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Jaws_Fan: My goldfish died. :(
IHazTheEyes: …
PLANTman: I know how you feel, my beautiful lotus flower died last week.
ScorpionORS: Can we have a good conversation?
Jaws_Fan: Poor flower. I saw how much you loved her.
PLANTman: She was my WORLD!
IHazTheEyes: I agree with Sasori.
PLANTman: How are you doing the funeral?
Jaws_Fan: I'm placing her back into the same environment that I found her…
ScorpionORS: So…how's tormenting your brother going?
Jaws_Fan: …the toilet.
IHazTheEyes: Not so good. Ever since he joined Orochimaru, I cannot find him anywhere.
PLANTman: The toilet. Simply a zoo of great specimen. I found myself some very sexy looking fungi growing down there once…
ScorpionORS: *blinks* You don't know?
Jaws_Fan: How did your relationship end up?
IHazTheEyes: …what?
PLANTman: It was flushed down the drain. :'(
ScorpionORS: Orochimaru's been taking your brother to a gay bar for these past two months.
Jaws_Fan: ?
PLANTman: ?
IHazTheEyes: …!
Jaws_Fan: …wait…how do you know that they went to a gay bar?
ScorpionORS: Orochimaru's been stalking me on twitter…and real life…
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PLANTman: Who's this? I thought that this chat room was private.
IHazTheEyes: Someone's hacked it, and connected it to the internet.
Snakeluver118: Hi Itachi, you're looking very...good…these days…
IHazTheEyes: …and you wonder why I'm going blind.
ScorpionORS: Leave, Orochimaru!
Snakeluver118: Why hello, my cute little scorpion.
Jaws_Fan: No wonder he's hiding in Hiruko all the time…
ScorpionORS: *glares*
Snakeluver118: Why don't my weasel and scorpion friends come to…play…over at my house? :)
PLANTman: *throws up*
IHazTheEyes: Don't you have Sasuke to molest?
Snakeluver118: No need to be a meanie Itachi.
Jaws_Fan: Yes. There. Is.
Snakeluver118: Sasooooriiiii, you're looking very toned today.
ScorpionORS: I'm a puppet. I'm toned everyday.
PLANTman: How does he know you're toned?
IHazTheEyes: …
IHazTheEyes: Shit.
Snakeluver118: Because I have a psychic power, which allows me to view Sasori at all times. :D
ScorpionORS: He's standing outside my window.
PLANTman: O.O
Jaws_Fan: O.O
IHazTheEyes: /.\
IHazTheEyes: /.\
IHazTheEyes: O/.\O
ScorpionORS: Oh god.
ScorpionORS: Please put your clothes back on.
PLANTman: *foams at mouth*
Jaws_Fan: *bashes head against table*
IHazTheEyes: *faints*
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Fuck/you: Hey, who the fuck is 'justglasses'?
0Mask: Hooray! Tobi is on again!
BombsRul3: Joy. Hey, danna, what's the matter?
JustGlasses: Lord Orochimaru, it's time for your sponge bath.
BombsRul3: …what?
Fuck/You: What. The. Fuck?
Snakeluver118: Want to join me Sasori?
Fuck/You: lol XD
BombsRul3: I don't know whether to be worried or laugh.
0Mask: That sounds fun! Can Tobi join?
PLANTman: No, Tobi! Don't!
0Mask: Zetsu-san? Zetsu-san looks really ill…
ScorpionORS: Can we get rid of him already?
Snakeluver118: :(
JustGlasses: You always have me, my lord.
BombsRul3: *spews out drink*
ScorpionORS: …I think I'm glad that he's no longer my spy…
Fuck/You: At first this was funny, but now it's fucking sick…
0Mask: ?
PLANTman: You're too young, Tobi.
Jaws_Fan: LEAVE.
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Snakeluver118: Sa-su-keee! :)
Revenge!11!: ITACHI! Where are you?
ScorpionORS: Now that you mention it…
PLANTman: Where is Itachi, Kisame?
Jaws_Fan: He's either dead or not breathing. :(
Revenge!11!: WOO! REVENGE IS MINE!
Fuck/You: Fucking hell.
ScorpionORS: Stupid Uchiha. Itachi is already dead, so he has no revenge.
Revenge!11!: D:
IHazTheEyes: Back.
Revenge!11!: Now to kill you!
Snakeluver118: Sasuke, I need you to scrub my back.
Revenge!11!: …again?
Snakeluver118: See you around, Itachi-chan and Sasori-chan… :P
Revenge!11!: I'll get you next time Itachi!
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BombsRul3: What
Jaws_Fan: The
Fuck/You: Fuck
PLANTman: Just
0Mask: Aww, Tobi wanted to go for a sponge bath…
BombsRul3: Trust me Tobi. Even someone like you, does not deserve a fate like that.
0Mask: Okay! :)
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IHazTheEyes: …my mind has been twisted…
ScorpionORS: Same here. I no longer know what's canon or reality anymore.
IHazTheEyes: Our morals have gone.
ScorpionORS: …
IHazTheEyes: …
ScorpionORS: …fancy hot naked puppet/man sex?
IHazTheEyes: …
IHazTheEyes: …sure.
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?: Now the fan girls can sleep happy…
?: Kukukuku…
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