Chapter 1

i still dont own halo or any of the characters

Hey guys. i apoligize for taking so long to update i've had stuff that i had to deal with and my beta's computer keeps breaking. however I have another chapter done i just don't know if the spelling is right. nut hey nobodys perfect.

Arbiter led the shipmaster through the winding underbelly of the Cairo searching out the spartan John in hopes that he might be able to inform the shipmaster and himself about Kelly's whereabouts.

They checked everywhere, the firing room where they were promptley chased from, the command deck where they were also chased from, the engine room, the mess hall, they checked everywhere they could think of. Finally they asked a passing marine where the Spartan named John was.

"I'm pretty sure he's in his bunk asleep, after all it is midnight. Replied the useless cannon fodder who shall be known as Bob (He may make a return appearance) " wait why are you two up you should be asleep."

"We are trying to solve a bet." Replied Shipmaster

The Shipmaster and the Arbiter then went to the Master Cheif's room and knocked on the door

"Huh oh it's you two morons what the hell are you doing up at MIDNIGHT and what the hell do you want" Jhon replied angrily ( Don't EVER wake someone up at midnight most people will try to kill you...painfully).

" We are trying to solve a bet." Replied Shipmaster

" He bet me i couldn't ask the Spartan Kelly out on a date without getting beaten up and that i would be shot down." Stated Arbiter

"I'll take that bet." said John

" Ha see even the demon believes you shall fail" the Shipmaster laughed.

" Hey wait I never said what I was betting on" Master Cheif replied " And stop calling me a Demon damnit!"

"Fine De... John what is your bet?" Arbiter asked.

"Well Armbiter my bet is that you will get your ass handed to you but that you will score." Master Cheif replied.

"Cheif thats not really fair they don't know about your insane amount of luck... or the dare you have with Kelly to sleep with the Arbiter after beating him up" Cortana stated.

"Shut Up. You call it cheating, I call it having a tactical advantage." Cheif replied.

"You know sometimes I wonder why i even bother arguing with you." Cortana said

"So do I" Cheif replied sarcasticaly

Meanwhile with Arbiter and the Shipmaster

" Hey Arbiter what is wrong with the demon" Shipmaster asked

"If I remember correctly he has an AI in his armor, he is probably talking to her." Arbiter replied

"AI whats that stand for again I forgot" Shipmaster asked as he ate a jellybean that he pulled from out of nowhere (!Hammerspace!)

"It means Artificial Intelligence you retard and even the dumb ones are smarter than you... AND WHERE THE HELL DO YOU KEEP GETTING JELLYBEANS FROM!" Arbiter Screamed

" I don't know they just keep appearing in my hand" Shipmaster replied

It was at this point that John(Master Chief) rejoined the conversation.

"You know his jellybeans from nowhere kinda remind me of the fact that Miranda seems to pull guns from out of nowhere... though a few marines think they know where she keeps the shotgun, pervs the lot of them." John stated

"You may be on to something but we will look into that later, maybe we should look for the angry smoking one!" Shipmaster stated

" you mean Seargeant Johnson, he's probably in the armory or down at the shooting range playing with his shotgun" Jhon stated, he then hears snickering from the Arbiter and Shipmaster."THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU SICKO'S!" Jhon screamed

"We know we just think it's fun to mess with you" Arbiter stated "Oh do you know where Kelly is"

"No but maybe we'll find her while we look for Johnson." Master Cheif replied

" Alright lets GO!" Shipmaster said running down a dead end hallway into a bulkhead (WALL!)

"God he's an idiot" Arbiter and Master Cheif sighed

"Jinx,Double Jinx, Triple Jinx, Damnit!" Master Cheif and Arbiter Screamed

"Jinx" Said Master Cheif

"Damn You" Arbiter groweled.

...TO BE CONTINUED...

Hey to anyone reading this it's only my second fic so if your gunna flame in simple terms you can BITE ME and don't bother reviewing, But if your actually going to tell me HOW i can do better or fix it then please post, as long as your not an Arse about how you word it I will more than likely take your advice into account.

Thank you and Jae Ne,

Lycan91