A/N: I don't really understand why no one likes this. (Actually, I do.) I
haven't gotten but one review. All my friends think it's funny for a
Spirited Away humor fic. Hope it's not because they're all too OOC. Because
that's the whole point of this fic is to make them OOC. ( Oh well.
Hopefully I'll get more reviews soon. I decided to make a chapter 2 for
this fic for some stupid reason. -.-`
Renaissance Day Chapter 2!!! ^-^
After watching the fireworks, Haku, Chihiro, Rin, and Kamaji decided to go back upstairs to Haku's room to watch TV.
Haku: So what are we gonna watch when we get there?
Chihiro: Uh, Fairly Odd Parents! ^^
Everyone: OKAY!!!!
So, when they all got to the room, the turned on the TV and put it on Nickelodeon.
TV: Da da da da da da da! Timmy is an Average kid that no one understands!
Haku: Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands! Hey, that's sorta like them saying 'Yu-baaba and Rin and, uh, Yu-baaba always giving Haku commands!' Hehe!
Chihiro: You said Yu-baaba two times.
Haku: I know. I couldn't think of anyone else who bosses me around. (Neither could the authoress.)
Rin: CHOCOLATE SHAKE!!!!
Kamaji: SHIT!!!! What are you trying to do Rin!? Ruin my hearing for good!?
Haku: and why did you just all of a sudden say CHOCOLATE SHAKE!!!!?
Rin: Cause' that's how to theme song goes! Timmy says CHOCOLATE SHAKE!!!!!!!, then Cosmo and Wanda grant that wish by giving him a Chocolate shake, which Timmy will drink so he can get-
Haku: SHUT UP!!!!! UGH!!!
Kamaji: I think I get it!
Everyone: OMG!!!!! HE GETS IT!!!!!!
Kamaji: AAAAHHHHHH!!!! QUIT YELLING!!!!! You'll break my damn hearing aid! . Not to mention my ear drums! Which, I think, are already broken.
Everyone: (whispers) Sorry.
Kamaji: You should be.
Then, they all heard a faint knock on the front door.
Rin: Oh no. What if it's that Cheeseburger Haku told us about?
Haku: Doubt it. I found it in the trashcan the other day while flying around in my Dragon form for no reason.
Rin: So?
Haku: I finally ate it.
Rin: Oh. Well, that's good. Now I don't have to worry about a Cheeseburger raping me in my sleep.
Haku:.
The knocking got louder and louder as they spoke about a stupid Cheeseburger.
Haku: I'll go.
Haku started to walk to the door, when he heard Chihiro's voice behind him.
Chihiro: I'm coming with you.
Rin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHI-
Kamaji: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T HEAR ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rin: Good. Please, Chihiro, don't go. I beg of you!
Chihiro: Oh, I'm goin'.
Rin: NO!
Chihiro: I'm headin' for the door.
Rin: Nooo!!! PLEASE!
Chihiro: I'm goin' through the door,
Rin: NOOOO!!!!*starts to cry*
Chihiro: And I'm gone! *goes all the way through the door with Haku*
Rin: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamaji: What? HUH!!!!??? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING!!!!???
Rin: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamaji: WHAT?!!?!
Rin: I SAID SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamaji: WHAT?!!?!
Rin: SHUTUP!!
Kamaji: WHAT?!!?!
Rin: SHUTUP!!
Kamaji: WHAT?!!?!
Rin: HUH?!!?!!?!! DID YOU SAY SOMETHING???
Kamaji: WHA? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!?!!
Rin: WHAT?
Kamaji: HUH?? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Rin: WHAT?!
Kamaji: WHAT DID YOU SAY? WERE YOU TALKING?
Rin: WHAT?!! HUH??
~~ Downstairs at the Front door~~
Haku: Okay Chihiro, we must me very quiet, for there might be something dangerous on the other side of this door just waiting to jump at us.
Chihiro: Right.
Haku slowly opens the door to find.
Akira: HEY!!! BROTHA!!! Where ya been!?!
Haku and Chihiro: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Akira: Huh? What's wrong?
Haku: Who are you?
Chihiro: I don't care who he is! HE'S HOT!!!
Haku: Chihiro, please. I thought we were going to do that one thing we promised we would do. You know! Don't go falling in love with someone else you don't even know!
Chihiro: Oh yeah, sorry Haku.
Akira: *smiles at Chihiro* I'm Touya Akira! I'm from the popular manga and anime in Japan called Hikaru No Go! I'm your twin brother, Haku! ^^
Haku: Oh. Good, because at first I thought you were a clone that Yu-baaba made of me to come seek me out, scare the living hell out of me, then suck out my brains through a bendy straw just like on an episode of Fairly Odd Parents.
Akira: EW.
Chihiro: For rizzle.
Haku: IF I EVER HEAR ANYONE SAY 'FOR RIZZLE' AGAIN, I WILL KILL!!!!
Chihiro: *looks frightened* Even me? (
Haku: Well, maybe not you.
Akira: So, I'm like, your twin bro Haku!
Haku: For Rizzle?!
Chihiro: HAKU!!!! DONT COMMIT SUICIDE!!! WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT DO THAT!!!!!!!
Haku: Why would I do that?
Chihiro: You said the F and R words!
Haku: Fudge and Rum?
Chihiro: NO! For and Rizzle!
Haku: OH CRAP!
Chihiro: Please don't kill yourself!
Haku: MUST-REFUSE-TO-GIVE-IN-TO-KILLAGE!!!!! RESIST-NOT-FUNCTIONING!!!
Akira: OH! Don't kill yourself dearest Brother! You're my home bro!
Haku: I'LL-TRY-NOT-TO.!!!!
Akira: HAKU!!!! Before you do anything stupid, I just wanna say, I love you.
Haku: WAIT A MINUTE!! Yes, before I do anything stupid, let's not turn this fic into a yaoi one! You got that Touya Akira!?
Akira: Brotherly Love, my bro, Brotherly Love.
Haku: ...Oh.
Akira: Dumb ass.
Chihiro: Nastiness.
Haku: Well, I thought he meant it the other way!
Akira: DUDE! I said I was you twin bro! Not your twin lover.
Haku: Dude, I said I don't want this fic to sound Yaoi-ish. If I hear anything from you again about you and me getting it on, I will tell me mama!
Akira: Uh, I don't think you have a mom, Haku.
Haku: Oh yeah.
Chihiro: Hey, Akira, do you want to go watch Fairly Odd Parents with us upstairs?
Akira: Sure!
So they all went upstairs to watch Fairly Odd whatever it's called.
Stay tuned for the next chapter to see how the deaf idiots of the underworld (Rin and Kamaji) will react to seeing Touya Akira, a hot-boy- Haku-look-alike-wonnder, in the bath-house.
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A/N: PLEASE REVIEW THIS STUPID THING!!!!! I KNOW THIS IS A GAY FIC, BUT I WAS SO FREGGIN BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!Oh, and if you want to see a picture of Touya Akira, just E-mail me. I have a screen grab of him from the Japanese anime. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HAKU! ^^
Renaissance Day Chapter 2!!! ^-^
After watching the fireworks, Haku, Chihiro, Rin, and Kamaji decided to go back upstairs to Haku's room to watch TV.
Haku: So what are we gonna watch when we get there?
Chihiro: Uh, Fairly Odd Parents! ^^
Everyone: OKAY!!!!
So, when they all got to the room, the turned on the TV and put it on Nickelodeon.
TV: Da da da da da da da! Timmy is an Average kid that no one understands!
Haku: Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands! Hey, that's sorta like them saying 'Yu-baaba and Rin and, uh, Yu-baaba always giving Haku commands!' Hehe!
Chihiro: You said Yu-baaba two times.
Haku: I know. I couldn't think of anyone else who bosses me around. (Neither could the authoress.)
Rin: CHOCOLATE SHAKE!!!!
Kamaji: SHIT!!!! What are you trying to do Rin!? Ruin my hearing for good!?
Haku: and why did you just all of a sudden say CHOCOLATE SHAKE!!!!?
Rin: Cause' that's how to theme song goes! Timmy says CHOCOLATE SHAKE!!!!!!!, then Cosmo and Wanda grant that wish by giving him a Chocolate shake, which Timmy will drink so he can get-
Haku: SHUT UP!!!!! UGH!!!
Kamaji: I think I get it!
Everyone: OMG!!!!! HE GETS IT!!!!!!
Kamaji: AAAAHHHHHH!!!! QUIT YELLING!!!!! You'll break my damn hearing aid! . Not to mention my ear drums! Which, I think, are already broken.
Everyone: (whispers) Sorry.
Kamaji: You should be.
Then, they all heard a faint knock on the front door.
Rin: Oh no. What if it's that Cheeseburger Haku told us about?
Haku: Doubt it. I found it in the trashcan the other day while flying around in my Dragon form for no reason.
Rin: So?
Haku: I finally ate it.
Rin: Oh. Well, that's good. Now I don't have to worry about a Cheeseburger raping me in my sleep.
Haku:.
The knocking got louder and louder as they spoke about a stupid Cheeseburger.
Haku: I'll go.
Haku started to walk to the door, when he heard Chihiro's voice behind him.
Chihiro: I'm coming with you.
Rin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHI-
Kamaji: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T HEAR ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rin: Good. Please, Chihiro, don't go. I beg of you!
Chihiro: Oh, I'm goin'.
Rin: NO!
Chihiro: I'm headin' for the door.
Rin: Nooo!!! PLEASE!
Chihiro: I'm goin' through the door,
Rin: NOOOO!!!!*starts to cry*
Chihiro: And I'm gone! *goes all the way through the door with Haku*
Rin: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamaji: What? HUH!!!!??? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING!!!!???
Rin: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamaji: WHAT?!!?!
Rin: I SAID SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamaji: WHAT?!!?!
Rin: SHUTUP!!
Kamaji: WHAT?!!?!
Rin: SHUTUP!!
Kamaji: WHAT?!!?!
Rin: HUH?!!?!!?!! DID YOU SAY SOMETHING???
Kamaji: WHA? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!?!!
Rin: WHAT?
Kamaji: HUH?? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Rin: WHAT?!
Kamaji: WHAT DID YOU SAY? WERE YOU TALKING?
Rin: WHAT?!! HUH??
~~ Downstairs at the Front door~~
Haku: Okay Chihiro, we must me very quiet, for there might be something dangerous on the other side of this door just waiting to jump at us.
Chihiro: Right.
Haku slowly opens the door to find.
Akira: HEY!!! BROTHA!!! Where ya been!?!
Haku and Chihiro: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Akira: Huh? What's wrong?
Haku: Who are you?
Chihiro: I don't care who he is! HE'S HOT!!!
Haku: Chihiro, please. I thought we were going to do that one thing we promised we would do. You know! Don't go falling in love with someone else you don't even know!
Chihiro: Oh yeah, sorry Haku.
Akira: *smiles at Chihiro* I'm Touya Akira! I'm from the popular manga and anime in Japan called Hikaru No Go! I'm your twin brother, Haku! ^^
Haku: Oh. Good, because at first I thought you were a clone that Yu-baaba made of me to come seek me out, scare the living hell out of me, then suck out my brains through a bendy straw just like on an episode of Fairly Odd Parents.
Akira: EW.
Chihiro: For rizzle.
Haku: IF I EVER HEAR ANYONE SAY 'FOR RIZZLE' AGAIN, I WILL KILL!!!!
Chihiro: *looks frightened* Even me? (
Haku: Well, maybe not you.
Akira: So, I'm like, your twin bro Haku!
Haku: For Rizzle?!
Chihiro: HAKU!!!! DONT COMMIT SUICIDE!!! WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT DO THAT!!!!!!!
Haku: Why would I do that?
Chihiro: You said the F and R words!
Haku: Fudge and Rum?
Chihiro: NO! For and Rizzle!
Haku: OH CRAP!
Chihiro: Please don't kill yourself!
Haku: MUST-REFUSE-TO-GIVE-IN-TO-KILLAGE!!!!! RESIST-NOT-FUNCTIONING!!!
Akira: OH! Don't kill yourself dearest Brother! You're my home bro!
Haku: I'LL-TRY-NOT-TO.!!!!
Akira: HAKU!!!! Before you do anything stupid, I just wanna say, I love you.
Haku: WAIT A MINUTE!! Yes, before I do anything stupid, let's not turn this fic into a yaoi one! You got that Touya Akira!?
Akira: Brotherly Love, my bro, Brotherly Love.
Haku: ...Oh.
Akira: Dumb ass.
Chihiro: Nastiness.
Haku: Well, I thought he meant it the other way!
Akira: DUDE! I said I was you twin bro! Not your twin lover.
Haku: Dude, I said I don't want this fic to sound Yaoi-ish. If I hear anything from you again about you and me getting it on, I will tell me mama!
Akira: Uh, I don't think you have a mom, Haku.
Haku: Oh yeah.
Chihiro: Hey, Akira, do you want to go watch Fairly Odd Parents with us upstairs?
Akira: Sure!
So they all went upstairs to watch Fairly Odd whatever it's called.
Stay tuned for the next chapter to see how the deaf idiots of the underworld (Rin and Kamaji) will react to seeing Touya Akira, a hot-boy- Haku-look-alike-wonnder, in the bath-house.
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A/N: PLEASE REVIEW THIS STUPID THING!!!!! I KNOW THIS IS A GAY FIC, BUT I WAS SO FREGGIN BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!Oh, and if you want to see a picture of Touya Akira, just E-mail me. I have a screen grab of him from the Japanese anime. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HAKU! ^^