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Chapter 2

"Madara… Uchiha?" I asked as I blinked. I mean come on what kind of name is that. It's something a parent would name their kid when they are feeling very unique, or drunk. I mean come on and I was about to voice those thoughts when the next thought stopped me. Dear God, what if he got bullied in school and that's the reason he's here because of his unusual name? My demeanor changed after all of that. I mean I for one can relate about being bullied because of ones differences, it's maddening. I couldn't tell you what those awful kids did to me back in the da- wait I think he said something. Crap I gotta pay more attention to this guy but how can someone do that when he looks like that with his glossy long hair, gorgeous eyes, and smirk which means he said something again. FOCUS! Alright time to be professional.

"Pardon"

"Yes." I blinked again, yes? Yes to what exactly?

"I'm sorry."

That smirk was back on his face as he leaned back in his chair. He crossed his arms and said, "That's my name sweetheart. I was just confirming it." I blinked again. Sweetheart? What on earth did that come from? Ok don't get me wrong I would love for some man candy to call me sweetheart and wine and dine me. But definitely not a man candy that is going to a hospital to seek professional help for problems that are only causing him and the people around him problems. That just doesn't sit well with me boo boo. But being the professional that I was taught to be, I kept that little angry rant to myself and continued.

"That is an unusual name you have there Mr. Uchiha. Where does it come from?" More smirking was his answer, I swear his face is gonna be stuck like that for the rest of his years. I let out a sigh before he finally graced me with an answer.

"It's Japanese sweetheart." I blinked and twitched, weird combination if you ever see someone do it.

"Japanese? Well that's interesting and you know for sure it's Japanese?" His smirk grew bigger if that was possible.

"Of course, I am quite positive that it is Japanese because, I, myself am from Japan...In a matter of speaking." Have I told you how much I hate riddles? I haven't? Well good perfect time to tell you then… I ABSOULTELY HATE THEM!

"And what do you mean by that Mr. Uchiha?" I asked after I composed myself.

"Oh let's just say, I am out of this world…or universe whichever you prefer sweetheart." I think I skipped over the blinking and just full out twitched not once but twice. I mean more riddles and he called me sweetheart? What gives?

"So….Would that make you an alien ?"

"Please call me Madara and yes I suppose it would but in my world I wouldn't be considered one." I looked over his smug face and realized he was telling me the truth or what he believes anyway. Not a single giveaway that would lead to him lying. He actually believes he's another being from another universe. How fascinating.

"So you're telling me that you are another being from a different universe, correct?" At my question he nodded, so I continued. "But even though you're from a different universe, you are still in a way from Japan? Correct?"

"That would be correct sweetheart." I twitched again but let it go. I mean this being actually believes he's from a different universe but still from Japan. How is that possible?

"But even though we're in America now, which is the United States, Japan is just a plane ride away. I don't understand what you're trying to tell me."

"That may be so sweetheart, but the Japan I am from is not the same Japan you know of."

"How so?

Amusement shown in his eyes before he spoke," See in my Japan there are places known as hidden villages that hold some of the strongest ninjas that the world has ever seen. I am one of several. That is how I came to be in this universe." I blinked, then I blinked again, then I blinked a few more times for good measure. I mean ninjas? Hidden villages? One of them? I think my head is spinning. This individual has it in his mind that he is from a different universe in Japan in a hidden village that houses ninjas and he is one of them. I have had my share of nutty people but I think he's the nuttiest by far. I mean really? Ninjas have been gone and only the histories of them remain in the books we keep in the library. Then the last part of his statement threw me for a loop. He said that's how he got here. My question is how, how did he get here? I think my expression gave him a clue into what I was going to ask next because he said, "Jutsu."

"I beg your pardon?"

"That's how I came to this universe. I was creating a new jutsu when I ended up here. In which case I don't know how that came to be unless my chakra wasn't acting the right way or I didn't do the hand signs right. But that's impossible because I clearly had it right hmm…" Then I lost him. I think he completely forgot I was there when he started naming the possibilities of why he came to be in this universe. I can see it on his face when he started naming off the things he did when he performed this "jutsu" whatever the hay it is. That guy is practically spewing weird terms out of his mouth. I mean jutsu? Chakra? What next? Flying hippos? So I just had to ask.

"What exactly is Chakra? Or a Jutsu?" It seems I interrupted his little inquiry because he snapped his attention to my face. He studied me for a little bit, searching my face for whatever answers that he was trying to find and apparently he couldn't find it but continued anyway.

"It's not something I can explain to you sweetheart that can help you understand. The only way for you to understand something as simple as chakra would be for you to experience it yourself." Well I would be lying if I said that I wasn't intrigued, because he has certainly grabbed my attention with that statement.

"And how would I experience it Mr. Uchiha?" I asked curiously.

That insufferable smirk was back on his face and he tapped his wrist with his pointer finger, like he was tapping a watch and said, "I'm sorry sweetheart it seems our time has run out today. We can try again tomorrow." I blinked again I looked at the clock on the wall and noticed that yes, it was indeed time to leave. I looked over to see his elbows propped up on both sides of the arm rests and has his interlaced fingers in front of his face in a thinking manner. I shook my self and stood up and walked over to the door.

"Well then until next time Mr. Uchiha, have a good day." I said I left the room. I closed the door and stood outside his door thinking. Well that patient was certainly… unique in his own way. But that arrogance could go down a bit. I started walking to the elevator to go on home. I wonder what he meant by me experiencing chakra? Is it some kind of drug? I stopped in my tracks. What if he is some kind of serial killer. Great now I'm his first victim. Wonderful. I sighed and just got into the elevator and hit the ground floor button. I'll get my paperwork in tomorrow. It can wait with the day that I've been having geez. I got into the parking lot, pulling my keys out of my pocket when a thought crossed my mind, I didn't drive my car today.