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Buffy lifted her sword while 'Clarissa' helped 'Nessie' up with a snare, "You couldn't hack time travel could ya Nessie!?"
"You didn't tell me when we would get here or that it would be through a portal!"Nessie whined. There was a short pause. "That's nice Nessie."Clarissa patted Nessies head. "Who the hell are you people!!?" Buffy started towards the two girls, Nessie hid behind Clarissa, who rolled her eyes and held out her hand. The sword transported from eyes and held out her hand. The sword transported from Buffy's hand to her hand. She studied it then frowned. "My swords better. It's Sharper, prettier, cooler... Buffy Anne Summers, this sword sucks!" As an afterthought she turned to look behind her at a cowering Nessie, "You can come out now; you don't need to be scared of this bitch." Buffy gaze turned to steel, "What. .?"Clarissa shrugged and put the sword behind her on the desk. "You heard me."
Nessie smiled shakily and waved at a shocked Xander and Willow and a glowering Buffy, ", I'm Nessie Harris ..."Xander's eyes widened as the girl Continued," and this is Clarissa..."Buffy grabbed Nessie by the collar, "Cut the carp, what do you want?"
"But you asked who we were!" Neisse whined. Clarissa flicked her wrist and Buffy let go of Nessie like her hand was on fire "Don't do that Buffy or I'll have to use my powers to stop you and I'm ten times more powerful then you and my dad is an ensouled Vampire, yeah Angel , his name is Angel."
Buffy's eyes widened and she shined, she smiled." You're my daughter..?"
"EWWWW! Hell No!" Clarissa flinched. Nessie coughed, "Um, this is my best friend Clarissa Chase ... Cordelia's daughter."
There was a long pause and Buffy growled and ran at Clarissa and Nessie, hitting an invisible wall. "Oh, Coooool!" Nessie whooped and looked at Clarissa in amazement, "You turned Buffy into a mime!" she said as Buffy thumped against the invisible box.
Xander slowly walked around a struggling Buffy and Walked up to Nessie andClarissa "Your my daughter?"
"Yes." Nessie said slowly, nervously.
"You gotta problem with that?" Clarissa raised an eyebrow. "No, just wondering if we hug?" Xander gestured helplessly."Keep away from Her XANDER!!" Buffy screeched, "Angel would NEVER betray me! NEVER! They're demons from the future! They could be lying! Making it all up!"
"Are NOT!" Clarissa growled, her eyes glowing black. Nessie franticly shock her head, "Don't piss her off, her mother is all powerful and Clarissa four times that!"
"Oh, thanks!" Clarissa said, sweetly, eyes fading back to green.
Willow quickly raised her hand as walked towards the future teens. "Hey, we're future friends here, there's no need to get testy."
Angel chooses that moment to walk in laughing with Cordelia. Cordy flickered her black hair as she laughed, Buffy thumped on the invisible glass, "Where have you been and why is was she with you!?"
Angel blanched, "Buffy, I..."
"Oh, dad don't apologize to the mime in the box." Clarissa laughed
"Dad?" Cordy gasped,
"Yes, MOM!."
"Mom?"