Author's Note: I don't own anything.

Chapter 2: Mickey

"Oh boy, the big cheese is coming in, HA! Cheese!" laughed Jiminy as Mickey came waltzing in.

"You have cheese? OH BOY!" cheered Mickey.

"Sadly I do not!"

Mickey grew silent in shock and horror as he realized there was no cheese at all. What kind of scandal was this? Everyone knew that when Mickey shows up you better have cheese. "Well what can I do for you Mr. Mouse?"

"I'm so powerful," he grinned, "And I'm such a ladies man. How can I get the ladies away from me? All I want is Minnie."

Jiminy paused for a moment and said, "Do you enjoy the attention from the other women?"

"OF course I do! I am the big cheese! I am the ladies man."

"Have you dated other ladies?"

Mickey grew silent for a moment. This little cricket guy was onto something here. Mickey knew he had to fess up and tell the truth. "I've been on other dates but no one is as great as Minnie!"

"We need to have Minnie here so you can tell her the truth."

"WHAT!" screeched Mickey, "I am Mickey Mouse! LADIES MAN!"

"Stop screeching!" screeched Jiminy.

Mickey was silent. "Bring Minnie and we will do a couples therapy. I think you need it more than her, but she needs to know what has been going on."

Mickey sighed as he walked out of the door. How on earth was he going to tell Minnie. Tomorrow was going to be a difficult session.