Another one-shot! YAY!
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That damn Matt. This is all his fault, Joe grumbled. He had gone to ask out Halo and she turned around and told him she thought he was gay. Gay! Needless to say he stormed off after yelling at the girl in his southern accent.
Why the hell would he be gay? He still found women attractive. But there was something about Matt!
"Ugh! I fucking hate him!" He scream in the saloon. He laid his head down on the counter in front of him. After Halo's comment he wanted to be as far away from that set of siblings and everyone else as possible.
He heard the door to the saloon open, but he didn't care. He stayed silent and from under his arm he could see a pair of black boots.
"Joe, you OK?" It was Matt.
"Ya comed here t'make out?" He snapped.
"No, I came to make you apologize to Halo. She's in her room bawling because you screamed at her. I thought you were going to ask her out? Not crush her heart!" Matt snapped back.
Joe thought back to what he had said to Halo.
After Joe asked Matt about dating his sister he had gone downstairs to ask her out . He walked into the Room of Elimination and sat next to her on the couch. She was pouting about how her hair was still pink after being washed 'a million times'.
Howdy, Miss Halo! He smiled.
She gave him a faint smile and said, "Hey, Joe. What's up?"
"Nothin' much. Just came to asked ya a question."
"OK?"
W'd yo' like t'be mah girlfriend? He asked.
She laughed and joked, "But I thought you were gay? I mean, you did kiss my brother. I'm just-"
He interuppted her, "No, Ah ain't gay! Ah is tired of all you stupid peoples telling me that you thinks I is! If Ah was gay, would I haf asked ya out? Are ya stupid?" He stormed off not noticing the tears starting to fall from her eyes. He didn't hear her whisper, "Joe, I was kidding. I would love to be your girlfriend."
After storming out of the Room of Elimination, he walked to the saloon and sat for a good hour, until Matt showed up.
"Alice and Mia are in their room trying to get her to stop. You need to apologize. I told you earlier that if you hurt her you'd be dead. Now make things right between the two of you or I will make your life a living hell here!" Matt was in Joe's face screaming at him.
Joe grabbed him by the collar and growled, "You ain't ganna tell me what ta do. Ah really like Miss Halo. That's why Ah is going to apologize. Ya, doesn't scare me!"
Then the doors slammed open and startled the two teens, causing the to jump. They jumped into each other by accident and hit the floor with their lips attached again. This time they didn't pull away instantly or choke when they did. They stayed for a few seconds. Matt placed his hand on Joe's chest and Joe did the same to Matt.
"Oh, my, God!" A female voice yelled.
They both snapped up and looked to see Paco and a female intern holding a camera.
"We'll get rid of this tape if you promise to keep that creepy Australian away from me", Paco suggested.
"Deal!" The two said in unison.
Paco pulled the tape out of the camera and smashed it on the ground.
"Paco? Where are you?" Bruno's voice yelled from outside.
Paco and the female intern hid in the closet. Bruno walked into the saloon and saw the two boys sitting on the floor.
"You OK, mates? And have ya seen Paco and a girl with long blond hair?"
"We are fine and no," Matt grumbled. Bruno shrugged and left.
"We nevah speak of dis again?" Joe asked.
"Deal. Now you need to go apologize to Halo."
Joe's Confessional: That actually felt... good. Oh, God! What am I saying! Matt is disgusting and vile and nerdy and cute... NO NOT CUTE! Halo is cute! Not Matt!
Matt's Confessional: I feel weird. Kissing him like that is different than kissing a girl like that... Shit, what am I thinking? I have a woman that I really like. I DO NOT need a man!
They reached the girls' room and knocked on the door. Mia opened it and let Matt and Joe in. Halo wasn't crying anymore, but she was sniffling. Alice and Halo were sitting on Halo's bed. Alice held her in a hug and was patting her back. She noticed Joe and Matt and motioned them over.
Halo's face was a wreck. Her eyeliner and mascara had run down her face and her tears had washed some of her foundation off. They could see a sickly orange color on the left side of her face.
"Hey, Sissy, you doing OK?" Matt gently asked as he placed a hand on her shoulder.
"A little better. I just kinda want to talk to Joe."
"Ah is here ta talk, Miss Halo," Joe said in a calm voice. He placed his hand on her other shoulder. Her cheeks turned pink and she nodded slightly.
"We'll leave you two alone," Alice said grabbing Matt's hand and dragging him out of the room. Mia flashed a smile to her pink haired friend and then left.
"I-" They both started to say.
Halo dipped her head. "You first."
"Ah's sorry for yelling at you, Miss Halo. Ah jus doesn't want ta be called gay . Ah should've useded my brains and knowed it would hurt cha," he said.
"I'm sorry too. I should have said that joke. You and Matt kissed twice by accident," she quietly said. She absentmindedly grabbed a strand of her hair and glared at it.
"Miss Halo, ya is cute when ya glare!" Joe laughed. Halo blushed and mumbled a 'thanks'.
"Miss Halo, dat offer still stands. Do ya wanna be my girlfriend?" He asked.
She grabbed his hand and nodded. Joe placed a soft kiss on her lips.
Joe's Confessional: *Smirking Proudly* There, no more 'gay' Joe. Halo trusts me. Although, I am going to stay away from Matt. I don't want to kiss that fucker for a fourth time.
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