"What the hell!?" Neji screamed, when he read the first pick up line. "These are horrible!" Sasuke looked at him in a disbelieving way.

"Wait," he said. "You didn't read these?" Neji looked at him and shook his head. Sasuke sighed and massaged his temple.

"Okay," he muttered. "Well, then, look them over quickly and tell me which ones are out, and which ones you might consider." He watched as Neji read over the list, wincing when he came across a particularly bad one. The sadistic Uchiha smirked when he saw the gag reflex kicking in.

"I-I think I want to spend the day with Naruto," Neji spluttered when he had finished. Sasuke chuckled.

"Just get it over with," he said, grabbing the paper from Neji. "Here. Say this one to Ino." He pointed to a line on the page and Neji walked over to read it. He winced and turned to stare at Sasuke with an open jaw.

"W-why that one?" he stuttered. Sasuke cringed, embarrassed at Neji's sudden lack of backbone. He sounded like Hinata!

"Because, it's not as sex-related as some of the other ones and it's one of the more commonly used ones," the Uchiha answered impatiently. Neji raised an eyebrow at Sasuke's answer.

"You seem to know a lot about corny pick up lines," he said. Sasuke turned away and said, "Ugh." It wasn't his fault that girls, and sometimes guys, used those lines on him all the time.

"Just say the damn line, Hyuuga!" he said to Neji, who took a step back, eyeing the raven haired nin warily. He nodded. Sasuke shook his head, and smirked.

"You better go find Yamanaka," he said. "I'll follow you." Oh, yeah! Sasuke wouldn't want to miss a minute of this! "But make sure you say the line like you mean it." Neji nodded and a look of panic crossed his face.

"How do I say it like I mean it?" he asked, sounding like a five year old who had just been told to spell "tuberculosis." Sasuke groaned, slapping his hand to his forehead.

"Just say it!" he shouted. Neji went white. He turned and started walking in a random direction and Sasuke followed.

"How can we tell if you've successfully 'picked her up'?" Sasuke asked.

"If she blushes or shows a positive reaction," Neji replied in a hollow voice. Sasuke nodded.

"And, why aren't Lee and Tenten doing this with you?" he inquired.

"Because they're on a mission," Neji replied in the same tone. Sasuke sighed and shook his head. Neji sounds like he's scarred for life.

Sasuke and Neji found Ino in her parent's flower shop, sitting behind a table with a bored expression on her face. When she saw Sasuke enter, she perked up and blushed. Neji turned to Sasuke.

"Okay, she blushed," he said. "Positive reaction. I'm done here." He started to turn but Sasuke glared at him and blocked the exit. Neji grimaced and turned to Ino. He walked up to her, fully aware that Sasuke had remained by the exit to prevent him from leaving, and to keep Ino from being distracted. A lot of good that was doing. The blonde Yamanaka kept looking around Neji to try and glimpse Sasuke. When Neji reached the table, Ino looked up at him and smiled.

"Hey, Neji!" she said cheerfully. "What's up?" Neji sighed. He hated beating around the bush but he really didn't want to do this.

Still. He thought. Might as well get it over with.

He leaned over so that he was at eyelevel with Ino and placed his hands on the table for support. He picked a point over her shoulder to look at and took a deep breath. Luckily, Ino couldn't figure out what he was getting at.

Neji opened his mouth and, without blinking, said, "There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you."

Ino's eyes widened and she froze. Neji waited in front of her, unmoving. He thought he had sounded very convincing.

Apparently, so did Ino. She blushed immediately and her eyes squeezed shut. She stood up and pointed at him.

"I KNEW IT!!" she screamed. Neji backed away from her. When she opened her eyes again, there was a crazy spark in them.

"I KNEW I WAS IRRESISTABLE!!" she cried, dancing around the table once, before turning back to Neji. "I KNEW YOU COULDN'T RESIST ME!! You may have at the Chuunin Exams, but that was just a lot of SELF-CONTROL!! You've been holding in your feelings for me ever since you saw me in the Forest of Death!!" She paused to emit a high-pitched squeal. "It's been nagging at you ever since, and now you just HAD to come and tell me that I'm GORGEOUS!! I KNEW IT!!" She stopped to squeal some more and Neji moved slowly and cautiously away from her until he reached the exit and then he ran out onto the street.

Sasuke was there, doubled over, laughing so hard Neji thought he might see the Uchiha's side split any second. He walked over to the raven haired boy and folded his arms. He cleared his throat. Sasuke looked up and only laughed harder. Neji rolled his eyes.

"Okay, I get it," Neji said, exasperated. Sasuke stood up, but was unable to stem the laughter. Neji waited patiently for the normally indifferent Uchiha to calm down.

When he did, Sasuke wiped his eyes and looked at the Hyuuga.

"Do you know what you sounded like?" he asked, still chuckling. Neji glared at him, as if daring him to answer that question. Sasuke got the picture. He nodded and turned back to the list, small laughs coming out of his mouth occasionally.

"Okay, so, who's next?" he asked. Neji looked at the list. He sighed.

"They're all equally bad," he said. "Tenten's an automatic 'no' because she's smart enough to see it coming. I don't want to say anything like that to Hinata for as long as possible. Temari's probably going to hurt me, so I guess that leaves Sakura." Sasuke nodded and turned the list over to scan the phrases and find one that would work on Sakura. He smirked maliciously at one of them and pointed it out to Neji.

"You're cruel, Uchiha," Neji sighed after reading the line. Sasuke chuckled.

"You try having her for a teammate," he shot. "Just do it and get it over with. Make sure you have sake when you say this one." Neji shook his head. He's having far too much fun with this.

Hahaha!! I suddenly remembered when Ino tried to seduce Neji during the Chuunin Exams and he told her to get lost. It was perfect so I referenced it!!

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