CHAPTER 2

This is the second chapter of the pointless story! Yay! I had to change the rating…hehehe

DISCLAIMER: I don't own FMA or any of the characters. I do own Janelle and Linda!

WARNING: This is not to be taken seriously! Those who do take this seriously have no sense of humor, just kidding!


We were sitting in a café with the mini alchemist and Al.

"So, where'd you come from?" Al asked kindly. He was sitting across from Linda.

" Uh, we're from…" Janelle looked over at Linda. She was staring blankly at nothing with a creepy smile on her face. " Well you wouldn't believe us…" Janelle said scratching her head.

" Try us," Ed said leaning forward, as if he was really interested. Janelle sighed. " OK, well me and Linda are from another world called Earth!" she said cheerfully as if it was a normal everyday thing to say.

Ed fell back on his chair and Al looked as shocked as armor can. " What?!" Ed shouted getting up off the floor.

The other peoples around them stared and shaked their heads in a disapproving manner.

" In our hell hole of a world, your lives are an anime show. It's a cartoon thing…" Linda said stabbing her piece of cake that she ordered.

" An…anime show?" Al stuttered. " Yeah, on TV. TV is like a small box that has sound and pictures," Linda explained matter-of-factly.

" So, then how'd you get here??" Ed asked staring at Janelle and Linda.

" It's impolite to stare chibi," Linda said nodding her head. " WHO ARE YOU CALLING…" before Ed could finish his rant Janelle flicked his forehead. " Shut up," she said.

" Ahem, on our way home from school we saw 99 red balloons and Linda grabbed one then I grabbed her foot. It lead us to a big gate in the sky and we went through," Janelle said sipping her cup of tea.

" You saw the gate?" Ed asked. " Uh, ya I guess," Linda said stuffing her cake in Janelle's mouth.

" Winda! I'm a kill joo! Janelle said, half choking on the cake. " OK!" Linda said. Janelle swallowed the cake and sighed.

Suddenly a black car pulled up and Colonel Mustang stepped out.

" Fullmetal we found Scar," he said.

Janelle leaned into Linda and whispered. " You got 'it'?" Linda smiled and nodded.

" Can we come?" Janelle asked putting on her best puppy-dog face.

" No, its too dangerous," Ed said sternly. Al nodded. " Please! We'll help!!" Linda said.

" Let us come…or else," Janelle smiled evilly and flicked Ed with her Flick of Doom! (Scary music plays now…)

" Ow ow ow! OK fine!" Ed whined. They got in the car and headed off to where Scar was.


So they are going to find Scar!! What did Janelle mean by 'it'?! Find out next time! Review please!