A/N: Here's Chapter 2… Happy reading!

Chapter 2: Naked Body

DAY 2

It was a beautiful Sunday morning. Everyone was busy, as usual. There were lots of customers. This caused Konan to collapse because of stress. After a few hours, she was okay…

That night, Deidara was heading to the bathroom to take a shower. He was so surprised in what he saw…

Sasori was taking a shower and he saw his SEXXXY body!! He nearly collapsed… it was truly a nosebleed! He peeked silently and watched Sasori's movements… it was in slooooww mmmoootttiiioooonnn in his mind --slow mo sound effects-- He was so thrilled.

As he watched Sasori bathe, his tongue was licking his lips… He couldn't blink. He observed at Sasori's body from head to toe…

"WAIT A MINUTE, DEIDARA!!" He said to himself. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?? YOU ARE NOT GAY, OKAY! YOU'RE SUCH A MANIAC!!"

Sasori heard it, although it was so silent… AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THEN.

--busted!--

Present

The man giggled. Deidara was like a sour eggplant after that.

Past

" Hidan-san, can you please help me clean this table?"

"Sure, Sasori-san. By the way, where is Deidara-kun?"

Sasori didn't respond. He just remembered Deidara's plumped face and said silently, "Idiotic!"

DAY 3

"Deidara, are you okay?? HUH??..." asked Sasori with a creepy smile. "ONE MORE TIME, AND YOU'LL SURELY DDDIIIIEEE…"

"S-sasori-danna…..d-don't look at me that way…" he said.

"Deidara-sempai! Sasori-san!" Tobi shouted running towards Sasori and Deidara. He was holding a mop, and accidentally slips. --ONE lump on his head--

"Tobi had a dream last night… It was so nice… TOBI SAW DEIDARA-SEMPAI AND SASORI-SAN RUNNING NAKED ALONG THE STREETS OF KONOHA!!" he shouted.

Everyone heard it. As in, EVERYONE. Even the customers heard it and chuckled. Sasori and Deidara were so ashamed.

"Tobi, COME WITH US!" Deidara said, pulling Tobi's right ear. They headed to the storage room…

In the storage room

"WTF ARE YOU SAYING?? YOU. ARE. A. B!!" shouted Deidara, punching Tobi's head… --FIVE LUMPS ON HIS HEAD-- Poor Tobi…

A/N: Weeeeeeeee!! Sasori is so sexy! If you guys are wondering why did Sasori bathe is because, he's just cleaning himself in a faster way—not that polishing stuff that takes him for so long to finish… And I wonder… What would Sasori and Deidara look when they run naked? --giggles-- Please Review!!