Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters. I do not make money for this.

Warning: Underage drinking and shota, let's just say boku no pico.

"You can't be serious? This was supposed to be our summer you know. Before we went off to college!" Inside I feel like crying. Not only does Sasuke want to take Forehead Girl with us on OUR vacation, but he wants to actually stay with her. My summer has officially been ruined and it hasn't even started yet.

-tR-

"Of course I'm serious. Why wouldn't I be?" Susuke asks as though the answer was obvious.

"Well I don't maybe the fact that you never date anyone for that long, or maybe the fact that you have never taken any relationship with anyone seriously." Naruto said looking like the world was ending before his eyes.

"Does it bother you that she's going? I mean you seemed to like her just fine whenever she's around."

"I know but it's been so long since we actually hung out together. Just you and I, you know? Can't you like reschedule for like the end of our vacation? I mean we'll still have a few weeks before we go off to the university." He said hoping he didn't sound clingy or whiney.

"Naruto is there something you aren't telling me? You seem to be really pushing the matter. Besides I can't just tell her that she can't go anymore when I told her she could go. That's just rude."

" I know but still, when has saying something rude ever stopped you before? And I'm not.. er.. Not telling you anything. All I'm saying is that you could have told me that before." He sighs clasping his hands together in his lap.

"I'm telling you now aren't I? That should be good enough right. If it makes you feel better she isn't going to be there for a ride." He says as he plops himself down on his bed landing with his head near Naruto's lap leaving his legs dangling off of the other side of the bed. "Which means I still get to have some alone time with my little foxie, even if it is only five hours." He laughs and rests a hand on Naruto's leg. He stares at the hand for a few seconds, tempted to wrap his own around it

" I mean I guess. Five hours are better than nothing right?" He said trying to sound convincing, more to himself rather than to Sasuke.

-tR-

Five hours was not better than nothing. Throughout the whole car ride there was very little talking. They would start a normal conversation but then it would end about as soon as it started. It stayed like this the whole way there.

Naruto was stuck brooding with his own thoughts about how that retched pink haired harpy ruined his was to be especially awesome summer with his best friend slash love of his life. Sasuke would occasionally turn up the music. Naruto would get lost in it for a while and then he would turn it off and make another futile attempt at a conversation. Eventually he gave up and just sat there. Finally they reached their destination.

"Are you sure you're okay? I mean you look mad. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner."Said Sasuke as they were climbing out of the car. "I'm fine it's no big deal. I mean I guess it's time you finally get an actual girlfriend right? Can't be going off to college like that. It will make the teachers think you're not mature enough or something." He said as he stretched causing him to yawn at the last bit.

" You ready to go inside? I don't want you falling asleep out here." He said as he pokes him in the ribs. "Yeah. I don't want you to leave me out here. Knowing you, you probably would just leave me out here by my lonesome self." Naruto says with a laugh and returns the poke.

"Should we take our stuff in or just leave it out here?" "We can leave it out here it's not like there's anyone who's going to steal it. We're like the only ones here, that and I'm really tired." Naruto said yawing again. "True, and we can make Sakura get it in the morning." He says with his trademark smirk. "What happened to you not being rude to bubblegum hair? Unless that's why you're staying with her, because you know she would do anything for you if you asked her to?" He said.

Sasuke smirked again, making Naruto raise his eyebrows in return. "Whatever dead last, let's just go inside and get our rooms shall we?" Sasuke said as he turned and started walking into the building, leaving a dumbstruck Naruto behind.

"Hey bastard don't call me a dead last! And wait for me!" He yelled trying to catch up with him. "Dead last!" He yelled over his shoulder as he entered the building. Naruto soon caught up to him and slightly punched him in the arm. "That's for calling me a dead last and leaving me out there!" He exclaimed as they were walking up to the receptionist desk. "Wow this place looks cooler than I remember." He said as he looked around to admire the place.

The resort had beige walls with a cerulean trim and dark blue curtains to cover up the gigantic windows. The carpet was an off white with blue circular rugs to match the curtains. The chairs were coal black leather and the coffee and end tables were made of burnt mahogany with intricate designs carve into the" legs. The chandeliers looked as though they were made of water with whenever it caught the light at just the right angles. The end tables each had a square glass jar of white and yellow tulips.

Naruto's admiration of the interior design of the was cut short however by the perky receptionist. "Hello how may I help you two gentle men?" She asked gazing at Sasuke. "Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto." Sasuke said looking through his wallet for our Id's. He smirked at her making her cheeks turn a rosy pink and bat her overly exaggerated eyes at him. "We're hear to get our room number." Naruto said as he threw an arm over Sasuke's shoulder making her eyes widen. "Right away sirs. Just one minute." She stuttered before she spun around in her chair to get the keys. Naruto and Sasuke smirked at each other before she turned back around acting as if nothing happened.

" Here you go. Number six sixteen. It's the top floor, last door on the right. Please enjoy your stay at Sunagakure beach resort." She said with a forceful smile. "Thank you so much. Come on Sasu I'm tired and I want to go to sleep." Naruto pouted. As they walked to the elevator he looked back to see the girl glaring daggers at the back of Naruto's head. He turned back with a smirk and placed his arm on Naruto's lower back hoping it would intensify her anger. It did, the last thing they saw as the elevator doors closed was her giving the both of them the finger.

-tR-

As they entered the room Naruto began to strip down to his boxers and threw on a bright orange t-shirt with a black spiral on the stomach, that matched the tattoo that he had around his naval. Sasuke proceeded to do the same but instead changed into a pair of black cotton pajama pants. "Haha the room is just as amazing as down stairs!" Naurto exclaimed. "Where are the beds though?" he asked.

They were standing in the living room are of their suite. The suite was set up in parts, there was a bathroom, a living area, and a bedroom. The living room was twice the size of an average one with a window that led out to a deck overlooking the ocean. "Dude look there's a bar in here too!" Naruto said as he ran over to it. The bar looked as though it was made of glass. It was lit up with a green light and above it there were black lights making it look as though it were glowing, which in a way it was. It also had two glass poles in the middle of it and shelves filled with different types of alcohol.

"Want a drink?" Naruto asked with a sly smile on his face. Sasuke shared a similar facial expression. "I don't think that's really appropriate Naruto. Seeing as we're underaged." He said shaking his head. "So what? Who cares she's the one who gave us the room and it just gives us another reason to piss her off!" He said as he puffed his cheeks out.

"You're so bad Naruto. You should have seen the face she made at you when we were walking to the elevator. She looked about ready to rip your head off." He said with a smile as he made his way over to take a seat at the bar. "Pour me a glass Barkeep."

"Oh ho! What happened to this being inappropriate Mr.. We're underaged?" He said before he poured both of them a glass. Sasuke took his and downed it in one drink "I just said it was inappropriate, I didn't say that I wouldn't be drinking." He smirked. " Now pour me another glass. You know what? Just give me the whole damn bottle instead." He said before he took the bottle from him and began taking large drinks from it.

"Whoa easy there tiger." He chuckled. "Nevah. You can't make me. You aren't the boss of me!" Sasuke exclaimed, his cheeks turning a light pink. "Are you trying to get drunk before your woman gets here so you don't have to deal with her or something?" "Maybe. Maybe not. I'll never tell." He said and then began laughing. They continued drinking and laughing hysterically throughout the night at things that weren't even remotely funny to either of them, which in turn made them laugh even more.

"Okay truth or lie Sasuke. Do you still sleep with that stuffed cat named pookie? If you do you have to drink." He said holding out the shot to him seeing as he already knew the answer. "Ugh you're cheating!" He said taking the drink and downing it like a champ. By now both of their faces were very flushed.

"Okay you're turn. Truth or lie. You broke up with your first girlfriend because you realized that you were as gay as a rainbow farting unicorn on fire!" He said as he began laughing so hard that he almost fell out of the chair. "What are you doing?" He asked staring at Naruto as he began pouring himself a drink and drank. "Wait you aren't serious are you?" He asked on the verge of laughing again. "I am." Was all Naruto said before he got up and walked to the bedroom and laid down on the bed.

Stumbling and glass breaking could be heard as Sasuke made his way to the room. He clumsily opened the door and continued trying hard not to trip over his own feet as he made his way to Naruto's bed and plopped himself on top of him.

"Sasuke please get off I'm not in the mood." Naruto groaned trying to push him off. Eventually he gave up and just let him sit there.

Sasuke lowered his face to Naruto's " How come you never told me you were as gay as a fiery, rainbow shitting unicorn?" He asked with all seriousness. Naruto couldn't help himself from laughing at him. "I wouldn't put it that way. But yes I left her because I'm gay." He said putting one of his hands on his forehead. Sasuke sat up still sitting on Naruto and put his hands on his hips. "I'm your best friend! You have to tell me stuff like this! How could you not tell me? I though you trusted me." He said as he puffed out his cheeks and crossed his arms over his chest.

"Sasuke you don't know how ridiculous you look now." Naruto laughed out. "I should have noticed this you know. I've never seen a male with as many piercings as you have in one ear!" Exclaimed Sasuke. It was true though. Naruto had at least five piercings in each ear and not to mention the one on his nose. "That's kinda mean Sasuke." Said Naruto as he poked his friend in the chest.

"I still can't believe you never told me. That's just cruel!" He pouted. "I'm telling you now aren't I?" Naruto repeated the same line Sasuke used on him earlier that day. "Now you're copying me? When will this meanness stop?" Sasuke whined. "I'm not being mean. I'm just giving you a little taste of your own medicine." Naruto retorted.

"So." Sasuke began with a sly smile. " This is why you blush so much when I tease you?" He asked ignoring his earlier statement. He didn't know how close he was to the truth. He lowered his face back down to Naruto's. Their faces were close enough that if he were to move forward even just a little, their lips would be touching. Naruto felt his face heating up much like Sasuke described earlier.

"Sasuke can you please get off? Isn't Sakura supposed to be coming today anyway? How do you think she would react if she walked in on you like this?" He said trying to push him off. His heart was beating as if he just ran a marathon.

" Hn. She's not coming at all. I lied earlier to see how mad I could make you. I broke up with her before I met you at your locker. Besides you didn't have a problem with this when we were younger." He smirked.

About ten years ago, when Sasuke was eight and Naruto had just turned eight, they began experimenting with each other. They had just discovered what kissing was and they got curious and decided to try it out on each other.

-tR-

It was October, thirty first and Naruto had just finished celebrating his eight birthday and his father gave he and Sasuke the okay about having him over for the night. They both took their showers and were now laying down for bed when Sasuke started talking. "Hey Naru are you awake?" He asked peeking over Naruto's side to see if his eyes were open.

"Yeah, but daddy said that we were supposed to be sleeping. I don't wanna get in trouble." He said not sounding the least bit sleepy. "You won't if you stay quite." Said Sasuke. "Okay. What is it?" Asked Naruto as he sat up.

"You know those movies that your grandpa always watches? Well I found one lying around and I grabbed it." He whispered. By found he means he took it without permission.

Naruto gasped. "Ooh Sasuke you're gonna get in trouble. Grandma Tsunade says those are dirty movies and she always yells at Grandpa Jiraya for having them. If he get's in trouble for them then we're gonna be in really deep trouble!" He exclaimed.

"Shh! He'll hear you." He said harshly. "Sorry." Naruto whispered. "But-" He was cut off by Sasuke putting his finger over his mouth. "You can't tell me you never wanted to know what was on this." He said holding it in front of Naruto's face. "I guess. But still." He tried to argue. "You said you wanted to now we have to watch it. I won't tell if you won't." He said waving the tape before he put it in the player and turned the volume down very low. "Pinky promise?" Naruto asked. "I pinky swear." Said Sasuke locking pinkies with pressed play and they began watching.

Halfway through the tape both of their faces were a scarlet red. "What are they doing? Why is she putting his onchinchin in her mouth?" Naruto asked, his eight year old brain clearly not understanding. "I don't know but he looks like he likes it." Said Sasuke. "I don't want to watch this anymore. I'm turning it off." Naruto said while crawling over to the player and taking it out. Naruto made a loud squeak as he felt something wrap around his waist.

"Naru I wanna try doing that stuff. They looked like they were having fun. Will you try it with me? Please say you will." Sasuke pleaded into his back.

Naruto turned around and bit his lip. He stared at Sasuke's pleading face. "Please Naru."He begged. "I- I guess." Naruto gave in. He always had a hard time saying no to Sasuke. "Yay! Ok now lay down over there." He said pulling him down and pointing to his sleeping bag on the floor.

"Uhm. I don't know how to start Naru." He admitted looking down. Naruto sat up and pecked Sasuke on the lips and smiled. "I guess we can start here Sasu." Said Naruto with a blush on his face.

"Okay." He breathed. He gently pushed Naruto back the sleeping bag and crawled on top of him. They stared at each other before he leaned down and kissed him. It was clumsy and sloppy at first seeing as they've never done anything like this before. They kept at it for a while until the need for air became too much. They pulled apart and Sasuke began rubbing Naruto's side, causing him to gasp.

"Sasuke that tickles." He laughed. "Sorry." He said. "I wanna try a different kind of kiss Naru. With our tongues." He blushed. "Okay." Naurto replied. Sasuke was a bit taken back by this, he was expecting him to say 'Eww Sasuke that's gross!' or something similar. They're lips touched and they both opened their mouths and began a very messy and awkward tongue battle.

They pulled apart with a trail of saliva connecting them. "Sasuke I feel weird. Down here." He said pointing to his groin. "I do too." Said Sasuke blushing. "I think it's supposed to do that." He said reaching out to poke Naruto's.

The touch made him shudder and a small moan escaped his lips. "Did that feel good? I didn't hurt you did I?" Sasuke asked worried he may have some way injured his friend.

"No it just felt odd, but it didn't feel bad. Are we going to do what that girl did to that boy's onchinchin?" He asked. "Yeah. Do you want to?" Sasuke asked. "Mhm." Naruto nodded. "Okay stand up then please." He said. Naruto complied.

He stood up and Sasuke pulled down his pajama bottoms and tentatively licked the tip of his small erection. Naruto gasped again, but this time he continued going. He licked it again before pulling it into his mouth and began bobbing his head up in down. "Sasu..." Naruto breathed, his knees shaking. Sasuke reached up a hand and began playing with his balls. He kept up these actions eliciting more moans from the blonde. The raven used his free hand to stroke himself in time with his sucking, pulling he and Naruto closer to their releases. "Ah...Sasu...I..feel...wierd. I need to pee. Stop please." He whined. But the raven kept at his actions and it wasn't long before they were both swallowed as much of the blondes essence as he could and the rest dripped down his chin and Naruto's now flaccid member.

Naruto, unable to hold his own weight any longer fell to his knees and rested his head on the raven's shoulder. He leaned back and wiped the remaining seed off of Sasuke's face with the discarded pajamas. "I'm glad I made you feel good Naru." He said before nuzzling the crook of his neck. Naruto smiled and changed into a clean pair of pajama bottoms since his were soiled. After they cleaned up they went to lay down on Naruto's bed together and began to drift off. " Maybe next time I can make you feel good Sasu." He mumbled before falling asleep.

-tR-

"Sasuke that was like ten years ago it's different now. You're my friend we aren't supposed to be doing this." He pleaded. "Fine." He sighed. "I'm sorry. I just wanted to tease you." He said as he got up and walked over to his own bed and relaxed into it . "Good night Naru." He said as he pulled the covers over himself. "Night Sasu." Said Naruto as he did the same. 'Maybe tomorrow will be better.' He thought to himself.

AN: Hey there this one is much longer thank the gods! Sorry about the crappy ending hopefully my next will be better ya? Review because you know I love em'