The reviews are in, this story's a hit! Thanks everyone for your reviews!
I even got a few confessions of Mary-Sue-ism among my reviewers. Now, if
everyone read this story, fanfiction.net would be a better place. Hmm...
Err..
Just relax, read the chapter and
Listen
To
Your
Music
CHA CHA CHA!
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A cloacked figger stood in da shadowz. it walked bak forth wondering "have they found it yet?" over and over.
his minonions studd bye scratching they're heads. "wutz he doin?" asked one.
"I dunno." Sedd anuther "but I think hez thinking"
"And how would you know what that is?" asked a third.
"Shut your mouth."
"You wanna take this outside?"
"Uh... we are outside."
"Oh."
"So... how 'bout dem Leafs?"
"Eh."
"Mm hmm."
"So."
"do you... like stuff?"
"Yeah!"
"Hey guyz!" said another one. "I've got stuff!"
"Good for you." Said the frist.
"SILENCE!!" yeld the leader. "I have something to tell you all!"
"Yes! I knew he was gay!" yelled a minonion.
The leader shot the rascal with his bow. How did he have a bow? Don't ask me...
"newayz" the leader continude "I have creyated a new Ring!"
"Yawn." Said a minionian and the leader shot him.
"And I threw it away so the gudd guyz could have a decent chance at destroying it. BUT! I did make it just so powerful that at least one important character will die in a mock scene of sadness, one character will get injured in the classic "American Soldier Death Scene" all crappy pro- american war movies have, and I can guarantee the main character will cry in several places, resulting in MAJOR flames!"
"All right!" said the mudheads.
"so you guyz will have to drop your guards and open a few key places that they kudd sneak in and destroy the ring from. 'n it also means we have to create a device that's incredibly easy to use to destroy the Ring."
The moinernions whined. "why d'we have t' do it? they wined. We hain't dun nuthin wrong!
"REMIND ME WHEN I HAD TO CARE" SAID THE LEADer. I'm SuRe ThAt YoU will dO tHe JoB wElL. "
"Meh."
(scene break)
In a second Counsel of Earlrond Earlong wuz speaking.
"The new Ring has been found." He said
"Whoop-dee-doo!" went Gimil. "What do we do next?"
"We must go to Mount Doom, into the fires of Ordoin. Only there may it be destroyed!"
"Yep. Well, who's going to do it?" he said.
Ornothing (that was her name, after all) stood up. "I will take it" she said and took the ring and placed it in her pocket. "I was sent here to save this planet" (music starts playing) "And it is my duty to rid all evil from your little paradise (the sun starts shining and everyone stops to look at her) and if it causes me some injury and just a tad of melodramatacism, I am willing to make that sacrifice because. (she becomes backlit) it is my duty!"
Galdralf cracked open a bottle of champaine. "Yay! I'm not taking it! C'mon guys, lets make a toast to the hope this little troublemaker never returns!"
"Hear hear!" went girlimb. "Dwarves always like alcohol!"
"Wait, guys!" went Legolas. "We cannot leave this fair maiden to suffer on her own! We must protect her!"
"Always the elves" went Gmili. "They just have to ruin the party."
"Eh." Went Forbes. "I'm in. Maybe my sparkly eyes can divert some attention away from hers.
"yees.." went Aragrin. "There almost hypnoootic..."
Soon everyone (but Gandalf and Gimli, because G rocks your socks) were swaying in hypnotica (my new word! *slaps a TM on it*) from the girls' eyes. They were so bloooo and shiiiny...
"Anyways..." went Eearlond, "let's go out and destroy this beeyotch!"
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(this'll be done as a mary sue A/N)
Hey guyz! Its meh agin! Hope ya liked my storey! ill write more. you know you loved it, so don't be hatin! And who do you guess the bad guy is?
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Hey hey. Back again. This thing was a real bitch with the spell-check. Damn you Word 97!
Now, the blue eyes thing is a little beef I have. All these mary-sues writing in blue eyes really pisses me off because it just takes away from the people that DO have blue eyes. *points at self*
Especially in roleplaying. Must every character have blue eyes? I mean really!
To clear up a few rumours:
I have not been listening to Bratney Spears or Sluttina Aguilera just to get in the ditzy mood for this. In fact, I'm listening to Goo Goo Dolls right now. Previously, it was Matthew Good, and the Kingsmen because Louie Louie simply rocks. My IQ has probably dropped a bit. But that's OK. And yes, I do know the difference between "their" "there" and "they're" The first is possessive, second one a noun, and last a contraction. It is NOT that hard to learn the difference!
As in "The toy is theirs.", "He is over there." and "They're going to be late."
On another note, I am wearing pants right now. Go me. I may not get to do a lot of writing since the laptop is going on overdrive with the main computer broken. So just be patient.
And keep the reviews coming.
Err..
Just relax, read the chapter and
Listen
To
Your
Music
CHA CHA CHA!
*********************************************************************
A cloacked figger stood in da shadowz. it walked bak forth wondering "have they found it yet?" over and over.
his minonions studd bye scratching they're heads. "wutz he doin?" asked one.
"I dunno." Sedd anuther "but I think hez thinking"
"And how would you know what that is?" asked a third.
"Shut your mouth."
"You wanna take this outside?"
"Uh... we are outside."
"Oh."
"So... how 'bout dem Leafs?"
"Eh."
"Mm hmm."
"So."
"do you... like stuff?"
"Yeah!"
"Hey guyz!" said another one. "I've got stuff!"
"Good for you." Said the frist.
"SILENCE!!" yeld the leader. "I have something to tell you all!"
"Yes! I knew he was gay!" yelled a minonion.
The leader shot the rascal with his bow. How did he have a bow? Don't ask me...
"newayz" the leader continude "I have creyated a new Ring!"
"Yawn." Said a minionian and the leader shot him.
"And I threw it away so the gudd guyz could have a decent chance at destroying it. BUT! I did make it just so powerful that at least one important character will die in a mock scene of sadness, one character will get injured in the classic "American Soldier Death Scene" all crappy pro- american war movies have, and I can guarantee the main character will cry in several places, resulting in MAJOR flames!"
"All right!" said the mudheads.
"so you guyz will have to drop your guards and open a few key places that they kudd sneak in and destroy the ring from. 'n it also means we have to create a device that's incredibly easy to use to destroy the Ring."
The moinernions whined. "why d'we have t' do it? they wined. We hain't dun nuthin wrong!
"REMIND ME WHEN I HAD TO CARE" SAID THE LEADer. I'm SuRe ThAt YoU will dO tHe JoB wElL. "
"Meh."
(scene break)
In a second Counsel of Earlrond Earlong wuz speaking.
"The new Ring has been found." He said
"Whoop-dee-doo!" went Gimil. "What do we do next?"
"We must go to Mount Doom, into the fires of Ordoin. Only there may it be destroyed!"
"Yep. Well, who's going to do it?" he said.
Ornothing (that was her name, after all) stood up. "I will take it" she said and took the ring and placed it in her pocket. "I was sent here to save this planet" (music starts playing) "And it is my duty to rid all evil from your little paradise (the sun starts shining and everyone stops to look at her) and if it causes me some injury and just a tad of melodramatacism, I am willing to make that sacrifice because. (she becomes backlit) it is my duty!"
Galdralf cracked open a bottle of champaine. "Yay! I'm not taking it! C'mon guys, lets make a toast to the hope this little troublemaker never returns!"
"Hear hear!" went girlimb. "Dwarves always like alcohol!"
"Wait, guys!" went Legolas. "We cannot leave this fair maiden to suffer on her own! We must protect her!"
"Always the elves" went Gmili. "They just have to ruin the party."
"Eh." Went Forbes. "I'm in. Maybe my sparkly eyes can divert some attention away from hers.
"yees.." went Aragrin. "There almost hypnoootic..."
Soon everyone (but Gandalf and Gimli, because G rocks your socks) were swaying in hypnotica (my new word! *slaps a TM on it*) from the girls' eyes. They were so bloooo and shiiiny...
"Anyways..." went Eearlond, "let's go out and destroy this beeyotch!"
*********************************************************************
(this'll be done as a mary sue A/N)
Hey guyz! Its meh agin! Hope ya liked my storey! ill write more. you know you loved it, so don't be hatin! And who do you guess the bad guy is?
***********************************************************************
Hey hey. Back again. This thing was a real bitch with the spell-check. Damn you Word 97!
Now, the blue eyes thing is a little beef I have. All these mary-sues writing in blue eyes really pisses me off because it just takes away from the people that DO have blue eyes. *points at self*
Especially in roleplaying. Must every character have blue eyes? I mean really!
To clear up a few rumours:
I have not been listening to Bratney Spears or Sluttina Aguilera just to get in the ditzy mood for this. In fact, I'm listening to Goo Goo Dolls right now. Previously, it was Matthew Good, and the Kingsmen because Louie Louie simply rocks. My IQ has probably dropped a bit. But that's OK. And yes, I do know the difference between "their" "there" and "they're" The first is possessive, second one a noun, and last a contraction. It is NOT that hard to learn the difference!
As in "The toy is theirs.", "He is over there." and "They're going to be late."
On another note, I am wearing pants right now. Go me. I may not get to do a lot of writing since the laptop is going on overdrive with the main computer broken. So just be patient.
And keep the reviews coming.