Me: New chapter! Yeah, in your face, bitches!

Viper: Is it just me or am I offended?

Me: Go ahead and sue me or I'll make you lose half of your money.

Viper: Is this my punishment? *goes to emo corner*

Me: Just shut the fuck up.

Viper: Fine… Enjoy the story while I'm here having a little author bashing. *starts writing a fic that bashed authors*

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR!

A Snake, A Monkey and A Mink

Chapter 1

With a slam of a door, 8 people slumped on the ground exhaustedly. Really, what have they been up to?

"Remind me not to pick a fight with the Varia again, will you guys?" Luce asked, after chugging down half of the contents of the water bottle she was holding.

"Still, we didn't know you had it in you!" Collonello exclaimed, after chugging down some sports drink. Seriously, when did they got their hands on the drinks?

"Well, you think I was chosen to be the leader of 7-" Luce corrected herself when she heard light tapping of feet. "I mean 8 strongest people also known the Arcobaleno because of utter boredom?"

"Yep." The other 7 Arcobaleno stated bluntly in unison and in a way Luce would have want to roll her eyes. Actually, she really did roll her eyes.

It was a pity, really. Now let me- Umph! Sorry but the author is currently on hostage by … a person. Back to the story, here's a little flashback to what Skull and the manager, whom is strangely named Mr. Tony M. Watermelon.

Flashback

Skull and the manager, Tony Melon-Watermelon, instantly stopped arguing. It seemed like the undead stuntman did something that made Mr. Watermelon mad. And the reason why was the hell currently going on in front of them.

"Skull, you're here!" Luce shouted as she poked out at the little rumble they caused. "Help- Umph!"

"Ah, Luce meant to come and help us here, lackey!" Reborn continued when Luce got grabbed inside the little rumble and his head poked out. Suddenly, Reborn got in again and Viper replaced him.

"Ah, Skull, get me out of here!" Viper shouted when she stuck both of her hands out for the undead stuntman to grab.

Indeed, Skull grabbed Viper after he settled down the drinks in a safe place. Viper got out of the rumble that was made into a ball of smoke. But Belphegor was grabbing both of her legs making it harder to grab Viper out. Skull was about to punch the fallen prince when a Chinese guy grabbed Bel by the collar and dragged him in.

"T-Thank you, Skull." Viper heaved in and out.

"Hey, Viper, mind if you…" Skull faltered but when Viper noticed the undead stuntman's poi ter finger pointing at the comical rumble they cause, she just sighed.

"Fine…" Viper mumbled. "No charges. Think of it as a favor."

Viper proceeded to yank Verde out by his feet, which were sticking out in a very… weird way. Anyways, Skull got out of his reverie and instantly helped Viper. Once they got Verde out, they pulled Colonello out by his shirt, followed by Luce by her upper torso. Strangely, she was kicking a homosexual guy. Next to Luce was Reborn, pulled out by his feet and, thankfully, they pulled him out before he shot his deadly Leon gun.

Next to Reborn was Lal Mirch, who was pulled out like Reborn. Next to Lal was Fon, and it took all of them to pull him out. This was because he was being dragged in by the whole Varia and, before he was fully out, the Chinese guy punched Bel on the face.

"Guys, if I were you, I would run…" Skull mumbled.

"I agree with you, Skull." Luce agreed then shouted, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

And that is how they ended up tired in their shared room."

End Flashback

Skull shook his head to get out of the memory. It may be harmless to others but… this is the Varia and Arcobaleno were talking about. The 2 out of 3 scariest, strongest group of people in the whole Mafia High. And yes, they are studying in a mafia school. Problem?

Anyways, they currently trying to stay awake but sadly, 6/8 of them fell fast asleep. The only people awake were Fon and Viper.

"So, it seems like your too calm to have a Storm flame." Viper observed.

"Yes, I always get that comment." Fon agreed. "I'm starting to think I should take it as a compliment."

"Oh, you should." Viper said. "There are only one in a million after all."

"Just like love." Fon matched. "Out of the billion people, there are only 1 person who can take your heart. Metaphorically speaking."

"A-Are you implying something?" Viper blushed.

"Huh?" Fon asked then blushed after realizing what he meant, "D-Duibuqi…"

"No, it's okay." Viper forgave.

"You can understand Chinese?" Fon asked.

"Well, it is among the rules in the Varia." Viper shrugged. "I mean there is this rule that to get to Varia, you need to know at least 7 different languages."

"Ah… very amazing." Fon commented.

"So, what school are you going?" Viper asked.

Fon thought of it for a while. Did he seriously forgot his school's name? The Chinese martial artist frowned at his new school's name.

"The name is 'Tri-ni-Set'." Fon shrugged. "Pretty weird actually."

"Seriously, Checker Face didn't even bother changing the name after 50 years?" Viper laughed.

"You go to that school?" Fon asked, bewildered by the information.

"Well, yeah." Viper answered, then gestured to the others. "All of us actually goes. But we don't call it 'Tri-ni-Set'."

"Then what do you call it?" Fon questioned.

"We call it Mafia High." Viper bluntly informed. "To the Mafioso students, that's what we call it."

"Mafioso students?" Fon asked.

"Yep, we call it that since majority of the student body are affiliated with the mafia." Viper informed.

Fon just nodded and they spent the next hour leaning in silence on the door. The Chinese martial artist suddenly felt something heavy on his shoulder and turned to see Viper leaning on his shoulder, asleep. He chuckled on how cute Viper looked and felt himself falling asleep. Few minutes later, he himself fell asleep.

When they slept, Viper and Fon's hands were back to back with each other. They were leaning on each other as they slept. It was a very picturesque thing.

Me: KYAAAAA! GO FON X VIPER!

Reborn: Chill, dude, chill.

Me: Seriously? What would you do if I make Colonello and Lal together here?

Reborn: Oh, it would be some epic blackmail material.

Me: If I don't?

Reborn: SUE YOU, BITCH!

Me: I AM NO ONE'S BITCH, FAT ASS!

~Kyubiko~