It's Friday again. You know what that means?

"GOOOO AAWWNNLIINNEE" said Pinkie Pie to Fluttershy over the pony-phone. It was Friday again and as usual, the ponies go online to play some PlayStable 3. As a new custom, everypony in Ponyville goes online on Friday to frag some noobs and score some kills.

"Um...okay...just give me a second..."

[Fluttershy-Kill-U is online]

"Call of Cutie with the gals?" Said Pinkie Pie.

"Sure..." Said Fluttershy.

[Now entering Chat Room: OFWGKTA]

[4 other friends online]

Rarinator: Dahling!

TwiSpa: Hey girls

Ra1nB0w360: Sup. FFA?

Fluttershy-Kill-U: ok

P1nk13-p13: Let's play an actual game after we practice. Mama wants some headshots!

[Map: The Library]

[3]

[2]

[1]

[Let's Deux This!]

[Rarinator kills self!]

[Spike_The_Best connected]

Spike_The_Best: Hey yoo gaiz!

[Ra1nB0w360 killed Spike_The_Best with a headshot!]

Ra1nB0w360: begone

Spike_The_Best: :(

[Spike_The_Best disconnected]

TwiSpa: That was awfully nice of you :/

Ra1nB0w360: what? We're busy

[Fluttershy-Kill-U stabbed TwiSpa right in the ovaries!]

[Fluttershy-Kill-U cleaned P1nk13-p13's clock!]

TwiSpa: *sigh*

Since the ponies wanted to be left alone, Spike wasn't sure who to play with. He checked another server.

[3 people online]

Spike saw that Applebloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle were online, so he decided to message them.

Spike_The_Best: Hey girls

ScootFromHell: Hey spike

AppBloo: Hi spike :D

Spike_The_Best: wanna play some Call of Cutie?

ScootFromHell: sure, but sweetie belle is afk.

Spike_The_Best: Ooo...alright I'll make a game room.

AppBloo: Can we join a public game?

Spike_The_Best: OK.

[Joining Chat Room: MiNeCwAfT]

[Joining public game...]

[Public game found]

[12 players-TD-MANE ST.]

AppBloo: 12 players? Are we all on the same team?

Spike_The_Best: Yeah. So, I didn't know you guys had PlayStable 3.

ScootFromHell: Yeah, we figured playing videogames might get us cutie marks!

Spike_The_Best: Of course you did :P

[30 SEC]

Spike_The_Best: Do you guys know how to play?

ScootFromHell: A little.

Scootaloo was Rank 6

And AppleBloom was Rank 5

[15 SEC]

Spike_The_Best: Just stay close and kill anyone you see. They'll be red.

AppBloo: OK!

ScootFromHell: Alright.

[Starting Game]

[3]

[2]

[1]

[Let's Deux This!]

[ScootFromHell killed WonderSoarin with a headshot!]

[AppBloo killed LyraPrincess with a stab to the nutsack!]

AppBloo: What's a nutsack?

Spike_The_Best: Uh...

[Spike_The_Best killed TheDoctor with a headshot]

[Shutterbug killed AppBloo with C4!]

Spike_The_Best: Hey, where's Sweetie Belle?

AppBloo: Scoot says she's "afk", whatever that is.

Spike_The_Best: Ohh...it means she's busy.

Spike_The_Best: But what's Sweetie Belle DOING?

ScootFromHell: Beats me.

"Hey sis," said Sweetie Belle now at Rarity's house, "Can I borrow money for FillyFighters 4?"

"Huh? Yeah yeah dahling just go away. Shoo." Said Rarity to her sister, her eyes glued to the screen.

"Pinkie Pie!" Said Rarity over the microphone, "Stop hogging the gattling gun! WHAT? HACKS!"

Sweetie Belle rolled her eyes "Where's your purse?"

Rarity gave her a "begone" hand motion twirl. "I dunno, check Sweet Apple Acres."

Sweetie Belle took a few steps to leave but paused, puzzled, and turned back around. "Wait, what? What's it doing over there?"

Rarity froze up and paused "Um...you know what? I think I have money in a drawer somewhere. Stay put."

Rarity walked over to a nearby cabinet and gave Sweetie Belle 60 bits.

"There. NOW please go play with your little friends."

"Thanks sis!" Said Sweetie Belle, and left.

Rarity exhaled from relief. "That was a close one."

[Game Over]

[Winner: Mayorx2]

ScootFromHell: That's the third match we lost! This game cheats :(

AppBloo: I guess gaming isn't our specialty.

Spike_The_Best: Sorry. :P

AppBloo: Let's go play something else Scoot.

ScootFromHell: Fine.

AppBloo: Well spike, we're gonna play some FillyFighters 3. Seeya later.

Spike_The_Best: K, bye!

[ScootFromHell left]

AppBloo: Oh and spike?

Spike_The_Best: Huh?

AppBloo: Thanks for tryna help us :)

Spike_The_Best: No prob :)

[AppBloo left]

Spike checked who else was online and was surprised to see Princess Celestia was playing Mare Murderers.

Angel the Bunny was playing Carrot Catch.

And Derpy Hooves was playing MailmareDelivery.

"Huh." Thought Spike.

[Rarinator played chicken with the ground!]

[TwiSpa killed AppJak with C4]

[P1nk13-p13 turned Ra1nB0w360 into fresh cupcakes!]

TwiSpa: Somepony tell me what time it is.

Fluttershy-Kill-U: 3:41 PM.

TwiSpa: I'm starving D:

AppJak: Same here.

Fluttershy-Kill-U: I am feeling a bit famished.

TwiSpa: Let's meetup and go get something to eat.

And with that, they all turned off their PlayStables and left.

The ponies sat at a table near a new outdoor area, "The Blue Hay-Hay", and pondered their next move. This quant little fast food place is outdoors and you can leave upon eating.

"Now what?" Said Twilight, eating a sandwich.

"We can play tag!" Said Pinkie Pie.

"No...that's boring." Said Rainbow Dash.

"Hide and Seek"

"Nah..."

Pinkie Pie thought for a long time.

"Hide and Seek Tag?"

Rainbow Dash gave Pinkie an incredulous look.

"What is that?" Said Rarity, pointing at Twilight.

"What?" Said Twilight, mouth full of sandwich. "It's hay and wheat with mayo."

"Not that, THAT."

Rarity pointed to a videogame store behind Twilight.

"Oooh!" Said Pinkie, "Shiny!"

They galloped over after eating and checked out the store. There were many games on sale for a modest price.

"Brainsplatters 3?" Said Twilight.

"Grand Theft Carriage?" Said Rainbow Dash.

"My Little Pony: The Game?" said Pinkie Pie

Applejack found a videogame that was similar to the one they would play. "I got us a game." she said.

Twilight looked at the cover. "Pony Massacre?"

"Looks awesome!" said Rainbow Dash.

Pinkie Pie jumped and took 6 copies of the game to the counter.

Twilight took her copy of the game home and started playing. She entered an online private lobby with the other ponies.

Ra1nB0w360: Anypony know how to play this?

TwiSpa: No clue. I haven't even played Story Mode yet.

AppJak: Neither have I

P1nk13-p13: Me neither!

TwiSpa: We'll learn how to play faster if we play with each other.

[Starting Game: Slaughterhouse/Glue Factory]

The ponies couldn't sleep that night. Twilight Sparkle had to host a late-night slumber party because Rarity and Rainbow Dash kept having nightmares about that game. Pinkie Pie wanted to come to the slumber party because everypony else was going, and she wasn't scared. And when Fluttershy entered Twilight's door, she just kept muttering "So much meat..."

"Maybe we should have stuck to Call of Cutie." said Twilght Sparkle.

GAME OVER. WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE?

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