Hi! I ams back and I brought lemons! XD If you don't like lemons and prefer to keep your innocence, just read the umlemony bits (I'll put in warnings). If you get confused then just tell me in the review and I'll clear things up, OK? OK good now on with the show!

Disclaimer: Still not owning Naruto, I just control them. Like Puppets. Mwahahahahahaha!

'So, how many people did you kill during the week Gaara?'

While Gaara counted, 'Dr' Anko looked at the covers of her two new books. The first had large pink letters spelling out 'How to Break the Uchiha Brothers', and showed a picture of a crying Sasuke embracing Itachi, who looked ready to burst from happiness. The second had a picture of the Akatsuki's Kisame and was called 'Depression Under the Sea'. Her two toughest cases and now she had two new books.

'89.' A clear and precise voice interrupted her thoughts.

'89?' She repeated. 'Gaara, that's 12 more than last week.'

'I hate Christmas Carollers. Expecting me to give them money after nearly deafening me.'

'You didn't have to kill them. Remember, we talked about kindness. Do you have the definition this week? It was homework.'

'Kindness – a thing usually displayed by weaklings.'

'Now Gaara, that's not the definition.'

Gaara simply held up a book and pointed to a word.

'Kindness: a thing usually displayed by weaklings…OK Gaara, what book is that?'

Gaara turned the book around so Anko could see the front cover.

'The Evil Guys Guide to Unused Words. (A/N: I know, I know, I couldn't think of a title) How…original. Do you have anything you would like to share with me? Have you experienced any new emotions? Done anything productive?' Gaara opened his mouth. 'Killing carol singers does not count.' He closed his mouth again.

They stayed that way until Gaara's eyes flashed with a memory.

'While they were all asleep I made a list of levels of hate.'

'Um, very…interesting Gaara. OK, for next week I want you to find the real definition of kindness and make a list of anything nice that you do, and why you did it.' She walked Gaara over to the door and called Temari in.

'Temari, please stop crying, I'm sure they don't hate you!'

'T-t-they d-d-doooo!' Temari said between sobs.

'Temari, I don't think cats even have emotions.' (A/N: Remember the first chapter – Temari likes to steal cats, therefore she likes cats, but they obviously HATE HER)

(After Temari stopped crying)

'Temari, next week I want you to bring Shikamaru along. I want to see how your brother interacts with him.'

'Why?'

'I suspect Gaara hates you less than Kankuro, and therefore he may feel slightly…protective over you.' Anko paused. 'Kankuro doesn't have anyone special to him, does he?'

'Well, I'm not sure, but I think he's going out with Tenten.'

'OK, can you also ask her along to next weeks session.'

Once they left the building, Temari went to find Shikamaru and Gaara left to…train, leaving Kankuro on his own.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH (A/N: as you can guess I like that noise) Another kunai went flying past Kankuro's head but this time, instead of flinching, he opened his arms and waited for the girl that accompanied it.

(With Temari)

Shikamaru looked down at the blond in his arms and knew immediately that he had to stop his thing with Ino. If Temari found out it would hurt her too much. Not to mention the pain that would be inflicted on him.

'Shika,' Temari said lazily.

'Yes?'

'Do you love me?' Temari asked him the same question every time she saw him, and he always gave the same answer.

'No, love is too troublesome.'

'Good.' Temari closed her eyes, satisfied with the answer, and the knowledge that nothing had changed.

Shikamaru lifted the sleeping Temari from his lap and carried her to his room. Deciding it was too much hard work to make up the bed in the spare room, he stripped off down to the waist and crawled into bed.

(with Gaara)

…………(um, Gaara doesn't do that much, so…yeah.)

LEMON STARTS HERE! SKIP OVER IF YOU WANT!

Kankuro took a step backwards to steady himself as Tenten attached herself to his mouth and began to slide his shirt off. As his shirt joined hers on the floor Tenten felt hands on her back. Kankuro's hands played with the strap of material still around her, then slowly unhooked it and added it to the growing pile of clothes on the floor.

Pulling her closer to him, they entered her room, and Kankuro grasped her in a tight embrace. Tenten fumbled with his trousers, which were becoming increasingly uncomfortable as his member increased in size. With his trousers off, Kankuro stood in his boxers and slowly lowered them before stepping out of them. Tenten began to slide her hand up and down Kankuro's erection as he groaned. With one hand Tenten continued to pleasure Kankuro, while she slowly took her own trousers off with the other. She discarded them on the floor and Kankuro thrust her onto the bed and began to kiss her stomach. As he reached the fabric of her underwear he stopped.

'Are you sure you want this?'

'Kankuro, if you stop again I will personally see to it that you can never have sex with anyone else.'

She spread her legs wider to make it easier for him. Just as he was about to remove her underwear the door burst open to show a concerned looking Neji.

'Tenten, Gai said you weren't very well so I thought I would – OMG WTF ARE YOU DOING??!!'

As Tenten screamed and tried to cover herself Kankuro grabbed his clothes from the floor and darted out of Tenten's room. Seconds later a dazed-looking Lee walked through the doorway muttering something about Kankuro showing too much youthful spirit. When he saw what awaited him in the room he promptly fainted.

'Is this National 'See Tenten Naked' Day or something? Because if it is no-one told me!' The angry brunette growled from the bed.

'T-T-Tenten you might want to cover up a bit…'

'Well I can't exactly go and get my clothes with you staring at me and Lee on the floor! If you want to be helpful you can hand me my bra.'

'M-m-me?'

'Well I don't see anyone else here, do you?'

Neji walked slowly over to the pile of crumpled clothes and picked up her bra between his thumb and index finger.

'Oh, you're such a baby! It won't bite!' Neji dropped the item on the bed and backed away.

'Do you mind turning round?'

'Why?'

'Well, the whole point of having my bra is so you DON'T see my chest, and if you stand there staring at me it defeats the purpose, doesn't it?' Tenten said, still furious with her teammates for interrupting her.

'Oh, I'm sorry.' Neji turned to face the wall which, as Tenten realised seconds too late, had a large mirror on it. Tenten dropped the blanket covering her only to hear a muffled gasp from Neji.

'PERVERT! Why didn't you say you could see me?'

'Y-ye-'

'Get. Out. NOW!' Tenten yelled, wrapping the blanket tightly around herself and walking towards Neji menacingly.

'I-I'm g-going!' Neji opened the door and ran for his life.

LEMON ENDS HERE!

A fully clothed Tenten entered the living room carrying a still unconscious Lee.

'Hi Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke. Why are you here?'

'Somebody said you weren't well so Naruto, Sasuke and I thought we would come over to see how you are.'

'I brought you some ramen to make you feel better. But then I tripped and it fell.'

'Into his mouth.'

'Sasuke!'

'Oh well, it's the thought that counts.' Tenten said hurriedly. It had taken her days to clean up the apartment after the last argument Naruto and Sasuke had had and she didn't want to go through that again.

'Uh, Tenten?'

'Yeah Sakura?'

'Why are you holding Lee, and why is he unconscious?'

'Oh, am, that…yeah, it's a long story. You don't want to know.'

'Oh, we have loads of time. Kakashi won't turn up for training for another few hours.' Naruto said cheerfully.

'No, you REALLY don't want to know.' Tenten said firmly. A knowing look passed over Sakura's face.

'Is it that kind of we don't want to know?'

'Mmmmmmm.'

'Aw, tell me tell me tell me please?'

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