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Chapter Two

Dirty flirting

After the sorting and the great feast, everyone was waiting for Dumbledore to make his annual announcements.

"Welcome to another year at Hogwart's. I would like to start off by saying once again the forbidden forest is well, forbidden. On a happier note I would like to announce the engagement between Ms. Hermione Granger and Mr. Draco Malfoy who are also Head boy and girl this year. That is all you are dismissed now, go back to your dormitories. Fare thee well, arvederzane, adios." said Dumbledore, turning his back to the students and walking out of the great hall.

Whispers were heard all over the great hall as people were walking out of it. The most common thing that was heard was.

"I can't believe he is marrying her." said a Gryffindor girl.

"What a slut no wonder she looked pregnant" said a Slythrin girl.

Hermione heard both of these comments and started to cry. she ran all the way to her dormitory. Draco heard these comments as well. He looked to see Hermione running off, crying. He ran after her. Once he reached their dormitory she was no where in sight, he figured that she had already gone inside.

Reaching into the pockets of his robes he pulled out the piece of paper with the password on it. Then he smiled when he saw what the password was. Looking up at the portrait he said, "Union." the portrait swung opened to reveal a red and silver common room.

Draco walked inside the common room to find Hermione. She was on the couch next to the roaring fire, crying.

"Hermione…"

"Why do they have to be so mean?" said Hermione looking at Draco.

"I don't know Granger." said Draco.

"Don't." said Hermione.

"Don't what?" asked a confused Draco.

"Don't call me Granger. We have to act as a married couple then we should call each other by our first names." said Hermione.

"I guess that's fair Gr-Hermione." said Draco, giving her a little smile.

"Thank you Draco." said Hermione.

"Don't worry about those girls they are just jealous." said a overly confident Draco sitting down next to Hermione, who had a silly smile now on her face and was shaking her head.

"Well my reputation officially has now for sure, gone down the drain." said Hermione.

"So has mine… wait until father reads this in the paper, if he ever got out of Azkaban then I would most likely be dead that same day." said Draco.

"There is one thing I'm looking forward to doing." said Hermione.

"What?" asked Draco.

"I can't wait to see the looks on all their faces when they find out it was an "Experiment." as Dumbledore had put it..." said Hermione.

"Yeah that will be great…" said Draco laughing.

"When do you think the wedding is going to be?" asked Hermione.

"I don't know Dumbledore didn't say." said Draco.

As if Dumbledore had read their minds. A silver owl came through the window and dropped a light blue envelope on Hermione's lap.

"I've never seen a blue one before." said Hermione.

"I have. Once you're done reading the letter it turns into blue doves and flies away. There usually used for wedding invites."

"Oh…" said Hermione while opening the letter and reading it aloud.

Dear Mr. Malfoy &Ms. Granger,

I am proud too inform you that your wedding will be in two days.

Tomorrow you will go to Hogsmead to buy a dress and a suit.

Don't worry Ms. Granger I will have your homework brought up to you

So you won't fall behind. You each need to bring one friend with you as

A witness, the wedding will be held private in your common room.

Sincerely,

Albus Dumbledore

Just as Hermione finished reading the letter it turned in to blue doves and flew away.

"Well I guess that's it in two days, we will be a fake man and wife." said Draco.

"Oh no…" said Hermione.

"What?" said Draco.

"I just thought of something" said Hermione.

"What?" said a slightly now irritated Draco.

"When we get married we are going to have to kiss and make it seem like it doesn't bother us." said Hermione.

"Maybe we should practice…" said Draco in a sly voice with a smirk on his face.

"Ha. Hah… very funny Draco, I'm going to go take a shower." said Hermione standing up and heading towards the bathroom.

"Maybe I should join you. Then we could really start practicing." He said, giving her the most seductive look he could pull off, while trying not to laugh.

"In your dreams." She said a smile and blush playing on her face.

"Now I can't wait to night. Oh and Hermione…" said Draco.

"Yes?" said Hermione turning around to face him while still smiling.

"I'm sorry about Harry and everybody else." said Draco.

"It's fine…I'm just surprised that Ron took it so well. He is the one that has anger issues." said Hermione laughing.

"Well go take your shower, I'm going to bed we have a big day tomorrow." said Draco.

"Good night Draco and try not to have too many wet dreams about me." said Hermione.

"Good night Hermione. I can't promise anything. " said Draco, with a smile as he closed his bedroom door.

Draco laid in his bed thinking about the day's events.

"I'm so lucky I get to marry the girl of my dreams. I've loved her since the third year when she punched me, and to top off this perfect day she's having my baby. I know none of its real, but at least I get to kiss her."

Draco gets a sly smile and rubs his knuckles on his chest. He then turns over in his bed. Slowly Draco let sleep take him over. Dreams of Hermione, both the good and the bad were all in his head. He rolls over and drifts further into oblivion.

Hermione stood in front of the mirror brushing through her wet hair and thinking about the day's events.

"This day was horrible, I find out that I have to marry that ferret boy and have his ferret child! I mean sure he was nice and all…well, at least today he was. Then I got into that fight with Harry…well at least Ron is on my side."

After getting dressed, Hermione grabbed one of her favorite books, and went down stairs to sit on the couch next to the fire. But before she could even finish the first chapter there was a very loud pounding on the common room door.

Alright I feel like starting a little contest with this story. This is how it will work, each person who wants to play just asked to join, but I will only allow people in on the game for two more chapters. Instead of houses like I did in the Music Box contest, each person will receive their own individual points. At the end of the story who ever has the most points wins. Which means they get a life times supply of virtual cookies, lots of thanks from me and they get to be a CHARACTER IN ONE OF MY STORIES plus they get to choose who they want their character to fall in love with Except Draco he is Hermione's

Voting time people put in review please. The first question earns 50 points second one earns 20

Who should Ron fall in love with…?

Pansy Parkinson

Millicent B. (can't spell last name)

Or Blaise Zabini (female)

Choose one of the animal/fantasy animals below. Choose carefully it will be used later on in the story.

baby Dragon

Tiger cub( I know a tiger is in the Music Box, but I just love them)

baby fairy

baby phoenix