Oh, Wally and Dick are so evil…;D Sorry this took so long :3
"So, you ready Supes?"
"Yeah, cos it's gonna be awesome!"
"I, uh…"
Conner gulped and stared into evil green eyes and evil (well, he assumed) shades before dropping his gaze, trying to bury the uneasy feeling in his chest. He nodded, and was rewarded (or punished, possibly) by whoops of joy and wide grins. He pressed his knees to his chest even closer and scooted away from Wally and Dick, who had their arms around each other.
The movie was already in the player, popcorn bowls and various candy boxes were on the table, and the blankets and pillows were spread out on the couch. Conner wondered for the tenth time that hour why he had agreed to this movie night with the two.
He didn't see all the fuss over a horror movie; maybe he should have gone with Artemis, M'gann, and Kaldur on that mission to defeat the lizard mutant after all.
Of course, by now it was too late.
"Supy! Pay attention! The Purge is starting!" Dick hissed through the darkness, and creepy music started to play. Conner stared at the screen, his hand absentmindedly grabbing a few pieces of popcorn, and jumped a little at the sudden sound on screen.
The Boy Wonder cackled lightly, and Wally snickered, but then let out a yelp as an even louder noise sounded from the movie.
Dick's cackles increased in volume, and Wally smacked the back of his head. Conner sighed and leaned back, his blue eyes searching the dark for the remote as the pair began to wrestle.
Wally rolled on top of the younger boy, who screamed and bit Wally's hand. He yelped in response and rolled off of the ebony. Dick smirked and jumped on his friend, bony elbows digging into the tan skin. Conner hit 'pause' on the remote—or so he thought—and immediately the screen blurred then refocused, the first few words coming in a different language.
Wally and Dick stopped fighting, their gazes riveted to the TV before they tackled Conner, yelling, "Bad Superboy!"
Finally settling down after a while (after Conner easily pinned down both, thanks to his strength), Dick fiddled with the buttons and switched the language back to English. The three quieted down and watched in rapt silence; the only noises were either from the screen, Wally munching on all the food, or Conner asking about every little thing he didn't understand, like why the cars were parked so badly.
When the action started, Wally began to add commentary to every scene he found fit—which was most of them.
"Don't let him in—don't let him in!" the speedster hissed loudly, and Dick threw a pillow at him, trying to concentrate on what was happening.
"Oh they let him in….no, no, no!" he groaned and buried his face in the ebony's shoulder, who gave a snort of disgust but smoothed down his spiky hair anyway. Conner shook his head slightly and returned his focus back to what was happening. The screen was dark, and people were talking in hushed tones. For a horror movie, this was pretty boring, Conner thought, sighing softly.
Suddenly a scream echoed around the room, and he jumped, emitting a little squeal. Wally laughed, which turned into a scream when a guy on screen jumped out of the darkness. He looked a bit embarrassed but flipped his hair (Conner knew he was going to have nightmares about the hipster speedster) at them and crossed his arms.
"He's right behind you, girl! Are you blind?!" the speedster demanded about 20 minutes later, looking annoyed. Dick rolled his eyes (well, Conner assumed that was proper reaction, as he did too) and hugged Wally from the side, who relaxed and smiled a bit.
After that, Conner was terrified. All the creepy people, with all the weapons, and all the suspense was really killing him. And not in the good way. He whimpered and pulled the blanket even tighter around him, trying to block out the horrified screams and gunshots that echoed around the room.
At the end of the movie, all the food was gone thanks to Wally, and all of the blankets and pillows were in Conner's possession, his blue eyes still huge in fright. Wally was shaking as he stared nervously around the dark room. Dick rolled his eyes and hit the lights, revealing a looming shadow entering the room—
Conner and Wally shrieked and dove behind the couch, pressing themselves as close as possible to the leather cover.
Dick groaned and said, "Hey M'gann."
"Hi Robin! Uh…what's with Superboy and Kid?"
"Just ignore them," he shook his head sadly, then smiled evilly.
He slowly, stealthily leaned over the couch edge and yelled, "Boo!"
Two screams of surprise were what he got in return. Needless to say, after that night, Kaldur noticed that Superboy and Kid Flash refused to venture into any dark part of any mission with Robin.
~x~
"Superboy!"
Conner looked up from his dinner, which consisted of cold soup and bread (M'gann didn't have time to make pasta), and locked eyes with bright green.
"Yes, Wa—Kid Flash?" the super teen corrected himself just in time. The speedster grinned at him, twisting himself on the couch into a more comfortable position, and waved him over with a twirl of his fingers.
Conner sipped the last of his soup, dumped the bowl into the sink, and walked over to him, slightly suspicious. They were confirmed when Wally jumped on him, yelling, "I got him Rob!"
Conner easily threw him off and started to get up, but the Boy Wonder deftly twisted his arm behind him and snap. The super teen felt cold metal digging into his skin and growled at Dick, trying to break them, but the handcuffs were clearly made out of steel, something only Superman could break.
He gritted his teeth and glared daggers at the pair, who were laughing at the trapped teen.
"Why?" Conner demanded, lashing out with his legs.
"Since you didn't really like horror movies—" Dick started.
"—we've decided to show you a comedy!" Wally finished. Both grinned evilly, and Conner gulped.
The lights were switched off, and a bucket of popcorn dumped in his lap. The super teen grunted at the sudden weight, but bent his head and used his tongue to scoop up a few pieces. He was going to be here for a while; he might as well eat.
"What movie?" Conner finally asked, as loud music began playing.
"The Hangover!" Wally laughed wolfishly, pressing the button to increase the volume.
"What is it about?" he asked slowly, dreading the worst. Wally just shushed him and leaned forward, drinking in every note and every word.
For the next two hours, Conner could only sit and watch, his eyes wide. The speedster and the ebony were doubled over laughing, through almost every scene. When the movie ended, Conner ran for the bathroom. Wally and Dick yelled in unison, "There's a tiger in the bathroom!" and cracked up.
Needless to say, after that movie, Conner seemed to hate tigers more than monkeys, and every time a mission was set in the jungle, he would throw them both death glares.
Kaldur was very confused at this point.
Haha! Okay, review maybe? And give me some ideas on the next chapter!
~samx
