Authors note: Like oh my god! I am like totally writing a part two! *points* I don't care if no one read my story, or reviewed it! I'm still gonna write more! BWAHAHA! Even if no one likes this, its gonna get written!
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Slayers! NOT!
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Amelia: ((sings happily)) Life is wonderful! And living is great!
Lina: Put a lid on it for a while, ok Amelia?
Amelia: ((nods)) RIGHT!
Filia: ((marchs off ahead)) Where exactly is Mr. Zelgadis?
Lina: ((shrugs)) We're not sure, that's why we are looking for him.
Gourry: ((grumbles)) I'm hungry…
Filia: Mr. Gourry! Can't you forget about your stomach for five minutes?!
Gourry: ((stops to think)) Hmm…. Nope!
((Everyone falls over))
Amelia: ((looks off ahead)) I see him! Mr. Zelgadis! ((runs off))
Lina: WAIT AMELIA!
Amelia: ((runs off happily)) MR. ZELGADIS!!!! ((runs into a statue)) @_@ owww… ((falls over))
Filia: ((blinks)) Why did she think that was Mr. Zelgadis?
Lina: I have no idea..
((suddenly they hear laughing behind them, and spin around))
Zelgadis: ((laughs)) I see you guys haven't changed
Lina: Yeah well, its been ten minutes Zel.
Zelgadis: ((turns red)) Oh.. Right
Lina: ANYWAYS, we have a new mission.
Zelgadis: Oh?
Amelia: ((rubs her sore head)) Yeah, from Rezo..
Zelgadis: ((shock)) WHAT!? REZO?! WHY?!
Gourry: We wants hair spray.
Zelgadis: ((looks confused)) Lina.. What the hell is Gourry talking about?
Lina: ((sweat drop)) Eh heh… actually..
Filia: What Miss. Lina is trying to say, is we have to find this special hair spray for Mr. Rezo, because he is having trouble with the one he is using now.
Zelgadis: You must be joking!
Xelloss: ((appears suddenly)) What the selfish dragon speaks is the truth!
Filia: ((eyes flair)) NAMAGOMI!!!!
Lina: Well, it doesn't matter.. All that matters is how much money he is gonna pay us!
Zelgadis: Greedy, as usual..
Amelia: ((poses)) In the name of justice, we will find Mr. Rezo his hair spray!
Lina: Right! That's the spirit! Now lets go! ((marchs off))
Filia: ((runs after her)) Miss. Lina! Wait for me!
((they all march forever, *yawns* its kinda boring right now..))
Lina: This is taking forever! ((notices a dark forest ahead))
Amelia: ((shivers)) It looks spooky….
Xelloss: ((pulls out a book)) This is the famous Dradora forest! It is said to be ((dramatic pause)) haunted..
Amelia: ((pales)) Haunted…..?
Zelgadis: Don't be ridiculous.
Gourry: ((looks into the forest)) Haunted? I forgot what haunted means..
Lina: ((fwaps him)) IT MEANS GHOSTS LIVE HERE! ((flips her hair)) Of course I don't believe it though.
Xelloss: ((raises an eye brow)) We'll just have to see now won't we?
Filia: ((glares)) Quit trying to scare us Namagomi!
Xelloss: ((reads more)) Oh dear.. It says everyone who has gone in to the forest ((face turns dark, as he smiles evilly)) has never come out…
Amelia: AHHHHHHH! ((waves her hands wildly, and runs around, knocking people over)) SCARY!!!!
Filia: AHH!! ((runs to avoid Amelia)) Look what you did now Namagomi!
Xelloss: ((twitchs)) Well, I suppose I'll leave now then ((disappears))
Lina: WHAT?! COME BACK HERE XELLOSS!!! ((turns to filia)) He was the only one who KNEW anything!
Filia: Well, we don't need the help of some mazoku!
Lina: Well, I don't care what you guys do, but I'm going in! ((heads into the forest))
Zelgadis: ((nods, and follows her))
Gourry&Amelia: AHH! WAIT! ((runs after them))
Filia: ((looks into the forest)) Well.. There's nothing to be afraid of.. That mazoku was probably lying any ways.. ((clutches valgaav the egg, and goes in after them))
((mean while..))
Inn keeper/me: ((pounds on the door)) Your time is up in this room!! Time to clear out!
Martina: ((looks up)) Huh? ((comes out of here room and looks around)) BLAST THEM! THEY LEFT ME AGAIN!
Zangulus: ((yawns, and follows martina out of the room)) What is it?
Martina: That stupid Lina left us AGAIN! ((holds her zolmagustar idol thing in her hand tightly)) I curse you Lina!
Zangulus: ((holds up his sword to examine it)) don't worry about them..
Martina: ((grabs zangulus by the hand)) WE HAVE TO CATCH UP! ((dashes out the door, dragging zangulus behind her))
Inn keeper/me: ((snickers)) I hope Xelloss comes back soon =D!
((back in the *dramatic pause* haunted forest..))
Amelia: ((looks around)) This place is really creepy..
Lina: Yeah, but I wouldn't go so far to say its haunted!
Zelgadis: He was lying, typically
Filia: ((mutters)) Namagomi..
Amelia: ((looks around)) Where is Gourry?
Lina: ((stops, and looks around)) Hey..? Where did Gourry go?
Zelgadis: He's so stupid, he probably got lost.
Lina: Oh great, what a jelly fish brain..((sighs))
Filia: We ARE going to look for him right?
Lina: Yeah… I would feel bad eventually if we just left him..
Zelgadis: I wouldn't
Amelia: ((shock)) Mr. Zelgadis!
Zelgadis: Well..-
((a loud yet annoying yell interrupts what ever zel was gonna say))
Voice: LINA!!!
Lina: Huh? GOURRY?!
Gourry/voice: LINA!!
Lina: WE HEAR YOU! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Gourry: LINA!
Lina: ((face fault)) Gourry?
Gourry: LINA!
Lina: Ok, you can stop now..
Gourry: LINA!
Lina: IF YOU SAY MY NAME ONE MORE TIME, YOU'RE GONNA PRAY I DON'T FIND YOU!!!
Gourry:…
Lina: Much better.
Gourry: AMELIA!
((everyone falls over))
Filia: ((points)) I think his voice is coming from that direction!
((everyone runs in that direction))
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Are you still awake? *yawns* please R&R!
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Slayers! NOT!
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Amelia: ((sings happily)) Life is wonderful! And living is great!
Lina: Put a lid on it for a while, ok Amelia?
Amelia: ((nods)) RIGHT!
Filia: ((marchs off ahead)) Where exactly is Mr. Zelgadis?
Lina: ((shrugs)) We're not sure, that's why we are looking for him.
Gourry: ((grumbles)) I'm hungry…
Filia: Mr. Gourry! Can't you forget about your stomach for five minutes?!
Gourry: ((stops to think)) Hmm…. Nope!
((Everyone falls over))
Amelia: ((looks off ahead)) I see him! Mr. Zelgadis! ((runs off))
Lina: WAIT AMELIA!
Amelia: ((runs off happily)) MR. ZELGADIS!!!! ((runs into a statue)) @_@ owww… ((falls over))
Filia: ((blinks)) Why did she think that was Mr. Zelgadis?
Lina: I have no idea..
((suddenly they hear laughing behind them, and spin around))
Zelgadis: ((laughs)) I see you guys haven't changed
Lina: Yeah well, its been ten minutes Zel.
Zelgadis: ((turns red)) Oh.. Right
Lina: ANYWAYS, we have a new mission.
Zelgadis: Oh?
Amelia: ((rubs her sore head)) Yeah, from Rezo..
Zelgadis: ((shock)) WHAT!? REZO?! WHY?!
Gourry: We wants hair spray.
Zelgadis: ((looks confused)) Lina.. What the hell is Gourry talking about?
Lina: ((sweat drop)) Eh heh… actually..
Filia: What Miss. Lina is trying to say, is we have to find this special hair spray for Mr. Rezo, because he is having trouble with the one he is using now.
Zelgadis: You must be joking!
Xelloss: ((appears suddenly)) What the selfish dragon speaks is the truth!
Filia: ((eyes flair)) NAMAGOMI!!!!
Lina: Well, it doesn't matter.. All that matters is how much money he is gonna pay us!
Zelgadis: Greedy, as usual..
Amelia: ((poses)) In the name of justice, we will find Mr. Rezo his hair spray!
Lina: Right! That's the spirit! Now lets go! ((marchs off))
Filia: ((runs after her)) Miss. Lina! Wait for me!
((they all march forever, *yawns* its kinda boring right now..))
Lina: This is taking forever! ((notices a dark forest ahead))
Amelia: ((shivers)) It looks spooky….
Xelloss: ((pulls out a book)) This is the famous Dradora forest! It is said to be ((dramatic pause)) haunted..
Amelia: ((pales)) Haunted…..?
Zelgadis: Don't be ridiculous.
Gourry: ((looks into the forest)) Haunted? I forgot what haunted means..
Lina: ((fwaps him)) IT MEANS GHOSTS LIVE HERE! ((flips her hair)) Of course I don't believe it though.
Xelloss: ((raises an eye brow)) We'll just have to see now won't we?
Filia: ((glares)) Quit trying to scare us Namagomi!
Xelloss: ((reads more)) Oh dear.. It says everyone who has gone in to the forest ((face turns dark, as he smiles evilly)) has never come out…
Amelia: AHHHHHHH! ((waves her hands wildly, and runs around, knocking people over)) SCARY!!!!
Filia: AHH!! ((runs to avoid Amelia)) Look what you did now Namagomi!
Xelloss: ((twitchs)) Well, I suppose I'll leave now then ((disappears))
Lina: WHAT?! COME BACK HERE XELLOSS!!! ((turns to filia)) He was the only one who KNEW anything!
Filia: Well, we don't need the help of some mazoku!
Lina: Well, I don't care what you guys do, but I'm going in! ((heads into the forest))
Zelgadis: ((nods, and follows her))
Gourry&Amelia: AHH! WAIT! ((runs after them))
Filia: ((looks into the forest)) Well.. There's nothing to be afraid of.. That mazoku was probably lying any ways.. ((clutches valgaav the egg, and goes in after them))
((mean while..))
Inn keeper/me: ((pounds on the door)) Your time is up in this room!! Time to clear out!
Martina: ((looks up)) Huh? ((comes out of here room and looks around)) BLAST THEM! THEY LEFT ME AGAIN!
Zangulus: ((yawns, and follows martina out of the room)) What is it?
Martina: That stupid Lina left us AGAIN! ((holds her zolmagustar idol thing in her hand tightly)) I curse you Lina!
Zangulus: ((holds up his sword to examine it)) don't worry about them..
Martina: ((grabs zangulus by the hand)) WE HAVE TO CATCH UP! ((dashes out the door, dragging zangulus behind her))
Inn keeper/me: ((snickers)) I hope Xelloss comes back soon =D!
((back in the *dramatic pause* haunted forest..))
Amelia: ((looks around)) This place is really creepy..
Lina: Yeah, but I wouldn't go so far to say its haunted!
Zelgadis: He was lying, typically
Filia: ((mutters)) Namagomi..
Amelia: ((looks around)) Where is Gourry?
Lina: ((stops, and looks around)) Hey..? Where did Gourry go?
Zelgadis: He's so stupid, he probably got lost.
Lina: Oh great, what a jelly fish brain..((sighs))
Filia: We ARE going to look for him right?
Lina: Yeah… I would feel bad eventually if we just left him..
Zelgadis: I wouldn't
Amelia: ((shock)) Mr. Zelgadis!
Zelgadis: Well..-
((a loud yet annoying yell interrupts what ever zel was gonna say))
Voice: LINA!!!
Lina: Huh? GOURRY?!
Gourry/voice: LINA!!
Lina: WE HEAR YOU! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Gourry: LINA!
Lina: ((face fault)) Gourry?
Gourry: LINA!
Lina: Ok, you can stop now..
Gourry: LINA!
Lina: IF YOU SAY MY NAME ONE MORE TIME, YOU'RE GONNA PRAY I DON'T FIND YOU!!!
Gourry:…
Lina: Much better.
Gourry: AMELIA!
((everyone falls over))
Filia: ((points)) I think his voice is coming from that direction!
((everyone runs in that direction))
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Are you still awake? *yawns* please R&R!