Dudley and His Gang go to Hogwarts
by: Jamesgurl7492
Summary: Who knew that butterbeer had a magical property that allowed muggles to become wizards? Big D and his friends find out much to the dismay of Harry.
Ships: This story isn't really romance but I WILL find a way to put all my fav. couples in this story so slight : Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna, Fred/Angelina, George/Alicia, Lee/Katie, Bill/Fleur, Percy/Penelope, Remus/Tonks, Seamus/Lavender, Dean/Pavarti.
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, I only own a few characters and the plot. (bottom lip starts to tremble and eyes begin to water). Life is j-just so unfair!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: The things that happened in both the OotP and the HBP happened just Sirius nor Dumbledore died.
Chapter 2: The Receiving of Letters
Last Time:
"Aunt Petunia." Harry stated confused.
"What?" she said clearly annoyed that he was talking to her.
"This letter isn't for me."
"Well who else could it be for?" she asked as if Harry was stupid for thinking it could be fore anyone but himself.
"Dudley."
"WHAT?!" was the replied screamed by both Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia.
"This letter" he stated (as if he were speaking to a two year old) holding up said letter "is addressed to Dudley" he said pointing to Dudley.
"Give me that!" said Uncle Vernon grabbing the letter from Harry's hand. He carefully looked at the address, paling slightly. He turned over the envelope, his hands trembling, there was a purple wax seal bearing a coat of arms; a lion, an eagle, a badger, and a snake surrounding a larger letter H. He looked up his previous purple face had paled to an interesting shade of lavender. He stole a glance a his wife who was visible shaking and staring out of the window, in what appeared to be deep thought. He glanced back at the letter before ripping it open. He took out the first letter, clearing his throat he read:
"HOGWARTS SCHOOL
of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY
Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, international Confed. of Wizards)
Dear. Mr. Dursley,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.
Your sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall,
Deputy Headmistress"
"NO! MY DUDDY-DUMS IS NOT A FREAK" Aunt Petunia yelled frantically trying to put her arms all the way around her whale of a son, failing miserably.
"Right you are Petunia. Dudley isn't a freak, he is NOT abnormal! This" he said holding up the letter. "is probably just some... cruel and evil joke those people are paying on us! HA! But WE are NOT IDIOTS we figured it out! Dudley can't be a w- thing or he would have gotten his letter when the boy did"Uncle Vernon stated happily. Aunt Petunia looked slightly relieved.
"You're probably right Vernon." she said loosening her grip on her son.
"Probably, no not probably Petunia, I AM right." he said in a matter-of-fact tone. He opened his mouth like he was about to start a rather foolish speech about the idiocy of wizards and the superiority of muggles or normal people when the door-bell rung. He mouth snapped shut and he turned to Harry grabbing his letter and badge he stuffed them in his envelope and Dudley's letter in Dudley's envelope. His head swerved around quickly before his eyes landed on the bread box. Moving faster than Harry thought possible he shoved them in the bread box. He then straitened himself up and walked into the family room. "Petunia, Dudley come here. Boy get the door." he called out. Petunia and Dudley went to join Vernon while Harry went to the door.
Harry looked threw the window onside of the door to see Piers and his parents on the other side of the door. Harry let out a groan of frustration before plastering a small, completely fake, smile on his face before opening the door. "May I help you?" he said as politely as he could.
"Yes." replied Mrs. Polkiss distastefully. "We need to speak with Vernon, Petunia, and Dudley."
"They're in the family room." He said pointing to the left. They brushed past Harry and went into the family room. He closed the door and followed them into the family room, seeing three different conversations taking place.
"Hello Vernon" said Mr. Polkiss.
"Ah, Hello Peter" Uncle Vernon replied happily shaking hands with Peter Polkiss.
"Oh Petunia darling it has been so long." said Mrs Polkiss as she and Aunt Petunia kissed eachother's cheek.
"Yes Lucy it has been too long." she agreed.
"Hey Dudley" said Piers while shaking Dudley's hand.
"Hey Piers." Dudely replied
Harry was about to go upstairs when the doorbell rang... again. 'Damn' he thought angrily as he went to the door, he looked out the window to see Gordan his parents and little sister. Harry opened the door. "May I help you?" he asked
"Yes" said Mr. Gardner. "We need to speak with the Dursleys are they home?"
"Yes they're in the family room" Harry replied pointing to the left. They, like the Polkiss's, just brushed past Harry and walked into the family room. Harry was about to close the door and go upstairs when he saw another car pull up into the Dursley's driveway. He waited by the door for a moment before Malcom and his parents step out of the car. "You're here to see the Dursleys too?" he asked.
"Yes" replied Mrs. Mandez.
"They're in the family room." Harry said as they walked by. 'Why is everyone coming over here?' Harry asked himself. He closed the door behind the Mandez's and he went upstairs. Just as he got into his room the doorbell rang again. He walked down the stairs and opened the door to see Dennis, his parents, and his little brother. "They're in the family room" he said pointing to the left. They looked at him oddly but walked past him and into the family room. He shut the door and walked back up the stairs.
In the family room.
After everyone greeted eachother and were sitting down.
Mr. Polkiss : Peter
Mrs. Polkiss : Lucy
Mr. Gardner : Gary
Mrs. Gardner : Amanda
Mr. Mandez : Mitchel
Mrs. Mandez : Rebbecca
Mr. Derikson : Derek
Mrs. Derikson : Holly
Gordan's little sister : Danica
Dennis' little brother : John
"What brings you all here today?" asked Petunia.
"Petunia, you do not know?" asked Rebbecca confused.
"No I do not." she answered.
"Well Gordan got a letter this morning it said... somethings and then it said to meet here for more information." answered Gary
"Dennis did as well" Derek agreed.
"Piers did too." Peter stated
"As did Malcom" answered Mitchel
"Did Dudley get a letter Vernon?" asked Holly, everyone turned to Vernon.
"Um, well yes he did but what did theirs say?" he asked afraid.
"Well Dennis' letter said something about being accepted to a- a magical school." said Derek distastefully.
"That's what Malcom's said too but it can't be real" said Rebbecca.
"Of course it's not real." said Peter "It's probably just some practical joke."
"Yes of course" agreed Amanda
"Well no necessarily." said a voice from the doorway. Everyone turned to look at the stranger at the doorway.
"Who the HELL are you!" shouted Vernon
"Remus Lupin,..."
A/N: Chapter 2 is done HUZZAH! lol I know it's short and doesn't really contain much information, but it needed to be done. Chapter 3 should be up soon review please!