sonic was extremely tied, he ahd been fiting with his excellent friend THE tail over a sexual prank gone sexual. THE tail wanted to eat ice cream for dinner, but STUPID sonic said he could not becaus that is not a balanced diet and would result in mouthular cavities and even erternal damnation ;. the tail became so angrified that he eliminated thge front door and excited the arena. sonic new that there would not be anything that sonic would be able to do about this predickamint, so he just let the direction of the water flow decide his decision, which was not intelligent, unlike the tail. becuase tail was so mad, he decide to go to his happy place wher he cpould forget about the STUPID sonic and his dumb roles. "Snonk stinks!" repeated taulls. "i cant believe he wouldnt let me digest the nice scream!" when sonic herd about this, comment, he raged/ he ran outside of the doorknob to find the locaiton of the TAIL, but he became unkownn of his actual location. so. HE find the map, which show that he was ACTUALLY IN west viagrina! sonic was always wanting to travel to the the location of bad boys (those darned africkans!), and now he would b able to. when sonic enter the house of ILL EAGLE drug, he pretent to be popular so that he would score some free doobies. but nobody wood give sonic any dooby, so he bought some. it cost mon-ey. the dooby he had jsut purchased was 10 length but only 4 pound, becuase of new dooby design from ancient african jungular secret. sonic entered the dooby into the nasal cavity and blew. upon doing this, sonic became very dizzy and started to see things that were not actaully there in reality, but seemed as if they were there. this confused the heroic hedgewhore of blue.
"hello
"yes." creamed the sonic?
"it IS Me, ur teacher HOWARD H. HOWARD"
oh no. this was IMPOSSbad. sonic forgot to do his educational homework because he was perrforming sexual experiements with his dog on the previous night.
"u SDTUPID hedgehorge, i know u didnt not complete ur stay at home tribulations! U will report to my desk on FRIDAY after skhool for castration"
sonic had just been put into his place by the teacher. he submited to his every word and obeyed willingly. it was now time for the friday educational class of work, inside of the sonic high school which sonic had attended for his entire life. There was no escape.
"please do not chop off my weinerino mr howitzer" cry out the Sandkink. this was at 2:30.
"ha ha ha, u think that i wil listen tou? u are sooooooo dumb lol kil urself."
"THEN the TRAil cam e INTO howard to save the day." DO NOT DO THIS ACT OF HERESY! sexclaimed the tail. Howard was forced to listen to his everyword becuase of tails immaculate widsom. thats right u dumb BICTH! howard was cry now. his was so dumb his big fat mommyy had to come abd pick him up from school and change his pants becuase dumb howard went poo poo inside of his trousers, ruining them. when he shit down in the car, the car seet brownified and became unusable, causing the car to explode. howard and everyone he ever loved died in the wreck.
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"ow " said sonic. this was because some of the shrapnel from the car impaled him quickly. tail decided it would be smart to use his butt cheeck to remove the shrapnel from the body of sonic, becuase he was blinded by the gay. "ow" said sonic ONCE more, becuase this act did not help the pain that sonic was enduring. the act that tails had committed on sonic actually made the shrapnel go deeper into sonics assholio. while this hurt sonic very much, he njoyed it because sonic was slightly sick with the gay from tail, just like when u get a soar throught from someone who has a cold. so sonic was not full gay, but just a small bit. in the bum. the large metal peice that was now far into his large intesteeny was beginning to rust and cause bowel failure/.
"the people of the SHNELL, the people of the SHNELL, elevate ur sex organs into full position. the peoipl eof the SHENNELL, the people of The SHENL." the demonic chant was excalimed by the mother of sonic. this caused Large the Feline to become no longe r kill. but becuase of this non christain ritual, Jesus crucified sonics mom and she died. Large the Feline was now free from his past, and, once again, decided that he, Large the Feline, would infact, spend the rest of eternity,tormenting amy. this was becuase he enjoyed the look of her dead body. "O no!" said Large. "I am now a necrophiliac. There is nothihng I can do about this." So Large decided to have consunsual sex with the body. It was consensual someone, most likely Large, had stuck a post-it note saying "just DEW it " (lol) onto her fertile ass. "u like thgat? u stiupid hoe? said sonic", as he [plunged deepah into her. sonics mother? maygbe.
It was now doctoring time for young blue boy hedgeman. The Cockter applied the laytecks glove onto his grabbing appendage. "I shall now etract the Shard of Metal through the eesofagus. Said the Doctir" "O- OH NO!" Sonic creamed as he screamed. The feirce removel of the pointy posterier protrusion caused such a pleasure deep within sonic"s afflicted sex glands that he made WHite. The operation took 15 hours. After it was all over, Skonc went to see his best friend tails, who had done a another operation in order to become cured of the gay. "Godd morrow. "Says Sonic/ "" I am heelathy from the gay! Exclami Tails! "This news is most good! " Sonic was very happy, as this meant he and taisl coudl be friends in public. They were not public freinds before this since being friends with a gay man makes you want to enjoy his weenr. After sonic's dad drove over the body of sonics mother, them hoem from the hospiceital. They went to enjoy Ice cream for dindin! "You are right"say kunk! "This is a balanced dinner meal! I was wrong in the fact that I was right." He said to Tails' rotting corpse. Sonics dad decide to bring the little chillun home for a nice cup o' joe.
It was grave news. Large the feline was not pleased. The doctor feared for his life at the hands of Large's daddy. "We- We did everything we could!" cried the doctor. "It was not enough." Large replied. Large's daddy then crushed the life out of the doctor. "I'm sorry my son." "Pay no mind of it. My ass-cancer problem might just resolve itself." Sonic then arrived at the reducation centre. He was making the motion of locomotion towards his first menopause classroom, when he percepted Large teh kitty. "HmmmMMMMmm… I thiuhgt. I will see what Large is up to on this fine day." Sonic's eyes then percieved light at such wavelengths, so that large's red fedora was clrealy visible. this could only mean one thing. "ASS CANCER BABY! ASS CANCER BABY!" This was the maning of the helm. Sonic also made these names of Baby Cnacer Ass because he was extrme scared of the cancerous ass. He knew his weak and fragile mortal form cuud not withstand the badness of the ass burgers. Large then ajusted his forward facing direction in order to percieve sKinkles. "It is ture/. I do possess assburges." Large then made a turn arpund. Sonic new what was to occur next, He also new that there was no stopping it. Large then ran assburges first into the sonic.
"WHAT HAVE U DONE? " sayed sopnic. Large came into himself. HAHA, ther is NOT ANYTHIUNG that you can now do, to GET OUT my ass cancer. Sonic was extremely feared for his life. His oldish grandmommy sayed to him that once "do not contract ass cancer". So he followed her wishes. but now, there was a large problem. how was sonic going to avoid larges cancer? sonic tried to run. his legs moved back and forth, but to no avail, because large had already severed his last legs. "HA, YOU DO NOT POSSES THE LEGS." becuase they were now Larges legs. Large put on the legs, and ran at sonic. sonic could not avoid larges attaque becuase large had two pairs of legs, meaning that he could run extremely quickly , faster than asian bolt at the olympiads. sSex. sonic used his hands to leave, but motion controls. sonic sya "what hthe FRICK". Large was now about 2 centimeters away from sonics original location, and nearing into his location at a speed of 50 mph. Large picked up sonic with his moderately sized hands, and began the ass transplant. with great dexterity, large severed his own posterior. the tool he used was a hammer, becuase it was all he had left in his tool belt. Sonic cramed. "No, you cannot do this! I have a family". Large contemplated the statement for a moment, which made sonic think that large might have given up. but then large give his bum to sonic and sonic had ass cancer, cuasing him to die. "I am cancer free"