Alright second chapter for RVB fic. And cue RVB intro music.

In Tucker's mind

"Hey?" Eta said

"Ya." Iota replied

"Ever wonder why we're here?" Eta asked.

"No. Shut the fuck up." Iota shouted not wanting to answer that question.

"Hey guys could you be quiet I am trying to get rid of this headache and you assholes aren't making it any easier." Tucker shouted at the A.I.

"The last handler we had was Agent Carolina and she went mad due to having two A.I.s in her head." Eta replied to Tucker.

"Therefore having the multiple A.I.s even if they are just fragments could be having the same effect on you." Iota added to the mix.

"So what you're saying is I am going to go bonkers and then emerge as a badass motherfucker who would actually care about this stupid fight with the Red?" Tucker asked for a little bit of clarity.

"Ya. And I would prefer the person who is wearing this armor to not go crazy. It would scare me quite a bit." Theta said as he was standing behind Eta and Iota.

"Personally I wouldn't mind a little bit of crazy." Omega said appearing in front of the other A.I.s.

"I think we could use a bit of creativity in causing it (Echo effect)." Sigma said.

"We w-w-w-would need quite a bi-bi-bi-bit of ti-i-i-i-me." Gamma said.

"All of you shut the fuck up and get out of my mind." Tucker said as he pushed all the A.I. out of his mind.

In Tucker's room

"I really need to fucking get rid of most if not all of these A.I.s." Tucker said as he changed back into his old armor in order to get the A.I. out of his head and then he went to take a nap.

Middle of Blood Gulch

"Hey guys come and see what I built. It will both amaze and terrify you muwahahaha." Doc/O'Malley shouted to everyone in the canyon yet he couldn't wake up Tucker. After which everybody went to the middle of Blood Gulch.

"Doc you better have a good reason for disturbing my pre-lunch pre-snack nap." Grif said angrily at Doc.

"Relax it will be just fine. Unless it breaks muwahaha." Doc/O'Malley stated as he led the group to a giant elevator he made that went to the top of the canyon wall. As they ascended Grif was constantly attacked by birds.

"Why are there so many birds around here now?" Grif asked while shooting at the birds with his pistol.

"Alright guys we are at the top and take a look at what I have made." Doc said as he moved everyone off the elevator and they all stared at the massive track and field race course dock had assembled at the top of the canyon.

"Doc you have no life if you built this." Grif said while starting to walk back to the elevator.

"I also built a giant mansion with 3 separate bars in it and I built a giant communications satellite." Doc mentioned as everybody just now noticed what was right in front of them.

"How did we miss that?" Caboose asked.

"Wait did you say something about bars?" Grif asked suddenly interested.

"Ya in case any of you want to forget about this fight even for only a night." Doc said.

"Mind if I use the satellite to check in on Chorus?" Kimbal asked now wearing a dark blue version of her outfit with the cobalt stripes still there.

"Sure knock yourself out." Doc said as he pointed at it.

Communications Satellite Dish

"This is Vanessa Kimbal to Chorus can anyone read me?" Kimbal asked as she accessed the satellite.

"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Kimball nice to hear from you. How have you been? Was the flight eventful? What has happened in the time since you reached Blood Gulch?" Dr. Grey started excitedly saying from the other end of communication.

"Oh Dr. Grey nice to see you. How are things back on Chorus?" Kimball asked.

"There great. We are accessing more of the ancient alien temples all of the time. We recently went looking for the weather control tower." Dr. Grey replied.

"Alright I will check back in with you later." Kimball said before ending the line.

On Chorus

"Well that was pleasant." Dr. Grey said to herself before an explosion went off behind her.

"Dang it." Said a random Fed.

"Johnathan how many times do I have to tell you to not drive the warthogs?" Dr. Grey said as she ran off to the crash area.

Back in Blood Gulch

"Doc how the fuck did you build all of this in a matter of 7 minutes?" Grif asked as he was downing hundreds of drinks in the bar at lightning speed.

"Color coded building kits and instruction manuals. Plus the fact that I ran track in high school." Doc said as he walked and shut down the bar Grif was in.

"Dang it I was just starting to get drunk." Grif said with a little slur.

"I think you need to go back to the base dirt bag." Sarge said as he started kicking Grif back to the base.

Red Base

"All right roll call, Lopez," Sarge said as he started the Red team roll call.

"te odio (I hate you)" Lopez stated.

"Check, Donut," Sarge continued.

"Right here ready for some hard plowin." Donut replied being a bit too cheerful as always.

"All right, Simmons," Sarge went on.

"Present sir." Simmons said.

"Next up is Grif." Sarge said.

"Sleeping." Grif shouted from his and Simmon's room.

"Of course you would be dirt bag. Next up is Matthews," Sarge stated as he started priming his shotgun.

"You can't talk to Grif that way he is my captain and the best one." Matthews said trying to defend Grif.

"Keep talking like that and I'll start calling you Griffoms. All right Bitters" Sarge went on.

"Right here." Bitters said as he was about to light a cigarette.

"Next up is Jensen." Sarge said as he was prepping the rest of his gear.

"Present." Jensen said.

"All right that's everyone." Sarge said as he went into his room.

Blue Base

"All right personnel check, Caboose" Washington started

"Here vice principal Washington." Caboose said while facing the wrong way

"Of course. Smith?" Washington continued.

"Present and accounted for especially with one of the wisest captains of the New Republic leading us." Smith said still misinterpreting Caboose's words for words of wisdom.

"Ok. Palomo?" Washington asked.

"I am right here. Defeater of woman and charmer of evil. Wait dang it I keep messing that up." Palomo said as he walked off to his room.

"Well that was something I wish I could forget. I know Tucker is in the base. Kimball?" Washington stated.

"Right over here." Kimball said while leaning against a wall.

"Alright next up is Sister." Washington said as he continued to pace.

"I'm right here you cop." Sister said still thinking Wash was a cop.

"All right that's about it." Wash said as he went into his room.

Near a cave in the middle of the canyon the figure from earlier is looking through the scope at both bases watching a person from each team do roll calls.

"Unfortunate." The figure said before walking into the cave not realizing that Carolina had seen him.

"Was that?" Carolina asked herself.

All right that chapter is done. So the number of people on each team is Red Team with 8 and Blue Team with 7. I will restate the poll again.

Should Junior appear?

Should Lopez become a disembodied head again?

Should Doc and Carolina join either of the teams?

Who do you think the mysterious figure is?