh said, Invisible Man.
Get em off said, Invisible Man.
Here comes the party said a Mummy.
Hello, Murray said Dracula.
Drac what's up buddy? Asks Murray.
The sand Murray the sand, always with the sand said Murray.
Wolfie, Wanda, Frank said Murray.
I love this guy said, Murray.
You lookin too now that it's just the head said, Murray.
Oh ok, you'll pay for that said Frank.
So what's up Drac hotel is lookin off the hook said, Murray.
Hey, guys watch this said, Frank.
By the way, you right about those directions said Murray.
Oh, good good said Dracula.
I took the tigiris through the Nile absolutely no traffic said, Murray.
You're kidding me said Dracula.
Right in my lobby? Asks Dracula.
Drac, I swear, man, I don't run like that said Murray.
Housekeeping said Dracula
I was not the cause of that said Murray.
We're ready said a spider.
A web reads Happy 118th birthday Malvin.
If only Martha was here to see this said Wanda.
She's always here Wanda said Dracula.
Okay, friends, I am so glad you are here to celebrate said Dracula.
Another birthday for my sweet little Malvin and another successful year of refuge from them said Dracula.
These are recent human images our surveillance has uncovered said Dracula.
They are getting fatter so as to overpower us said Dracula
And they are wearing less clothing, allowing more movement to strangle us or cut open our heads and put candy in them said Dracula.
But they will never find us here said Dracula.
Evil villain, you will never win said Dracula
Okie fun starts in 30 minutes said Dracula.
Right now, I have to see my little boy said Dracula.
He's not so little anymore said, Frank.
Yes, he is said Dracula.
What's going on out there? Are we at the hotel? Asks Eunice.
Frank, did you book us for a tandem massage? Did you get us a table at Hunchbacks? Did you do anything? Asks Eunice.
You're welcome said, Invisible Man.
What's going on? Asks Eunice.