This is just an alternate ending I made to Itachi's Birthday. It's really short.
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Itachi's Birthday-Alternate Ending
Outside Konoha
"Damn Akatsuki, forgot to untie me," Sasuke mumbled, struggling against the ropes, "It's been like four days, someone had to be looking for me."
"I wonder where Sasuke is…he's been gone for days…" Sasuke turned his head as far as possible to see Naruto exiting the gates of Konoha.
"Naruto! Over here," he called, catching the blonde's attention.
"Sasuke-teme! What are you doing tied to a tree?" Naruto asked confused.
"The Akatsuki kidnapped me to ask me what to get for my brother's birthday and forgot to untie me afterwards," Sasuke explained.
"It's Itachi's birthday? Why didn't you tell me? I didn't get him anything," Naruto joked.
"Shut up and untie me," Sasuke said, annoyed.
Naruto chuckled, "You know what Sasuke? I think you can stay there for a few more hours," Naruto said slyly, while slowly pulling down Sasuke's khaki shorts.
"What are you doing?!" Sasuke asked in panic.
"I think you know," Naruto said with a smirk, "Who's seme now, bitch?"
And I thought of it all by myself! I'm so proud, I found it quite comedic. Please review.