What really happened

Narrator: There was once a girl called Cinderella who lived in house with her two step sisters and stepmother.

Story starts

Stepmother(Hidan): Oi, Cinderella get your fucking ass out here.

Cinderella(Konan): What do you want?

Stepmother: Make us some goddamn dresses before I sacrifice you to Jashin.

Cinderella: What do you need dresses for, you're a guy aren't you?

Stepsister 1(Deidara): We need dresses for a ball, un.

Stepsister 2(Sasori): And we have to try and get Leader-sama to choose us as his bride.

Stepmother: One of these damn bitches are gonna get chosen so you better fucking make us some goddamn nice motherfucking dresses.

Cinderella: Can I go too. I have to report to Leader-sama about my mission.

Stepmother: No you can not fucking go and you can report your motherfucking mission some other fucking time.

Narrator: Cinderella made the dresses while drowning in despair. You see she really wanted to go to the ball.

Time Skip

Stepmother: Ha ha, you damn pussies look ugly!

Stepsisters: Shut the hell up before I use Hiruko, C4 on you, un! (They say the same thing at the same time, except Sasori said Hiruko and Deidara said C4 and un.)

Meanwhile at the house

Cinderella: Damn it, Nagato is gonna go bonkers if I don't turn in my mission on time.

Narrator: Suddenly, a green mist surrounds Cinderella and a person appears.

Cinderella: Let me guess, you're my fairy Godmother.

Fairy Godmother(Kakuzu): You are correct. I have come to grant you a wish, any wish that you would like ... is what people want me to say. You see, that isn't how it works. One wish costs 1,000,000 ryo. After you tell me your wish I will rent it from a store and give it to you. Then I will give you a specified time to give it back. If you don't return it by the specified time then you will have to give 50% interest. So what do you want?

Cinderella: Well, there goes the money I earned from my mission. Okay, I want to go a ball.

Fairy Godmother: Give me your money and here's your stuff. Remember you have to pay 50% interest if the stuff is overdue.

Narrator: In a shimmer of light Cinderella transforms from a servant to a princess.

Cinderella: Thank you so much for taking my money. (Sarcasm)

Narrator: And with that she was off to the ball.

Meanwhile at the ball(When Cinderella was still talking to the fairy Godmother.)

Group of random girls: Prince, prince dance with me! No with me! No me! Me! Me!

Prince(Pein/Pain): Advisor, should I use Shinra Tensai(one of Pein's jutsus) or the Six Paths?

Advisor(Itachi): Hn. Both of those techniques will destroy all of us. Shall I use the Mangekyo instead?

Prince: No, I might as well tell Kisame to flood them out of here and Zetsu you can eat the rest.

Bodyguards(Kisame and Zetsu): Water Release: Great Exploding Water Colliding Wave!

Ha ha ha ha, I just love moving prey.

Naruto: Stop! Stop! This is just a play, please don't kill anyone! And follow the damn script, dattebayo!

Kisame: Heh heh, sorry we went a little overboard.

Zetsu: Does that mean I can't eat anyone?

Naruto: No you cannot eat anyone, everyone back to to the play! Sorry for the minor interruptions.

Time Skip: Cinderella arrives

Cinderella: Oh boy, I hope Nagato isn't mad because I'm really, really late.

Narrator: Cinderella walks in and the prince immediately falls in love at first sight. They dance for hours on end and it is almost midnight.

Prince: You must leave for this mission at once.

Cinderella: Yes, Leader-sama. Oh, and by the way here's my shoe.

Prince: …..Why did you give me your shoe?

Cinderella: I have to give it to you in case you need to contact me. Oh, and "fairy Godmother" will send you the bill because it's gonna be past midnight soon.

Prince: Bill for what?

Fairy Godmother: Aha! It is past midnight and you still haven't returned the shoe. Give me my 50% interest!

Prince: Konan!("It's Cinderella." someone whispers.) Oh, I mean, Cinderella!

Meanwhile, in the middle of the woods, past midnight.

Stepmother: Damn it! Where the hell are we!

Stepsister 1: Want me to fly on my bird and see where we are, un?

Stepsister 2: In case you forgot you don't have any clay with you, brat.

Narrator: It turns out that Cinderella made another wish. She wished that her stepmother and stepsisters would not ever get to the ball and that they would forget everything in the morning.

The next day.

Knock. Knock. Knock.

Stepmother: Who the fuck is it? Damn, I can't even sleep and I feel like I forget something fucking important, tch.

Knock. Knock. Knock.

Stepmother: Okay, I'm coming so shut the fuck up!

Narrator: The door opened and in came the Prince, his advisor, and his bodyguards.

Advisor: We have come here today in search of the fair maiden that fits this shoe and we believe it is one of your daughters.

Stepmother: So. What the fuck do you want me to do?

Advisor: We would appreciate it if you bring them to us before I use the Mangekyo.

Stepmother: Fuck. Yo, motherfuckers wake up and get your big asses down here!

Stepsister 1: What, un?

Stepsister 2: Brats.

Advisor: If you would please try on this shoe.

Narrator: The two stepsisters tried on the shoe, but it didn't fit them.

Advisor: Are there any more maidens that reside in this house?

Stepmother: Are you talking about the bitch that is our slave.

Advisor: ...Yes.

Stepmother: Oi! Bitch get down here and put on the shoe!

Narrator: Cinderella comes down and puts on the shoe. It fit perfectly. In the end, Cinderella and the Prince married and the fairy Godmother got his money.

The End