AN: Well, what fun would it be without other people's reactions? And Jushiro will die if Toshiro ever finds out about the mental nicknames. Kinda after the Winter War, and Isshin is reinstated.
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One. Ikkaku felt her knew how to deal with overly chipper little girls. (Un)fortunately Yachiru never had a crush on him, nor did she have an older brother and twin sister who did not feel he was good enough for her. He's still too afraid to tell if he agrees or disagrees.
Two. If he knew that her attraction started when he protected (harassed) her first date, he might have let Yumichika handle it. He was glad he didn't. Or maybe it wouldn't have mattered cause not a year later Ichigo was demanding his help in finding her in the human world.
Three. Toshiro had no clue on how to deal with Yuzu. She wasn't like her brother or her sister in the aspects that he knew best. He supposed she learned manners for the sake of having them. Still, that doesn't excuse her when Shiro-chan pops into conversation. He still doesn't know where the hell Toto-chan came from.
Four. It was an bright sunshiny day when he got to know her best. It was killing both of them that neither Karin, Ichigo, or their dad had come home yet. He admitted he trusted her and left his soul pager there while he went on patrol-she'd tell him what happened. They worry like that.
Five. Kenpachi loves it when Yuzu visits Ikkaku in the 11th barracks. It confuses his men to all fuck when they see a real girly girl bugging up to the 3rd seat and confusion breeds fights.
Six. The second reason Kenpachi lets Yuzu have free run of the place is simple- Ichigo will come looking for her. She's the perfect bait.
Seven. Unohana is a little upset when the little Kurosaki doesn't become a Shinigami like the rest fo her family. Undoubtably she would have placed in her own medical division for caring for others.
Eight. Unahana rethinks that when Ikkaku is in critical condition from a fight and her fourth seat calls him a brainless oaf. Apparently, shinigami or no, she was still a Kurosaki and her fourth seat soon took the bed next to the brainless oaf.
Nine. Yachiru loves the whole damn Kurosaki family. Goat-baka gives her candy, Ka-chan spars with her, Ichi is Ken-chan's best friend, and bento-chan makes the best food for everyone.
Ten. Bento-chan also makes it easy to make fun of baldy. His blush makes him looks like a cherry!
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One. Tatsuki, for all the sap it was, knew that Karin and the Hitsugaya were truly in love. He was scowling at all the people who passed and she looked content in that. Apparently they took turns harassing the poor fools who walked in front of them.
Two. Another reason was that Karin was not by any means a daddy's girl. She was a brother's girl. When Tatsuki was first introduced to him his scowl, disdain, and unflaunted power were the first things she noticed. Her second coherent thought was, Oh shit. It's a mini Ichi. Now, even more bleached out with some radioactive softener. It was definitely the cuddles brand though. He looked squishable.
Three. Keigo, if he said so himself, was one of Ichigo's closest friends. So of course he had to check out his sister's boyfriends. The little punk snorted at him! The next thing he saw the ground.
Four. Okay. So the family's fucking crazy. He got that. Their dad is a shinigami, got that too. But did they all have to be necrophiliacs?!
Five. At one o'clock Jushiro had to go to little Shiro's office. There was a disturbance in the snowy force (Yes, there was a snowy force. Shunsui's just jealous that he can't feel it.) And he was due for a candy bag. In said office of the munchkin, he saw Little Shiro and a girl-not-Rangiku. Blindly after a few minutes of yelling that he didn't want sweets, Little Shiro calmly ate one after the girl told him to just eat the damn thing and thank the old guy.
Six. In a daze he had yet to figure out who the girl was. His informant on all things Toshiro, Shunsui, told him is was Kurosaki's little sister. And apparently she liked candy. Nothing but good can come from this. Nothing.
Seven. Rangiku always did her paperwork at some point. The one and only time she had ever done her Capatain's was on his first real, really real date with Karin. Even miles away she could practically feel how happy he was. So, she covered for him when his paper work was late. Didn't mean she didn't tease him about it though.
Eight. She also feels Karin is good enough for him- she's secure with herself. Not too many girls would appreciate their boyfriends being around herself most of the time.
Nine. Momo knows that she is labeled as the barely functional 5th division lieutenant. Despite that, she wonders when she lost to a little human girl and when they even competed-she can't seem to find start.
Ten. Karin doesn't let her in his office after meetings about the traitor captains. She says he has he on reasons, and she should just worry about hers. Toshiro doesn't apologize for her either.
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One. Yoruichi practically skipped to th Kurosaki Clinic when she heard Ichigo had a girlfriend, a busty one if sources were right. To her disappointment what greeted her was a large turtleneck sweater and comfortable looking pants. Trust him to find the conservative one.
Two. She rethinks that when she gives them a 'toy' as a good luck present. The green haired girl smirks while Ichigo blushes and mutter about already having one. She likes this one!
Three. Kisuke was the lucky guy to comfort Isshin about his son's girlfriend. And smack him silly to get back and support his son.
Four. Maybe it was the years as a mad scientist, but he can't really see what was wrong. They cared more about each other then most normal people did- and Isshin had better figure out soon that his son wasn't normal.
Five. Its been six months since Aizen died and six months since Renji spoke to Ichigo. He's willing to admit that Vizards aren't truly hallows, but Neliel is one. She deserves to be back in the desert of hell, not making other people as negative as she was.
Six. After seven months Renji is ordered to tell Ichigo that he's being offered the position as 5th captain. He ignores Neliel's invite in and tea.
Seven. Orihime cried when the two got together but got over it. Ichigo's been trying to get rain to stop but she loves the constant downpour.
Eight. She doesn't question whether or not Nel is capable of love. She's seen it since their first trip to Hueco Mundo and knows that arrancar are cursed with hearts too. That why the top six Espada as still alive- they couldn't ignore that human part of them.
Nine. When Rukia mentions in passing 'Ichigo's Wife' he wondered when that happened. Rukia said it was just a small gathering. A day later he meets the new Kurosaki and can't peel his eyes from her head.
Ten. Its with great amusement when he sends his lieutenant to tell Ichigo his honor. He wonders if this was why Gin was always smiling. Seeing everybody's reaction when 'it hit the fan' would be worth all the trouble. And there would be trouble. Its Kurosaki after all.
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One. Yamamoto decides that the Fifth Division Captain job is cursed. Shinji became a Vizard and Aizen betrayed the entire society. Young Ichigo married an arrancar, killed himself, and moved to Hueco Mundo. Somehow, people still see him on weekends.
Two. Now that all of his children were in (questionable) relationships, Isshin decided it was high time for him to get some tail again. The Soul Society almost dreads who he picks- the kids got their taste from somewhere.