I do not own One Piece. Eiichiro Oda does.
Okay, the first bout of questions comes from Takono.
luffy, (gives you pizza) BEHOLD! THE (literally) CHEESY GLORY OF PIZZA!
Luffy: Hey, arigato! starts chomping pizza
zoro: someone in MY ask one piece column ripped out your earrings... after seeing your reaction, does your ear hurt less or more than it looked?
Zoro: What do YOU think?
nami: do you love luffy?
do you love zoro?
do you love usopp?
do you love sanji? (say yes and i'll kill you!)
Nami: Well, you won't have to worry about killing me, because the answer is NO.
usopp: can i hear your best story? and ZORO CALLED YOU CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!
Usopp: Alright, story, story...Ah! I got one! Here goes. I--
MugiwaraG: Actually, it would take too long. Trust me on this one.
Usopp: OI! ...Anyway, I doubt Zoro would even SAY anything like that. I should know, I stay on the same boat as that muscle-head.
Zoro: NANI!?
Usopp: Uh-oh! runs for his long-nosed life
Sanji: if i kissed you. other than yelling mellorine/kissing back/hugging back/act lovey dovey/blush/dance/sing about purple burritos/act perverted in any way, what would you do?
Sanji: hearts in eyes MELLORINE!!! starts dancing around
MugiwaraG: sweat drop Uh... Well, he'll more than likely be polite to you. But, uh... please, I beg of you, less randomness! Purple burritos grumble grumble...
Chopper: (hug) YOUR SO CUTE YOURE THE BEST DOCTOR EVAR!
Chopper: GAAAAAH! wriggles out of grasp S-SHUT UP, HUMAN! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY AT ALL! does a funny dance
Hehehehe, well, that was amusing (and at one point, random). Arigato to Takono for her questions.