Oy, I've got a headache. Whoever decided we needed to have an exam at eight in the morning needs to be executed at dawn. It's just ridiculous. But I do have about an hour before I try to start studying for my final final. Ha, ha. Remember everyone who died on December 7, 1941. Their deaths at the hands of Japanese bombers catapulted us into the middle of World War II.
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or any of the characters. Shame, too.
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Dear Dedicated Fanfiction writers,
My best friend Danny sent me an e-mail with his letter attached. I'm shocked at how cruel people can be! I mean, I put my name in as the "main character" and got the shock of my life! Whoever decided to pair me up with Paulina or Valerie will rot in the Ghost Zone forever! Gr.
Some of the stories put me with Danny or Tucker or even Dash Baxter. Whoever keeps putting me with Danny does not get the point we are just friends. I am not his girlfriend! Shut up, Tucker! As for Tucker (glare), he's one of my best friends, but I wouldn't be his girlfriend for all the tea in China! And that one time I kissed Dash was just that, a one time thing! It wasn't meant to be anything big or special. It was just the only thing I could think of at the time to break the spell on Danny.
What's even more disgusting is that in some stories, I'm a carnivore! For crying out loud, people, I'm a vegetarian. Do I need to spell that out for you? Well, I guess I already did. But anyway, I will not suddenly decide that I need to eat meat. Gross!
Speaking of Paulina (shallow witch!), I will not someday decide to become all preppy and cheerleader…ey. I value my independence and that includes not wearing pink, lime green, orange or any other floral color. My favorite colors are black and purple, and I'm a cat person, which is probably why Cujo didn't like me very much.
I help Danny out in fights most of the time. True, my mind was taken over by Undergrowth, but that was more possession than anything else. He just took advantage of my plant-loving ways to take over me. And if you didn't notice, the rest of the town was taken over too!
I agree with Danny on this part: please, please, please, make appropriate corrections to make the stories better. Although, I kind of view the fact that there is such stories slightly disturbing.
Sincerely,
Sam (NOT SAMANTHA) Manson
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Well, that's Sam's letter. The next will be Tucker's letter. Jazz and Vlad will also be in on this. I think that'll be it, though. But I am finding this "story" hilarious.
Thanks to the reviewers of the first letter:
CRESCENT-MOON-89101112, Jessica01, katiesparks, ghostanimal, soccergurl1990, crazychick6692, RemembertheLegacy, and dizappearingirl.
I didn't expect there to be so much positive feedback on the first letter. So, what did y'all think of this one? R&R and tell me!