Wow, what a spiffy turnout! *beams* I feel so loved...not really...but hey. You all wanted the next chapter so soon, so here ya go, being the humanitarian that I am. Now that this has gone public, I think that I should put one of these doo-hickies on it.
Disclaimer: Any of the characters from Ronin Warriors don't belong to me in any way, shape, or form...I just like to play around with them in my own sick little way *big evil grin*.
Fun With Fire: Part Two: Revenge Is So *bleep*ing Sweet.
By:Ozonebaby
"That damned prick...that stupid bastard...I'm gonna so..." Sage seethed as he clenched his fist. He sauntered into the kitchen, and to his surprise (although it shouldn't have been) he eyed Rowen, sitting at the kitchen table, immersed in the sugar bowl. Evil thoughts played in Sage's head as he smiled darkly. The infamous frying pan lay on the counter, just in Sage's line of sight. "Hee hee..." Sage giggled...then caught himself, "Oo...that laugh was just a bit too creepy, Sage." He said to himself. "Lay off the coffee, man...lay off the coffee." Snapping back into reality, Sage grasped the pan and shuffled in Rowen's direction and tapped him on the shoulder. Rowen spun around, multi-colored sugar prints scattered across his face.
"Hiya, Sagie...how's it goin'?" Rowen managed to garble before he noticed the iron monster Sage had hovering above his head.
"HEEEYAAAA!!!!!" Sage brought it down on Rowen's little blue head. Rowen wavered for a second before he hit the ground like a ton of bricks. Sage smiled in satisfaction.
"Hmm...I'm suddenly in a great mood... I think I'll go pick up some chicks!" He grabbed his leather jacket (that made him look like Marlon Brando in The Wild Ones) and wandered out the door.
* * *
Three hours later...
"Ohh..." Rowen groaned in pain. "Where am I," he asked himself. He noticed the plastic floor tiles he was more or less making out with. "Oh yeah...the kitchen." Rowen sat up slowly and scratched his ass absently. His head hurt like a bitch. He rubbed his sore head and looked around the room. The only thing he noticed ( that might be of use to him) was Kento, standing at the fridge, grabbing random food items to shove down his throat.
"Ahh...finally up, I see." Kento chuckled as he took a chug out of the milk container with a guilty look on his face. He knew that if Mia saw what he was doing, she'd dock his dessert for a month, and Kento wouldn't want to lose one of his more pleasurable meals (not that he disliked any other of the 17 meals he had daily).
"Where's Sage?" was all that Rowen said.
"Umm..." Kento tried to think. Then, the light bulb switched on in his head. "Oh, he went to find a few dates."
"Where's everyone else?"
"Well, Mia's gone shopping, Cye went to the park with Yuli, Ryo's in the living room watchin' Red Dwarf..." Rowen's face suddenly set in stone.
"What did you say?" Rowen asked in an angry monotone.
"I said that they are watching Red Dwarf in the living room."
Rowen ground his teeth in fury. "My Red Dwarf? MY RED DWARF?!!!"
Kento looked sheepish. "Uhh... yeah."
Rowen had saved every bit of allowance that he got from Mia for scrubbing the toilet and other household jobbies. And with it, he, gradually, bought the whole series of Red Dwarf, which, needless to say, cost a lot. He got up at 11 a.m to get to the store on time...he only got 13 hours of sleep!!! But it was well worth it. He got the last set. He never let anyone touch them, not even Sage. Now, Ryo, was going to get it. Rowen shook the fuzziness out of his head and dug in his pocket. He pulled out his trusty red lighter.
"It's show time."
Next Part: Fire Boy Gets It
So, if you have any questions, comments, suggestions or what-not, send them to:
rowen_chan@smeg.i-p.com
Disclaimer: Any of the characters from Ronin Warriors don't belong to me in any way, shape, or form...I just like to play around with them in my own sick little way *big evil grin*.
Fun With Fire: Part Two: Revenge Is So *bleep*ing Sweet.
By:Ozonebaby
"That damned prick...that stupid bastard...I'm gonna so..." Sage seethed as he clenched his fist. He sauntered into the kitchen, and to his surprise (although it shouldn't have been) he eyed Rowen, sitting at the kitchen table, immersed in the sugar bowl. Evil thoughts played in Sage's head as he smiled darkly. The infamous frying pan lay on the counter, just in Sage's line of sight. "Hee hee..." Sage giggled...then caught himself, "Oo...that laugh was just a bit too creepy, Sage." He said to himself. "Lay off the coffee, man...lay off the coffee." Snapping back into reality, Sage grasped the pan and shuffled in Rowen's direction and tapped him on the shoulder. Rowen spun around, multi-colored sugar prints scattered across his face.
"Hiya, Sagie...how's it goin'?" Rowen managed to garble before he noticed the iron monster Sage had hovering above his head.
"HEEEYAAAA!!!!!" Sage brought it down on Rowen's little blue head. Rowen wavered for a second before he hit the ground like a ton of bricks. Sage smiled in satisfaction.
"Hmm...I'm suddenly in a great mood... I think I'll go pick up some chicks!" He grabbed his leather jacket (that made him look like Marlon Brando in The Wild Ones) and wandered out the door.
* * *
Three hours later...
"Ohh..." Rowen groaned in pain. "Where am I," he asked himself. He noticed the plastic floor tiles he was more or less making out with. "Oh yeah...the kitchen." Rowen sat up slowly and scratched his ass absently. His head hurt like a bitch. He rubbed his sore head and looked around the room. The only thing he noticed ( that might be of use to him) was Kento, standing at the fridge, grabbing random food items to shove down his throat.
"Ahh...finally up, I see." Kento chuckled as he took a chug out of the milk container with a guilty look on his face. He knew that if Mia saw what he was doing, she'd dock his dessert for a month, and Kento wouldn't want to lose one of his more pleasurable meals (not that he disliked any other of the 17 meals he had daily).
"Where's Sage?" was all that Rowen said.
"Umm..." Kento tried to think. Then, the light bulb switched on in his head. "Oh, he went to find a few dates."
"Where's everyone else?"
"Well, Mia's gone shopping, Cye went to the park with Yuli, Ryo's in the living room watchin' Red Dwarf..." Rowen's face suddenly set in stone.
"What did you say?" Rowen asked in an angry monotone.
"I said that they are watching Red Dwarf in the living room."
Rowen ground his teeth in fury. "My Red Dwarf? MY RED DWARF?!!!"
Kento looked sheepish. "Uhh... yeah."
Rowen had saved every bit of allowance that he got from Mia for scrubbing the toilet and other household jobbies. And with it, he, gradually, bought the whole series of Red Dwarf, which, needless to say, cost a lot. He got up at 11 a.m to get to the store on time...he only got 13 hours of sleep!!! But it was well worth it. He got the last set. He never let anyone touch them, not even Sage. Now, Ryo, was going to get it. Rowen shook the fuzziness out of his head and dug in his pocket. He pulled out his trusty red lighter.
"It's show time."
Next Part: Fire Boy Gets It
So, if you have any questions, comments, suggestions or what-not, send them to:
rowen_chan@smeg.i-p.com