Blaze: finally I was able to do the next chapter
Darth: it's about time
Blaze: well, I was busy with Echoes of the Past, Keeping Faith, Book I: Exile, Salvation In Silence, and all of my other stories
Darth: I can see that
Blaze: here's chapter 2 and I hope that you like it
Voicemail
By xXJedi Knight BlazeXx
Anakin Skywalker's Voicemail
During The Clone Wars
Hello, you have reached the voicemail box of Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker, also known as the Hero With No Fear, the Chosen One or Blast It, Anakin, Did You Lose Your Lightsaber Again, if you are talking to my melodramatic former master. I am not here to receive your message because I am either fighting Separatists, arguing with my former master, teaching my Padawan how to hotwire starships or…what are you doing here, Master? You just noticed that I called you melodramatic. Well, you are melodramatic. Yes, I know this doesn't sound professional but I'm running out of…
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Anakin, it's Obi-Wan. For one, you need to come up with a better message, Master Windu is not happy at finding out you are teaching Ahsoka how to hotwire starships. By the way, what was your lightsaber doing in Black Sun's territory?
Then again, I don't want to know.
And I'm NOT MELODRAMTIC!
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'Soka here, Master, Master Windu wants to talk with you about what happened to his speeder earlier today. I'm telling you, I didn't do it, I didn't, I swear.
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Windu here
You'd better teach your apprentice some manners before she ends up burning the temple down. Last night I caught her trying to roast marshmallows in the Temple's kitchens and she nearly burned part of the kitchen. We were only lucky Master Unduli happened to be in the area.
By the way, why the Force is my speeder painted pink?
Windu out
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It's 'Soka again, I didn't do it!
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Mr. Skywalker,
Coruscant's Medical Facility would like to remind you that your check-up is scheduled for this Friday at 1300 hours. Please do not be late and rest assured your insurance shall cover this check up.
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Anakin, it's Palpatine. I have been waiting to speak with you since the Battle of Praestilyn but you have as of yet to answer my calls.
Call me back as soon as you receive this message.
By the way, Master Kenobi was just in here asking where you were and he told me that you haven't answered his calls either and he said he wanted to return the lightsaber you lost in Black Sun's territory.
How the blazes did you manage that?
What the blazes were you doing in Black Sun's territory?
And did you lose your comlink too?
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Yoda this is.
Find you I cannot.
But found a Nabooian blaster I did.
Doing with a Nabooian blaster what are you?
And you where are?
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Ani, where the hell are you? No one can seem to find you. Did you disappear off the face of Coruscant or what? I hope you're not on one of the moons. And why aren't you answering your comlink?
And Obi-Wan said he found your lightsaber, did you lose that again?!
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Everyone is looking for you, Skywalker. They even called me to ask me if I had you. Report to Yoda before he comes looking for me.
Dooku out
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Grievous here
Why the hell are the Republic calling me looking for you, you idiot?
Contact the Republic and tell them to leave me alone!
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Hello, this is Blaze.
Gee, everyone's looking for you. We, the witches of Dathomir, the Separatists, the clones, the Jedi, and even this random ghost is looking for you, who goes by Darth Maul.
Wait, Darth Maul's ghost disappeared when a guy known as Qui-Gon's ghost appeared.
Dang, even dead people are looking for you.
Uh, don't ask how I know all this.
But where the hell are you?
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General Skywalker, it's Commander Cody.
I do not know if you can receive this message but I found something of yours and you'd better contact me before Senator Amidala finds out.
Cody out.
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Panaka here, Senator Amidala is most concerned for your whereabouts. She has ordered the entire Nabooian fleet to look for you.
Where the hell are you?!
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Windu here
Why the hell are the people of Naboo and Coruscant tearing the respected planets apart looking for you?
Windu out.
By the way, who the hell painted my speeder pink?!!!
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Master Anakin, it's Threepio.
Artoo says he cannot find you anywhere and he is going to pilot your starfighter to go looking for you. I do not think that is wise.
Get back here as soon as possible.
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010101010101111101010 010101010111101010110 0101011111010101 011111101010101 0101010 010101 0110101010 010 101 01 01100101010 (Translation from binary: Master Anakin, I want to find you but Threepio locked me out of your starfighter. By the way, if your starfighter's here, where are you?)
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(Translated from Huttese: the Republic called me looking for you. Get back there and tell them to leave me alone, I was taking a nap!)
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Grievous here again,
This protocol droid named See-Threepio keeps bugging me, get back to Coruscant and tell them to leave me alone. I didn't take you, tell them that!
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Dooku here
I don't have you on Geonosis.
Shit, I just told them where I was.
Well, then again, no one seems to know where your comlink is so they probably didn't get this message.
Well, I'd better move on anyways
Beep
This is Alex, a technician from Mustafar.
Your appointment is long overdue.
And who the hell is Dooku? He's looking for you.
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Mr. Skywalker
This is a representative of QuickStar. Your order for seventeen pounds of caf is in, please come to Corellia to pick it up within the next week. The total cost is 7855 credits and it must be paid in Republic credits.
By the way, why the hell is this Dooku person looking for you?
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Ani, it's Padmé, where the hell are you? This insurance company called me telling me that you are past due on your payments.
Call me back!
And what kind of insurance is this?
It better not be life insurance.
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Windu here.
Some life insurance company called saying that you put me as a representative of yours. Well, tell your insurance company that it better have auto insurance because you're going to repaint my speeder.
Windu out
P.S NOT PINK!
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Windu here again
Sorry about that, Commander Cody just admitted he painted my speeder pink. He thought it was yours. You didn't hear from me.
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Commander Cody here, General.
I did not paint his speeder pink, I tried purple but it faded to pink somehow. I'm going to have a little talk with your apprentice. She told me to do it.
Cody out
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'Soka here, did Commander Cody get a hold of you? He's lying! I didn't tell him to do it, Palpatine did!
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There's a rumor saying I ordered Cody to paint Master Windu's speeder pink. We'll keep it on the down low but it was Grievous.
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Obi-Wan here, Anakin, where are you?
Grievous, Dooku, Palpatine, and this witch named Blaze are bugging me trying to find you. Where the blazes are you?
And I still have your lightsaber.
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Yoda this is again!
Several civilians saw you painting DX on the side of the Temple, this was you?
To the Temple report immediately.
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'Soka here, it wasn't ME! I DID NOT FRAME YOU! REX DID IT!
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Captain Rex here, it wasn't me, General, I swear, I have been helping this witch Blaze try to find you.
Rex out.
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Padmé here, don't tell me you put DX on the Temple again please?
By the way, what the hell does DX stand for?
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Grievous here
I took a nap and someone left a note saying Skywalker was here and painted DX on me!
If I find out you did this, I'll hunt you down!
And why pink?!
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Obi-Wan here
Did you paint DX on Grievous? He's telling everyone that he can get a hold of that you did. And Master Yoda and Palpatine are laughing their heads off.
Good job.
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Windu here
First off, why the hell aren't you replying to us?
Second, I love the purple paint job on my speeder. How can you do that and are not replying to us?
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Rex here, I repainted Mace's speeder, you're welcome
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'Soka here, I helped Rex repaint Mace's speeder and did you like my little detail on Grievous? Sorry about the note but I had to say someone did it.
Don't ask how I was able to do that without him knowing.
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(Translation from Huttese: STOP WAKING ME UP!!!!!!!!!)
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101010101 01010100110101011010 00 011010101010101010 010 001010101010100101010110 101010101 0101 1101 010 1010101 01010 10101001 DFK 1101010110 DFK 8FD (Translation from Binary: I still cannot get into your starfighter and I don't know where the hell Threepio is. I don't know where the hell you are at! I'm confused)
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Threepio here
I had to change the codes for your starfighter because Artoo kept insisting on looking for you.
By the way, how do you take a restraining bolt off of an astromech droid?
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Boba Fett here,
Gee, everyone thinks I kidnapped you. I'm a kid, how the hell can I kidnap a Jedi? But still, where the hell are you?
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Bail here
I know you are not on Alderaan because I had the entire security force looking for you. The only place that I can think of you being is Tatooine but I know you won't go back there.
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Obi-Wan here
I'm getting visions of sand, are you on Tatooine? But then I'm getting visions of swamps, are you on Xagobah?
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101010 01010101101110 010 10101 010 0 101 00 101 01 0 0101101 00 10 1010 1 0 (Translation from binary: this is your starfighter computer, get these droids away from me! They're going to overload my system. They keep locking and unlocking me!)
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If anyone has my comlink? Please deliver it to Mos Eisley on Tatooine and if anyone can find Obi-Wan, tell him to meet me there. I, uh, accidentally crashed the starfighter on Tatooine.
Don't tell Mace 'cause it was his starfighter
Beep
If you don't have your comlink, Anakin, then who does? And who's been receiving all of these messages?
Well, either way, I need to find the person who has this comlink.
Beep
What do you think?
Blaze: that was Anakin's voicemail
Darth: so who had his comlink?
Blaze: it will be revealed in chapter 4
Darth: ah okay
Blaze: so please review and I'll post chapter 3 as soon as I possibly can