Okay ya here's the story. Oh ya I am getting a custom to saying: HI HO SILVER AWAY!, so if I say that I am really bored. Just thought I'd put that out there.

My eye opened to the wonderful face that is HOLY SHIT LEADER!

"LEADER! What are you doing in my room?" I asked while covering myself with the blanket. I only sleep in my bra and underwear, not to bright considering I live in a place with a bunch of s- ranked guy criminals, but when was I ever really the bright one. I was pregnant with "Tobi's" son or daughter. Leader looked at me. His eye were so hollow no emotions lied beyond.

"Heidi, you were screaming in your sleep." my eyes bulged

"What? W-why was I - I screaming?"

"I don't know."

"Tobi knows! Tobi knows!" I giggled at the sound of his voice. He was so cheerful why was he in the Akatsuki?

"Tell me Tobi." "Tobi" clapped his hands together.

"Okay, but leader- sama will half to leave. It's only for "Tobi" and Heidi to know." leader rolled his eyes and walked out and closed the door.

"So Tobi why was I screaming?" I said while smiling at him.

"I don't know and I don't care right now. I just got Pein out so we could be together." his other side was coming out now. The first time I slept with him this happened he told me he would tell who he really was in time, but I still don't know.

"Tobi I-" but I was cut off by "Tobi's" soft lips on mine. He kissed me with so much passion I couldn't help but kiss back. His mask was on half way, but once he climbed on top of me he took it off completely. He had such a gouges face. He bit my lip for entrance and I gladly let him in. (it's going to get a little heated here so ya… lemonade) his tongue swirled around my mouth, exploring every inch of it. Our tongues fought for demonic (sp) he won. Soon he was kissing my neck with butterfly kisses trying to find my weak spot and he did just that. I let out a quiet moan only he could hear. He started to suck and nip at my neck and I started to moan louder.

"Mhmm you like that don't you."

"Yeeeesss" I moaned

He continued, he stared to grind against me and I did the same. I hear I low growl from his throat.

"T-Tobi ahhhh." he kissed me to silence the moan, but he suddenly stopped and put his mask back on. "Wh-what?"

"Some one's coming." I was going to say something else but then he pounced back on me and started to tickle me.

"Hahahaha Tobi! Ahahahahah Tobi that tickles!"

"I know Heidi-Chan, but Tobi loves you and Tobi likes when you smile!" he continued to tickle me until Sasori walked into my room.

"What are you two doing?" Sasori asked in his usually monotone vice.

"Tobi is tickling Heidi-Chan!" "Tobi said happily. Sasori raised a brow.

"In her bra and underwear?" "Tobi" looked down at me and I laughed.

"Yes Sasori-san. I like it when he does this I find it very attractive!" I said

"Yes well keep it down Hidan is still sleeping and I like to keep it that way." "Tobi" jumped off me. He stood up straight and put his hand to his mask.

"Yes Sasori-san!" Sasori rolled his eyes and walked out. I giggled as "Tobi" closed the door again and came over to me. "Heidi you were screaming about some strange things you know." I looked at him. His other side is back out again.

"Like wh-" I didn't get to finish my sentence because I was in the bathroom throwing up. "Okay that is just gro-" I threw up again. "Tobi" walked over to me and leaned against the wall.

"Heidi are you okay?" I wiped my mouth.

"Oh ya, just peachy." I said while brushing my MOUTH. I spit the …. Whatever it was in the sink. "It's probably just the bug. I did have a head ache yesterday." "Tobi" shifted his position.

"I have been meaning to talk to you about that…. Yesterday's-"

"Oh that! Simple I was high." "Tobi" cocked his head

"You were high?"

"Ya, come on who doesn't get high here. I'm sure even Konan does."

"I don't know why I date you sometimes." I laughed.

"Because I'm sexy."

"Tobi likes sexy girls."

"Tobi's a bad boy."

"No …. he's a good boy!" with that "Tobi" skipped out of my room. I walked out of my bathroom and into my room where…

"HOLY SHIT ITACHI!" the Uchia looked at me with no visible expression on his face. "Okay you know what? I'm-"

"Pregnant." I stood still, I was frozen. How did he know? Did Kisame tell him? Or was it the out burst yesterday?

"Itachi-san, you do realize I'm in my bra and underwear… right?"

"I don't mind." that was the first perverted thing I have ever heard him say! APPOCOLIPS! AHHHHHHH!

"Ummm right. Well since I have given away my body to the whole fucken Akatsuki…."

"Stop changing the subject." Itachi said while closing the door. "I know your pregnant. I heard you and Kisame speaking last night." I looked at him

"Itachi, this must not get in the open. You understand that right?" he said nothing and just looked at me.

"I'll take that as a yes…… Oh and I need to change." with that he was gone in a flash. god why don't we tell the freekin Hokgae that I'm pregnant.

I walked through the halls of the Akatsuki hideout BORED OUT OF MY MIND! "Lucky" for me most everyone was there except Kisame, Itachi, and Konan. No one else had missions.

"Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bor-"

"Hey, Heidi-Chan." I looked up to see Deidara walking towards me.

"Deidara, hey! What's up?"

"Nothing, un."

"God I am so BORED, you know what I think I may go bug Hidan, just for the fun of it." Deidara gave me a funny look.

"Heidi-Chan I don't mean to be mean, but is there something wrong with your head, un?" I laughed at his question.

"Ya probably, but my guess is it's just a tumor!"

"Ahhhh…."

"Catch you later Dei!" I waved to him and ran for Hidan's room.

I knocked on the door slightly…. No answer…… I knocked on it again……. No answer…. I banged on it…..no answer…… I FUCKEN KICKD IT DOWN!

"WHAT THE HELL HEIDI!" ahh the answer I was looking for!

"Hidan!" I ran over to him and hugged him. He started to push me away.

"Get the hell off me you freak!" MOOD SWINGS ONLY AROUND HIM! What… The… Fuck.

"But… but HIDAN I LOVE YOU!" his eyes widened

"GET.OFF.ME. NOW!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAA! I WANT CHOCOLATE PUDDING! WHAAAAA!" my cries got louder and louder. It traveled through the hide out and EVERYONE came to see what was up. When they came in the room I was on the floor curled up in a ball craving chocolate pudding and crying. Hidan was standing there confused as ever.

"WHAT DID HIDAN-SAN DO TO TOBI'S HEIDI-CHAN!" for once "Tobi" was angry and apparently Hidan noticed.

"Okay I did not do anything swear she came in here telling me she loved me and hugging me. Then she was on the floor crying. I swear to Jashin I did nothing." I stood up.

"Kakuzu!" Kakuzu slowly turned toward me.

"What?" he said in a cool voice. I ran over to him and kissed him on the cheek…mask…thing. His eye widened. He was about to kill me with his threads when "Tobi" grabbed me away from him. DIE MOOD SWINGS! GO.TO.HELL.

"Tobi thinks Heidi-Chan is sick."

"TOBI IS WRONG I AM FINE I AM JUST……..I want cake lots and lots of SHIT!" mood swings don't go away no matter how hard you try. "Whoa dudes I'M HIGH! Why are you all staring at me? Why do you all hate me? I HATE YOU ALL! GO TO HELL? Leave me alone! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -"

"Shut up" leader was getting pist off. I could tell by the sound of his voice. "Tobi, take Heidi for a walk or something just get her away from here. Now." "Tobi" picked me up bridal style and ran out of the Hideout.

When we were a good 2 miles away "Tobi" set me down on my feet. He took off his mask and looked at me.

"Heidi, we need to talk." I looked at him my body tensed up. "You are being very strange. What's going on?"

"Tobi nothing is going on. Everything is fine. I'm fine. You're fine…really fine." my emotions and mood swings were becoming too much for me I was going to have a break down I could feel it. The tears were coming and my heart was beating. I thought the world was going to break under my feet. I couldn't handle it. It felt like the world just put all it's pressure on me. I fell to my knees crying "Tobi" knelt down in front of me.

"Heidi what's wrong?" "Tobi" asked while wiping tears from my face. I looked up at him. Should I tell him? Or should I not and make an excuse up. What should I do?

"Tobi…I-I'm pregnant."

XD that's it for now folks until next chapter! DIDDLE DADDEL DOOOOOO! -.-