TheUltimateShowdownofUltimateDestiny
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Miniskirtranger: sorry about the line breaks. i've fixed that.
"Hey, Dr. Agasa! Look at this!"Amy yelled
Dr. Agasa was over by the snakes (who knows why they were in an aquarium in the first place). He wondered over to see what the kids were looking at. He saw a low tank full of... fish. A lot of fish. The kids would stick their hands in and the fish would come over and attach to them. After a few minutes they would go away and try someone else.
"Agg" Dr. Agasa gagged. "I told you the aquarium was full of leeches!"
"They aren't leeches Dr. Agasa," Amy said. Her hands were dripping from being placed in the tank. "They're doctor fish!"
"Yeah," Conan said. "They eat dry skin, leaving new skin to grow. They have spas full of these things."
Dr. Agasa shuddered.
Amy stuck her hands in the tank again and giggled.
"It tickles! You should try it Dr. Agasa!"
"Yeah!" Mitch agreed. "It feels funny!"
"I don't really think it's a good idea..."
"Oh, come on," George said.
He grabbed Dr. Agasa's hand and forced it into the tank.
"Um... I have to go to the bathroom..." he said. I think I have um... food poisoning... Gotta Go!" said Dr. Agasa as he ran off.
"But we haven't eaten yet!" George yelled.
"That was weird," Conan thought. "Normally Dr.Agasa would love something like this."
Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Dr. Agasa was hiding in a stall. After his initial shock, Dr. Agasa regained his composure and thought, "ugh, that was terrifying. I hope I never have to see those beasts again. Oh well, that gem will make this all worthwhile!"
"I wonder what's going on with the rest of the countries?" Sealand thought.
He used the wireless internet on his laptop to hack America's email.
"What? How did Italy get inside America's videogame? And they're going to follow the Axis Powers?"
He read more. America and England's emails were confusing. It sounded like some weird things were happening with the Axis Powers in a place called Amity Park, Japan.
"They must be going off to fight! I'll join them and prove that I'm a real country!"
Sealand called his goat, and together they rode a boat to Japan.
"So what should we do today?" Amy asked.
Dr. Agasa had miraculously recovered from his "food poisoning" as soon as the kids had finished at the aquarium, and they had spent the rest of the day going through the museum. Dr. Agasa's auction was soon, so he had left them to their own devices.
"I heard there's a big, green, creepy, haunted mansion just outside of town." Mitch said.
"A haunted mansion? Cool!" George yelled.
"I heard some Italian guy won the mansion in a contest he didn't enter." Amy added. "Shortly earlier, his brother vanished mysteriously."
"Oh yeah," Conan thought. "I remember that case. They escaped a week later, but they had to spend three weeks in rehab each. I would love to investigate this case!"
"All right then," Conan said. "Let's go!"
Meanwhile, in Death Valley, a 13-year old boy carrying a struggling bag walked over to a random forest. He looked around to see if anyone was watching, opened the bag, and let out a chimpanzee. As the chimpanzee ran happily into the jungle, the boy got up, and ran back into the desert.
A young boy clad in green who was carrying an absurd amount of weaponry was sitting a mine cart with an odd brown creature with armored plates on its back. It had big lips, a single patch of Smokey gray hair, and strange markings on its chest and arms. He looked like he was trying to protect something from the view of the pirates that the boy was trying to shoot down with his bow. As the duo neared the exit of the cave, a humongous pirate wearing a fancy necklace appeared in front of the exit. The boy pulled back the string and held it, which caused the arrow to turn to light. When he fired it at the pirate, it instantly fell down, dropping its necklace in the hands of the brown creature.
When they made it out of the cave, the creature said, "thanks for saving me Link! Take this for your trouble!" and handed him a large golden gem.
"An alchemy stone! Cool!" Link said. "Where does a goron like you get this stuff anyway?"
"To tell you the truth, I intentionally get captured. It's easiest to raid the pirates that way."
"…Seriously? All those times I've saved you from those pirates you've let yourself be captured?"
"Hey, I always give you the best treasure!"
"Okay, fine. Keep doing it." Link said quickly.
Link said goodbye to the goron, jumped onto his train, and started heading home. Around half way home, he encountered a band of pirates. They boarded his train and started to fight him.
"I suppose this is payback for earlier today?" Link asked.
They said nothing except for a small grunt as one of them knocked him out. They then took the alchemy stone and a few other small treasures and left.
Outside the haunted house, the Junior Detective league was preparing themselves for a day of exploring haunted house.
"I brought snacks." George bellowed.
"I brought a flashlight." Amy said.
"I brought a baseball bat." said Mitch.
"What did you bring Conan?" Amy asked.
"I brought my brain."
"Fine, then you get to be the villager!" George yelled.
"What does he do?"
"Don't you remember, Conan? You're always the villager because you never bring anything but your brain!" Mitch said.
"Oh yeah. I have to carry stuff." Conan thought as they handed him all the 'supplies'. "There won't be any real ghosts anyway."
They went into the house and started wandering around. After trying several rooms they went into one that seemed to have belonged to a fortune teller. Suddenly a ghost appeared in front of the group. George whimpered and immediately tried to hide behind Amy. The other three just stared for a second. None of them had expected to actually find a ghost in this house.
"This has to be a dream" Conan thought. "That's it. I'm dreaming. Soon I'll wake up and all this will go away." He slapped himself in the head a couple times to see if he would wake up.
"Conan, why are you smacking yourself?" Amy asked.
"Actually, I was wondering the same thing." the ghost said.
"AAAHHH! It talks!" George moaned.
"Yeah, I talk. And water is wet. Anything else obvious you'd like to point out?"
"Who are you?" Amy asked.
"I'm Madame Clairvoya. I am a fortune teller, and I could tell you some of what happened at this house."
"What are you talking about?"
"Several years ago there was a terr1ble accident in which everyone in this mansion died. It might have had something to do with either a crazy British guy and a cursed chair or an insane babysitter with the uncanny ability to strangle people with anything. But those are just rumors."
"Well whatever happened," Conan said a bit too enthusiastically, "the junior detective league is on th-"
Conan was cut off as a strange fog filled the room. The JDL (and Madame Clairvoya, as she had stayed up late writing fan fiction) suddenly got very sleepy. As they lost consciousness, a shadowy figure grabbed them and ran off towards a laboratory.
"Cody?"
"Yeah?" the thirteen year old boy from earlier got up. Maybe they found about the chimps…
"We're about to get some new mutants. I'm putting your team on guard and retrieve duty."
"Of course."
Ok, another finished chapter. While reading this fanfic, expect the unexpected! Oh yeah, and review.