Me: YAY! Chapter 2 is done! Thanks to everyone who reviewed! Sorry it took me so long to update but my computer sucks.
Sesshomaru: I wish it would break more often.
Me: and why is that?
Sesshomaru: You cant torture me if your computer is broken.
Me: well im getting a new laptop that will NOT break so it sucks for you. Anyway on with the list!!
disclaimer: I dont own inuyasha... yet.
YAY! Who knew comitting suicide was so much fun?
Repeatedly sing "ring around the fluffy my lord of puppies puppy puppy puppy we all fall down!"
Cling to his leg and call him mommy
Continuosly question his gender
When he sits down at the table to eat scream "NO! BAD FLUFFY! DOWN!"
Paint a cresent moon on your forehead and go around yelling" I AM THE GREAT LORD SESSHOMARU, GIVE ME ALL YOUR HAIR PRODUCTS!"
Find the arm inuyasha cut of and slap him with it while saying stop hittin yourself over and over
Mercelisly mock him about how his stupid half-breed brother managed to hack his arm off
Roll him in catnip then when hes being shredded by thousands of cats sit on the side lines laughing
Ask him why he has elf ears but inuyasha has insanely adorable doggy ears
Every time he says something say "i dont get it" in a dumb blond voice
Randomly stab him in the shoulder with a rusty katana
Paint his nails neon pink
Put his hair into dread locks
Black mail him into wearing kagome's school uniform
Ask him repeatedlt if he loves kagura
Pay kagura to tell him shes pregnant with sesshy jr.
In the middle of a fight scream " I love you sesshy- boo!"
while hes bathing switch his cloths with a pink tutu and ballet slippers
while hes fighting naraku yell " HEY SESSHOMARU IM PREGNANT AND YOUR THE DAD" then when he faints tell him you were just kidding
Spray paint IM REALLY A GIRL on his armor
Me: this is fun!
Sesshomaru: for you maybe! AND IM NOT A GIRL!!
Me: so your just gay?
Sesshomaru: NO!
Me: crossdresser?
Sesshomaru: NO!
Me: then what are you? ...Hello? Sesshomaru? HOW COULD U JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT?
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