Part 002
As they got off the train and to the Great Hall. They sat as far away from the Marauders as humanly possible. After the sorting and the feast Dumbledore stood and said,
"Welcome to another year at Hogwarts. This year, Thanks to the new Head Girl's suggestion," he said looking distinctly at Lily "We are dumping the uniforms and having no dress code as long as you don't show up to class nude."
"Dammit," Artemis said a little bit too loud.
Just then the entire the entire male population of Hogwarts turned to look at her.
"Oh Black tell them how I got you out of our compartment," she suggested.
"Look away if you value your skin mates," Sirius told them seriously. (Pun intended)
"Well on that note our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is Prof. Marianna." Said Dumbledore with a half smile on his face from the pleasant exchange.
(The next morning girl's dorms)
"LILY!" cried Artemis, "I have no clothes!"
Lily groaned seeing it was only seven, "How hard is it to pick out a tank top and jeans?"
"No Lily! I literally have no clothes!" she cried
"How could you get forget clothes?"
"I don't have to forget to pack!"
"UH, come on we are going to see if we can go shopping."
"Oh sweet but why do we ask Dumbledore there are plenty of willing guys here."
"What are you talking about?" demanded Lily.
"That's what shopping is we go shopping for guys, that's how our culture is."
"Uh, no we are going clothes shopping," Lily said.
"Oh I knew that," Artemis said.
(That night)
"WHERE THE BLOODY 'ELL HAVE YOU TWO BEEN!" said James and Sirius simultaneously.
"Oh we just went bar-hopping in Orlando, Florida," Artemis said a perfect liar.
"WHAT YOU TWO AREN'T OLD ENOUGH TO GO BAR-HOPPING!" yelled Sirius.
"Two words. Fake ID," Artemis said.
"But ID is two letters not one word," said Sirius confused.
"You know what just go away."
"Why do you keep saying that?"
"Because I don't like you."
"Now I need to try on the clothes I bought,"
"But you just said you went bar-hopping!"
"No I didn't I said we went shopping."
"But…what…"
"Men just don't listen and you're just stupid and ugly."
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"AM NOT!"
"Are too!"
"AM NOT!!"
She sprinted up the stairs with all her bags but just as she closed the door she quickly yelled, "Are too!"
