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Why America
By Waterrain
"America, What the hell are you doing." England stated flatly and he frowned heavily when America carelessly flipped him off while smiling brightly. He wondered what America was writing and felt mildly concerned.
"I had an idea." America stated calmly and he closed his little Note Pad that had some doodles along with several idea's written down.
"Oh, god save America." England said to America and he truly did mean it for America does land himself in quite a bit of trouble.
"Heh, Thanks England." America replied calmly and then he smiled happily.
"You truly are a Muppet at times." England muttered bitterly and he figured that America heard him, but also knew America would more than likely not understand his usage of the word 'Muppet'.
"Wow, Cool I'm a Muppet. My favorite is the one that is blue and has a really long nose. I forgot his name." America said cheerful and he turned to look at England with a huge smile.
"I did not mean. Never mind." England said flatly and he sighed heavily to himself for America really does not understand what he really meant by Muppet.
"Hmm, I think it was Gonzo." America muttered to himself and he looked at England with wide eyes.
"You are getting off topic." England scolded America lightly and he hoped that now America would give him some answers instead of trying to distract him.
"I was thinking about having another cold war." America stated causally and he had his hands on his hips while looking at England intensely.
"You are insane." England stated bluntly and he wondered why America must cause quite a bit of trouble, but did not think on it too much.
"Well and Russia was thinking about it too." America said carelessly and he rolled his eyes at England.
"What the he—" England started to say angrily, but stopped when America sighed loudly.
",But our Bosses are against it." America stated in a sulky voice and he crossed his arms.
"Good." England said calmly and he sighed to himself when America stuck out his bottom lip in a pouty fashion.
"However I'm trying to come up with a plan on how to start it. Russia is working on his own little plan too, but mine will be way better." America said in a matter fact voice and then smiled when England glared at him.
"No, No. No cold wars, America. Just No and double No." England said firmly and he looked America sternly in the eyes.
"It would be so much fun just like the old days." America replied gleefully and he had his hand cupping his chin in thought while looking at England's furious face.
"Like hell." England stated coldly and he hoped that America was not serious about it.
"I mean there was a War World One and then a War World Two, but it was terrible." America stated in a sulkily tone and he shrugged his shoulders.
"Your point." England said flatly and looked at America with serious eyes.
"There should be a Cold War Two. Maybe you could join in, England." America replied happily and he grinned at England's face which turned a bright red.
"Hell No! I'm not going to get involved with that one! It is between you and Russia!" England yelled angrily and he poked America in the chest.
"Oh, well. I guess you really are getting up in your old age, England." America said causally and he enjoyed annoying the heck out of England.
"You—" England started to say, but then America giggled and he really wondered why on earth he even puts up with America.
"I'm just kidding. Man, You are so sensitive." America stated calmly and he watched as England gritted his teeth together.
"Shut up." England snapped angrily and he was resisting the urge of just straggling America.
"So, I'm thinking maybe I could throw Russia off so bad it would just naturally start." America said slowly and he watched as England raised his eyebrows in curiosity.
"By doing what?" England managed to ask calmly and he wanted to know so that he could stop America before it even happened.
"Hmm, I'm still working on that one." America replied honestly and his eyebrows were scrunched together in thought. Maybe England could help him with coming up with an idea, but America knew he could not outright ask him for it seemed England was against the whole Cold War Two.
"What about being really really nice to him. It would throw him off and it would cause him to become par—" England started to say sarcastically, but then stopped when America stared at him in amazement and England mentally groaned for America has taken him seriously.
"England, You are a complete and utter genius!" America yelled out cheerfully and then gave England a kiss on the cheek.
"You—" England begun to say in confusion, but the America coughed loudly and then smiled brightly.
"Wish me luck on starting a Cold War Two!" America shouted out gleefully and he decided to start running before England decided to smack him.
"Wha—" England started to say, but then he was interrupted by that laughter.
"You can take responsibility if everything goes to hell since it was your brilliant idea!" America yelled out innocently and he was still running.
"America, Get your arse back here!" England shouted out angrily and he wanted to strangle America for taking his sarcasm as some kind of idea to use in that loony plan of starting a Cold War Two with Russia.
"Just try and catch me, England!" America called out happily as he ran away from England and his laughter got on England's last nerve. England kept on running and running after America, but it seemed like he was only a few steps behind him and America just kept on laughing.
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