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Don't own Hetalia…otherwise I would put more Nekotalia in it…needs more Nekotalia...

Why…? Why is he here now? Did I piss someone off for all those times I stole fish from the French bastard? Or for all the times I scratch the potato bastard and his brother? Lovino thought while trying to find a place to hide.

"Yes...I'll be there in a minute." Arthur said as he walked to the front down with Feliciano following and pulling Lovino by the arm.

When Arthur opened the door Antonio came bouncing in.

"Hola Arthur~! How are you and America doing?" Antonio asked as he leaned down to pet America who had just come running up to him.

"..We're fine. So can you tell me why you're here so I can get you out of my life?" Arthur asked as he picked up America who settled in his arms and started purring.

"Si~! I was wondering if you knew where Roma was. He ran away after I finished giving him a bath last night and he hasn't come back yet." Arthur asked. Then he noticed Lovino and Feliciano, "oh, who are your friends?"

"Well I don't know where your cat is but this is Feliciano Vargas." Arthur said as he pointed at Feliciano who waved at Antonio. Then he gestured at Lovino and said, "And this is his older brother Lovino. They're new acquaintances of mine."

"It's very nice to meet you two! I'm Antonio Fernández Carriedo. I work with Arthur at the same restaurant, He does the books and I do all the cooking. But how do you know him…?" Antonio asked Lovino and Feliciano with a huge smile on his face.

Arthur butted in and said, "Actually about these two…they arrived with such short notice that I don't have room for them. Could you let them stay at your place?"

"Si~! Of course I can! Oh…but I only have one small guest bedroom…But I think that Ludwig has an extra room since Gilbert decided to get his own place!" Antonio chirped.

I don't think that moving right next door counts as moving out….but I guess that makes sense to the Albino bastard. Lovino thought as Antonio grabbed both his and Feliciano's hands and started walking out the door.

"Wait! I need to discuss something with Lovino before you leave." Arthur said as he pulled Lovino back.

When Antonio and Feliciano were out of ear-shot Arthur turned to Lovino and said, "I only have one more word of warning for you both. Although you both are human now you might still show some cat-like tendencies when you're surprised or scared, this is a result of your ingrained feline instincts. So keep watch for that, and be sure to tell your brother as well."

Lovino looked at Arthur in the eye for a second then he started walking back to Antonio and Feliciano. "I'll be sure to do that. Thanks for all of your damn help brow bastard." Lovino said with a quick wave of his hand.

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When they arrived back at the apartment complex Antonio bounced up to Ludwig's apartment and knocked on the door.

"Ja? What do you want Antonio? And who are these two?" Ludwig asked when he opened the door.

"Hola Ludwig! This is Lovino and Feliciano Vargas. Arthur said that they needed a place to stay but I only have one guest bedroom and since Gilbert just moved out I was wondering if one of them could stay with you." Antonio said with a smile as he gently pushed Lovino and Feliciano in front of him.

"I suppose so..Does it matter to you two which one stays here?" Ludwig asked Lovino and Feliciano.

"I'm sure as hell not staying here! Fuck off potato bastard!" Lovino growled and crossed his arms.

Ludwig looked confused, "Potato…bastard…?"

Antonio just laughed it off and said, "Ahaha~ looks like it's decided! Come on Lovi let's go~!"

…You have got to be kidding me. The bastard STILL has to come up with some stupid short name for me? Lovino thought. Then he quietly leaned over to Feliciano and whispered Arthur's warning to him.

"Okay! I'll be careful fratello!" Feliciano chirped then he followed Ludwig into his apartment and Lovino follow Antonio down the hallway.

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"What do you think Lovi~? This is your new home for a while!" Antonio said as he opened the door and let Lovino inside the apartment.

…the bastard is still treating me like a cat… Lovino thought as he walked in and looked around. The view was so different compared to how he was used to seeing the place. Actually even Antonio was only a couple of inches taller than him now.

"Here's the guest bedroom Lovi~!" Antonio said then he noticed Lovino pick up a tomato shaped cat toy. "Oh, that's one of my cat's toys. He disappeared last night, but I'm not too worried. He did it once when he was a kitten but he came right back so I'm sure that this is just like then."

Lovino remembered when that happened. He had accidently gotten out of the apartment and had ended up in the basement somehow, Antonio had turned the whole apartment inside out looking for him.

I'm still here bastard…I just can't tell you… Lovino thought but was interrupted by Antonio giving him a pat on the back and said, "Well I'm sure that your hungry! I'll go make some paella for us. So you just hold on for a while alright?" Then he left the room and headed right to the kitchen.

Lovino laid down on the bed and started tossing the toy tomato up and down. Well guess I can finally talk to that bastard now…I hope he's not too worried that 'Romano's' gone…

Ha! They're staying with their former owners who have no clue who they are. AWESOME! XD

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