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Chapter Two: Who Are You?
*They are driving to the campgrounds*
BPOV (Bella)
"Daaadd! I gotta pee!" I whined. "Bella! This is your third stop in just one hour!" Charlie said with a no-you-don't-get-to-pee voice. Ugh! Stupid Barbie! She gave me a HUGE cup of coffee right before the two-hour car ride. "Stupid she-witch!" I mumbled. "Bella, can you hold it for about another hour?" Barbie smirked.
Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear…
"Actually, I think I can hold it," I said. "Fay! I think I saw a bug in your coffee! Let me see it." I demanded. "Sure sweety." She said while handing it to me. Perfect, now she'll get a "taste" of her own medicine. I laughed quietly at my little joke.
I covered myself in the blanket next to me and let the waterfall flow. Ughhhh! That was a relief! Hehe, now to give Barbie her "coffee" back! "Here you go Fay! I just wanted a little sip." I said handing her the "coffee."
"Thanks hon." She said taking a sip. I had to control myself from bursting out laughing. As the swallowed, her face was priceless! Disgusted, anger, and shock. "PFFFFFFFTT!" She spit it out and I burst out laughing! "What-DID-YOU-DO!" She yelled. "Nothing, oh sweet step-mother of mine." I giggled. Charlie just looked like he was in pure shock.
BPOV (Barbie)
That little skunk-bag! She…* gulps* pissed in my coffee! *washes mouth out* Good thing I hired Edward…
EPOV (Edward)
I really do feel bad for "Bella," I mean, she's barely lived her life! She'll never have kids, a husband, or… Snap out of it Edward! You're not a softie! You're a VAMPIRE for Gods sake! Act like one! It's just a HUMAN. It's not like she's my soul mate! Hah! Like that will ever happen! Hmm… so that lady said it had to be slow and painful. Maybe I can bite her and just watch as the venom burns her, than throw her in a fire! Nah, I did that last week. Maybe I can just "flirt" with her and then break her. Nah, that's a little weird. (A.N. LoL) Think Edward, think! Aaaah! This is hard! Normally I can do all this in a snap! Why is this hard? What is so special about Bella Swan?
"Edward, she is special. You mustn't kill her, she is a very large part of your life." Said a voice. I turned around to see…
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