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Chapter: Surprise?

"Hey can I ask you a personal question?"- Speaking

"What is it human?"- Demon speaking or bijuu-mode jinkuuriki

'Are you a boy or girl?'- thinking

'WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!'- Demon thinking

'Oh shit! Oh fuck!' was some of the words Naruto were thinking when he stared at the wide-eyed Jounin with his toad-like eyes. "Hey Kakashi-sensei, what are you doing in my apartment?" Naruto said trying to act as if nothing was wrong.

As Naruto was deactivating sage-mode, Kakashi asked "W-what was that?" There was only one person he had seen with those sage eyes, and that was Jiraiya, the toad sannin, though Jiraiya had some weird effects, like his hands and feet were toad-like and his face as well.

Seeing Naruto using sage mode gave him a lot of questions. How did he know how to use sage mode? Who he'd learn it from? Is he hiding his true strength?

While Kakashi was debating on tons of questions, Naruto was coming up with a lie. "What was what?"

"What was with your eyes? Were you using sage-mode?" Kakashi asked unsure what Naruto would say. "Oh that! That was a-was a Genjustu! I saw a textbook in the academy about Jiraiya with his sage-mode on so I decided to see what it would look like on me. And since I'm not that great at genjustu, I could only change my eyes. H ehe." Naruto lied, pretending to be embarrassed by scratching the back of his neck.

"Hm." Kakashi started, unsure if he should believe Naruto or not. "Oh. Well come on our team is waiting for us."

"Nice lie." Kyuubi growled out in Naruto's head.

Naruto sighed inwardly in relief, though Naruto new that Kakashi is going to keep an eye on him for a while. He was glad that Tsunade had told him that lying is also part of a hokage's job.

____Flashback_______________________________________________________________________

"Hey Baaa-Chan, Baa-chaaaaaan! Where are we going?" 18 year old Naruto yelled out to Tsunade, although she was 5ft in front of him.

The older blonde eye twitched for the 3rd time in 20 minutes. Oh she knew Naruto was trying to annoy her. And if she didn't answer him, he would yell even more. So after she took deep breaths and remembered not to choke the future hokage, she answered.

"Okay fine. Listen up brat," Tsunade started as she and Naruto entered the interrogation center. "As you know being hokage is a hard job. You not only have to be powerful and strong, but also smart and skilled." Tsunade said as Naruto nodded in understanding.

"So we're here because…"

"…Because as a hokage, we have to make hard decisions, like lying." Tsunade said waiting for a load of questions to come forth. "Whatya mean 'lying'? I thought the saying goes "'the truth will set you free"'. Not the other way around." Naruto said confused.

"(sigh) okay for example, your father had to lie in order to protect your mother from stopping him into sealing Kyuubi into you for your mother's sake." Tsunade said in a low voice for only Naruto can hear. Though Naruto understood what Minato was trying to do by lying, he still believed in the saying.

"Okay so you're going to teach me how to lie." Naruto stated bluntly. Tsunade nodded as in saying 'pretty much',

"But that doesn't explain why we are here." Naruto said.

"Just get in here." Tsunade said pulling Naruto in where Anko was.

"Oh! Hokage-sama what are you doing in here today?" The snake mistress asked. "Well Anko-san, we are here to teach Naruto on how to lie." Tsunade said as she gave Anko a look that said 'ask no questions'.

"Hey I can lie pretty damn well." Naruto muttered although both Anko and Tsunade heard.

Tsunade turned to Naruto. "Oh really? Fine then. Were you the one who hid my sake last week?"

"Uhhh. Well of course not! W-why would I steal your sake? Pff like I would steal your sake… Hey what's with that look? Come on it could have been Shizune-san. Why do you always blame stuff on me?!?" Naruto scratched his neck slowly in embaressment as Anko stifled a laugh, and Tsunade looked between to either laugh at Naruto's horrible lie or choke him for stealing her sake.

"So when do we begin?" Naruto asked, impatient as always.

"Now."

ONE WEEK LATER

"You're getting better. Now if only you were smart…" Kyuubi let that sentence go on. It's been one whole week that Naruto was trained to lie.

"Shut up." Naruto growled out to Kyuubi. Naruto had found out it was hard to lie. Extremely hard. He could never keep a straight face. Anko would let a snake bite him if his heart rate when up,or when he started to sweat. But it wasn't his entire fault! The room was way too hot for his taste. He had to control his emotions and body. Though he had passed the not sweating and heart rate stage at day 5. Problem was he just couldn't look straight into Tsunade's eyes and lie. It would feel like betraying a family member, which he would never do, mind you.

But, drastic times calls for drastic measures. So here was Naruto standing over a river, upside down, tied by his legs only by a thin rope.

"This is torture!" Naruto yelled out to Anko. Tsunade had to go to a meeting, which was bad for Naruto. Really bad. "Would you rather I hang you naked by your little friend over a ditch with spikes?" Anko yelled back at Naruto and tried again to stifle a laugh when Naruto held his crotch and gave Anko the finger.

"Fuck you!"

It was so fun to torture the blonde. Though she could've tortured him even more but after he saved Konoha from Pain 2 years ago, everyone gained a high level of respect for the blonde. But, it still didn't mean she would go easy on him.

A couple of torture days later, Naruto had completed to lie. Though not 100%, he could still not stutter or be a nervous wreck.

______________________________________Flashback over__________________________________

"Well come on, the team is waiting for you." Kakashi said. Naruto shook his head from that memory, as he ran outside, to meet his worst enemy and a long lost dead friend.

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Killer Bee woke up to hear birds chirping from outside his home. "What the hell?" Bee looked around his home. And then he looked at his hands as if they were soaked with blood of his first kill.

"I-I'm alive! I'm alive?" Bee questioned himself. All he remembered was fighting Kisame with Naruto, Guy, Yamato and his sensei on the island. Before Killer Bee can say anything else, a voice arose from within his mind. (1)

"Ah it's good to see my host alive and well." The voice said.

"Hachibi! What happen I thought we were dead?"

"Yes we were. But now we are not. You should thank that blonde student of yours, or, to be more precisely, Kyuubi." The ox said. "So we are in the past?" Bee said while looking at the calendar, only to see he was about six years in the past.

"Yes we are. I'd advise you to look for your student, and other jinjuuriki as well, and work together to stop the Akatsuki." Hachibi suggested it to Killer Bee. "Other jinjuuriki?"

"Well if you remember being in the future, I'm pretty sure other hosts will remember too."

"So we are going to Konoha?" The rapper asked.

"It's the only way."

Oh yeah! I finished with more than a thousand words. Hoped you all like it! I will try to update everyday or every other day. So stay tuned!

(1)- The Hachibi is way friendlier to his host than Kyuuni is to Naruto.

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