England: Bloody hell.. why would you drag me all this way to drink one of America's sugar carbonated beverage…? *dragged by me* -.-

Eugene: Well, duh! You're gonna be in my chapter so deal with it. Besides, it's not that bad.. IT'S ENGLAND'S TURN! Yes, after the first video, Coca-Cola had a sequel of "Coca Cola Happiness Machine" in which it was there again.. But this time in London, England's capital city. The video was "Coca Cola Happiness Machine London", FYI. Wonder how's he gonna handle the awesomeness of the Happiness Machine.. :3

England: What?

Eugene: Nothing~! ONWARD WITH ONESHOT #2! SENDING HAPPINESS TO ENGLAND!

We put a special Coke machine in the middle of a London university…

"Alright class, it is now lunchtime. Class dismissed." England announced as students began to leave the classroom. Yes, even though he's a country, he promised a couple of his universities a quick check-in plus he had to substitute for one of them as a teacher (proof: students have started calling him "Mr. Kirkland"). The university students were quite all right, really.. but something seemed missing.

Somewhere in the middle of the cafeteria farther away, the janitor was filling up the usual Coca-Cola cans. The vending machine itself looked normal but somehow, something's different…

…to share a little happiness with the students.

Lunchtime started and 2 girls, both brunettes with ponytails, walked over to the vending machine, known as the Happiness Machine, and slid the coins into the slot. 2 cans fell out from the bottom after they both pressed the Coca-Cola button. As they turned to leave, however, another can fell out. And another. And another. One of the girls laughed nervously at this sight before picking the can up. A couple minutes later, a young man began to pick up his from the Happiness Machine when all of a sudden, a hand came out holding the Coca-Cola can for him! The others from behind laughed at this as the guy ticked the mysterious fingers.

England soon heard the laughter and decided to investigate, despite Flying Mint Bunny's pleading of "There's nothing here, look at me!". He followed the laughter to the cafeteria and watched curiously at this sight.

"Pray tell, I wonder whatever is going on here?" He said to himself.

His emerald-green eyes watched in amazement as one fair woman received popcorn as well as a can of Coca-Cola. Another received a small container consisting of strawberries and whipped cream. Then the mysterious pair of hands inside the Happiness Machine took pictures of a loving couple with a disposable flash camera, revealing a simple yet romantic image of them. The couple laughed and the others laughed, too, enjoying the surprises they received. A couple of friends actually got Twister from the Happiness Machine and a few whooped, as the game was enjoyable. Well.. for anyone who played America's game, really. Some of the students began to play the game as the hands began to spin the spinner.

"Mr. Kirkland, come play Twister with us!" One student called out to England.

Normally, he would've refused since America forced him to play this "childish game" many times but seeing the anticipation on the students's faces, he decided to at least try. He went over to the mat and began to play for a bit, twisted up in knots. The others laughed at the funny positions they were all in.

As more people crowded around the Happiness Machine and one of the student slid a few coins in and pressed the button, a sound came out similar to America's lottery slots back in Las Vegas. It turned out that the machine itself dispensed a lot of Coca-Cola in the bottom! Many of them reached for one can, taking off the tap and having a sip. Everyone cheered as they handed the remaining cans to their friends.

Then the sound came again (in England's case, why the same sound?) and everyone's eyes grew wide as they backed in surprise. One of the students got, get this, a long tray of red velvet cupcakes! And in vanilla buttercream icing! Every student in the cafeteria began to indulge in the cupcakes quickly.

England shyly took one of the cupcakes and began to eat. In surprise, they actually tasted good. Then he began to wonder, what would happen if he, the mighty British Empire, try to buy a Coca-Cola from the Happiness Machine? Normally, he would never drink that "vile carbonated sugary poison of America's" but maybe just for once, he'll at least have a sip of it for his sake…

"Mr. Kirkland, you haven't tried that vending machine yet!" One of the girls next to him requested in her light British accent.

A sigh. "Alright, I shall." England walked over to the Happiness Machine and inserted a pound coin in (as in England's country, the pound is the currency) the slot. He pressed the Coca-Cola button and waited for something to happen.

A few minutes later…

Another sigh by England. "Bullocks! You students must be-" Then all of a sudden, that same lottery machine sound came and the same pair of mysterious hands appeared with..

"Mr. Kirkland! Look! You got a tea set! With.. Coca-Cola?" The students then realized in complete surprise.

Sure enough, there was a china tea set with a teapot filled with English Grey tea mixed with Coca-Cola, an odd combination, and a scone with a small United Kingdom flag (also known as England's flag) planted in the soft, buttery surface.

"Bloody hell, this thing actually brought me tea!" England took the teacup and sipped, tasting the Coca-Cola blended with the English Grey.

"Curiouser and curiouser, it has a bit of that drink of it… but it wasn't that bad." He realized, taking another sip. Taking the tea set, he settled it on one of the cafeteria tables and settled down with his lunch, listening to the students enjoying themselves and making merry.

Before classes started again, England saw the students giving the Happiness Machine hugs and kisses. By the time everyone else was gone for a moment, England took this moment to sneak a quick hug, like the way he would do to America when he was younger. And speaking of America, maybe Coca-Cola isn't that bad after all.

And even a proper British gentleman like England is sharing it, too.

Where will happiness strike next?

Eugene: Ok, I would've done India since he's kind of part of Hetalia now, plus there's a lot of videos about that Happiness Machine in that country.. but he's not official yet so I can't put him in. I'll give you a hint though for next country: that one is kind of a Prussia hater. Enough said.