Okay, now people. I made chapter two to save my life. Yes people, to save my f****** life. My so called loving- friends literally place a kitchen knife on my throat (a joke I wish). Some friends eh? They said they wanna read more. Funny, they even made my homework (not that it matters since I can do my homework while writing this). The only thing that is not funny is when they dared me NOT to eat chocolates AGAIN... It almost made me commit SEPPUKU. PLEASE ENJOY MY DEEPEST PAIN...

GINTAMA IS TOO AMAZING TO BE OWNED BY THE ANGEL OF DARKNESS... *ehem... ehem...*

Chapter 2: FUN FUN FUN

Gintoki and Shinpachi decided to watch this EPIC BATTLE between the FUTURE-IN-LAWS. Yes, the baldy is ohh so ready to bash Sougo's face. Sougo stood up and faced the old man and getting ready to defend himself from the horror that the old Yato is planing to give him. He gave him his evil smile which irritated the old Yato. The baldy can't take his arrogance. "What the hell is this kid thinking? Does he think he can harm a single-hair-strand from me?".

"What? Why are you staring at me old man? Don't tell me you're falling for me?" he said raising a brow "I'm sorry old man but I don't swing that way. I like girls... like CHINA." Sougo said teasingly. Sougo watched the baldy as he gets redder than an apple and was about to attack. "Hey old man, you might wanna drink some milk first before fighting. I might break all of your bones." he said arrogantly.

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"HOW DARE YOU F******* BASTARD! INSULTING THE MOST RESPECTED YATO IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!"

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*angry vein* "Bye little f***er!" the old man kicked Sougo's stomach "DIE LITTLE BASTARD! DIE!" he said to himself. The arrogant young man managed to use his sword to protect himself from fatal damage but still slammed through the wall and landed on the street. The people who saw the young man flew from the so-called-house panicked and run for their lives. The old Yato wasn't contented with this so he went outside and jumped to where Sougo landed. "PAPI!" Kagura yelled. Her father tried his very hard to pretend not to hear her. He attacked the young man again but Sougo managed to dodge dramatically. He glared at the young man before him. Sougo stood and gave him his EVIL SMILE. "Hey Papi! You shouldn't treat your SON-IN-LAW like this. What could have happened if I wasn't strong? I could have died."

Umibouzu almost wanted to kill every single passer-by he sees after hearing this but managed to concentrate on killing the bastard before him.

" Who gave you the right to call me Papi? More than that, who in Kami-sama's name do you think gave you the right to be my son-in-law?" he screamed so loud that it made some passer-by flew to the sky (poor passer-by). Then the epic battle continued. Umibouzu kicked Sougo, but Sougo dodge. Sougo Swift his sword, Umiibouzo blocked using his bare hand (yes people, his bare hand). The Yato swung his freakish umbrella, but failed to hit the arrogant bastard for Sougo ducked. Sougo kicked, but Umibouzo jumped. Umibouzo was about to unleash the MONSTER hidden inside him but managed to control his blood this time (thank god!). He was about to attack again when someone jumped in front of him and gave him a very very very very very heavy blow!

BAM!

"Listen here baldy, I never said that I am dating the sadist Papi! And I really am not!" Yes people, Kagura hit her father again.

"Ouch china! You hurt my feelings!" Sougo pouted his lips.

"And as for you!" pointing at Sougo "Do you really hate living in this world? Why would you provoke Papi? You do know how strong Papi is, right?" raising a brow and placed her left hand on her waist.

"Wow china! I didn't know you love me so much that you'd go against your father. I'm really happy" Sougo said with a freakishly deadpan voice and a bored face.

"Shut the f**** up, Sadist!" she yelled and started attacking Sougo. Their own epic battle begun. Sougo blocked and began teasing Kagura. Kagura is so easy to provoke, he knows it. "You look cuter when your mad" he said staring at her sapphire-like eyes. Then he leaned closer to Kagura's face. She blushed like crazy. He saw it. He smirked and unfortunately, Kagura saw it. She got mad as usual and attacked Sougo's thingy (oh c'mon! Why his thingy? It's important!). Sougo dodged in the most fashionable way but Kagura knew he'd do this. She smiled. Then, slammed Sougo's head on the ground.

"Oh c'mon, China! Be careful not to damage THE FACE!" Sougo protested while rubbing his cheeks.

Umibouzo stared at his beloved daughter. She's blushing. They are fighting but having fun at the same time.

"Kagura-chan, tell Papi the truth. I will believe anything you say my dear baby." he said while holding Kagura's shoulders.

" Do you really like that god d**n son of a b**** sadistic bastard?" the old man asked his cute daughter hoping he's wrong.

"I wanna kill your bald father now,china." pointing his highly polished bazooka at the old man

"As if you can, WEAK LITTLE BOY!" Umibouzo proudly said "I am waiting for an answer Kagura! Don't make me kill everyone in this god-d**** planet!" he yelled pointing his umbrella at Sougo.

"well..." she looked down

"well?" both men asked

Gintoki and Shinpachi were listening from a distance. A very very very long distance... FAR FAR AWAY...

"I..." she slowly faced Sougo, blushed so bad and smiled... "I think I do"

Sougo's eyes widen by shock and excitement but instantly hid it. He wanted to fire is brand new bazooka at some random people as a celebration but calmed himself. A samurai should hide his emotion for his emotion will affect his sword. He might die here. In front of everyone. In front of Kagura. And make it worst, by her father's hands. She'll break. Not acceptable! Not now that he knew about Kagura's true feelings for him.

"And there you have it, PAPI" Sougo said boasting.

Gin almost fell from his so called house but Shin managed to hold on to him. Her good-for-nothing-bald father fell on his knees. DEFEATED. He shook his head and calmed down. He stood up and went near Sougo. Sougo was ready for anything.

"You bastard better get ready..." he said

"ready for what Papi?" Sougo playfully replied.

"Stop calling me Papi you damn bastard! You are not yet accepted! You can't call me Papi until you pass the test" said the baldy

"What test?" Sougo replied while raising a brow

The old man went nearer to Sougo then faced Gintoki and Shinpachi.

"you two! come here! You will participate!" he called the two idiots hiding from FAR FAR AWAY

Gin and Shin looked at each other. They wanted to run for their lives but Umibouzo's aura was bursting with MURDER INTENT. They don't want to put gas on fire. They went to Umibouzo slowly... Very very slowly...

"Get your asses come here faster or die!" yelled the old baldy

"Yeah yeah yeah baldy! We're coming okay! Stop scaring Shin here! he might end up peeing on his pants" The perm head said pretending to be brave..

"Look who's talking" Megane said while looking at Gin

"Now, what was that test thing again, Papi?" Sougo ask in a bored way

"Stop calling me Papi!"

"Oh cut the crap Papi!" Kagura said

"Kagura darling.. Papi is just following our tradition." Baldy said with a sweet voice

"What tradition? And why does Gin-chan and Pa-chan had to participate by force?" Kagura asked

"Yeah! Why the f*** do I have to participate? I wanna read my JUMP!"

"Are you telling me that your JUMP is more important than my KAGURA?" Umibouzo yelled at the perm head. (choking him).

"Please don't kill Gin-san!" Shin tried his very hard to stop the old Yato.

Umibouzo glared at Sougo "You have to pass each family member's test! Normally, a fight to the death." he said while letting go of the poor perm headed almost lifeless man.

"How convenient.. then all I have to do is to kick your pathetic ass Papi" Sougo had a wide smile

"Enough! You are not allowed to call me Papi!" Kagura's bald father sceamed his lungs out

"Whatever you say, PAPI"

Umibouzo almost lost it. He really wanna kill this son of a b****! He looked at Kagura who was staring at him. He tried his very best to calm himself down. Inhale... Exhale... Then he turned to the sadistic bastard who is so lucky that his beloved daughter was blind enough to like him. "Not just me bastard! Her so called guardians (GIn and Shin) will help me torture you. And that so called Anego cuz Kagura-chan sees her as a sister"

"So the gorilla-girl will participate too,huh... " Sougo said holding his chin

"torture eh?" Gin said with a wide smile

"And her brother. If we could contact him" Umibouzo added.

"No! Not him!" Shinpachi yelled.

"China has a brother?"

"I feel sorry for you, kagura. You'll lose your first love like this.. You should move on" Gintoki said heartlessly holding Kagura's left shoulder.

Kagura was just silent. Sougo raised a brow. "You think I'm that weak, Danna? I'm disappointed"

"You have no idea how strong Kamui is" Shinpachi said while trembling...

"How strong exactly? Your strong and my strong are two different things, Megane"

"My brother is much much stronger than me" Kagura said with tears in her eyes. Sougo saw this and it hurt him. He went near Kagura and held her hand.

"Enough about someone who isn't here!" Umibouzo yelled at them. "And why the hell are you holding my daughter's hand?" he said while slapping Sougo's hand.

"Screw you! PAPI!" Sougo protested and grabbed Kagura's hand.

BOOM!

Something blew up! Smoke everywhere. Gintoki and Shinpachi stood back to back at each other, drawing their swords, ready to defend themselves to whatever was about to attack. Umibouzo is standing in front of the youngsters with his umbrella protecting them. He looked at where he last saw Kagura and saw Okita protecting her with his own body. Kagura is sitting, her knees bended, her hands above protecting her head. Sougo is bending in front of Kagura, his left arm around her and his right hand on top of her hands which is on top of her head, protecting her perfectly. Umibouzo smiled then faced to where the explosion occurred. Slowly, the smoke fades. A familiar figure was insight.

"It hurts to know you didn't told me about this little sister" yes people, it's Kamui.

"KAMUI!" Gintoki murmured

"I didn't expect to be replaced this easily. I'm disappointed" he said smiling but his aura is saying "I am here to kill you all"

And there you have it! Please forgive me if it's not long enough. I had to cut some parts. Plus I am craving for chocolates! I wanna cry! I wanna commit SEPPUKU but I can't! Who would write this to the end if I'm dead? Are you enjoying my pain now? Next chapter would be fun for me because I will finally eat chocolates next time! YEAHEY!

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