"It's been awhile hasn't it, Blood?" A voice called out from the darkness.

"D-dad? Is that you?" Blood asked, hopeful.

"No, you fucking idiot. It's me, Slenderman. Wake up." Slenderman said.

"Oh." Blood woke up. It turns out he was inside a cage, all by himself. Slenderman was standing outside.

"Don't try anything stupid, okay? We got our eyes on you. Spongebob will be talking to you in a bit, so get ready, kiddo."

"Oh… o-okay." Blood said sadly, sitting only in the cage.

"Hey, cheer up, buddo. Things are going to be fine, don't worry." Slenderman said as he walked away.

Blood sighed to himself, he just wanted to be free from this prison that is a cage inside a cave which he has been in for like, less than a minute and it already sucks.

"Psst." a voice whispers to Blood, startling him.

"WHO'S THERE?!" Blood yells, startled.

"Jesus christ keep it down, dude." The voice whispers angrily.

"Oh… sorry." Blood replies.

"Look, I can get ya out of here."

"Y-you can?!"

"Yes, but at a cost…"

"What's the cost?"

"We must research you… find out all about you. You are more of a special snowflake than you think."

"No thanks."

"Oh. Okay."

And with that, silence struck for the longest time. Blood sat there for the longest time, wondering if he should of been yes. Would being a lab rat be better than being trapped in this cage? At least he'd probably get a bigger area to live in that looks kind of like a home. The rent would probably be cheap too.

However, before Blood could think on it anymore, he saw a familiar site, it was no other than Spongebob.

"Well, well, well. What do we have here? You've been a real useful tool for me, you stupid little fox. You are gonna lead Shadowdeath right into my trap!" Spongebob explained, with a cocky smile

"N-no way! Shadowdeath is smarter than that!" Blood denied.

"Oh, is he? Then tell me, why is he on his way right now, right into my trap? Don't you get it? Shadowdeath is weak, useless, even pathetic. Just. like. you."

"Y-you won't get away with this!"

"Oh, but I will, you stupid fox. I already have."

Spongebob laughed fiercely as he walked away, his ear-piercing laugh echoing throughout the cave.

"Shadowdeath… p-please… don't fall for it…"

"Psst." The voice from before appeared again."

"Huh? W-what do you want?"

"I forgot to say… you're not allowed to say no. Nobody says no to the SCP foundation."

Shadowdeath was on his way to save the day from Spongebob who had Blood captured with Master Chief and Ash Ketchum. However, their journey wasn't easy, and their first obstacle stood before them in the shape of a mysterious figure, standing before them, guarding a bridge.

As they walked towards this figure, it became apparent what they were up against… it was no other than bowser himself!

"HAR HAR HAR… look at you, you fools. Welcome to my bridge, your final stop before hell!" Bowser yelled out.

"Heh, not on my watch." Shadowdeath said as he walked forwards.

"Shadowdeath, no! This is a job for me! His flame breath will scorch you!" Ash warned.

"Pika pika!" Pikachu spoke out, however, he soon realized he lost his ability to speak and stayed quiet.

"Heh, I got this, relax. If I can handle spongebob I can handle anyth-OOOF!" Shadowdeath explained, before being interrupted by a powerful punch from the very powerful Bowser.

"HAR HAR HAR! Stupid hedgehog thinks he can beat me!" Bowser laughed histerically.

"Urgh…" Shadowdeath spoke out, really hurt by the powerful punch from the very powerful bowser.

"Get 'em Pikachu!" Ash cried out pointing at Bowser.

"Pika!" Pikachu exclaimed as he let out a powerful thunderbolt attack, instantly frying Bowser.

"Shadowdeath! Are you okay?!" Master Chief asked desperately.

"I'm… I'm fine. Just a scratch." Shadowdeath replied, barely being able to speak.

"This is why you don't be such a big stupid loser idiot, Shadowdeath, okay?" Ash lectured.

"Heh, I'm not taking advice from a kid" and with that Shadowdeath ran off ahead.

"I'm worried about him, Chief."

"He'll learn his lesson… eventually."

"Pika…"

And with that, everyone set off again, determined to both get Shadowdeath to learn his lesson and stop Spongebob. Little did they know that ahead only laid more obstacles…

"SO. YOU TWO ARE AWFULLY QUIET. DO I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE TO DO ALL THE TALKING?" Papyrus questioned, only to receive dirty looks from both John Cena and Moonlight Paw as they continue to walk forward.

Suddenly, Moonlight Paw stops dead in her tracks and faces Papyrus before saying an ominous message.

"You are the one who knows too much who we must afraid who we must who must die so die so we kill you now." Moonlight Paw exclaimed before unsheathing a katana and attempting to kill Papyrus.

"WELL, I AM OUTTA HERE! I GOTTA WARN THE OTHERS!" Papyrus yells running off in fear.

"Moonlight Paw…" John Cena begins to say.

"I know we must stop him before he stops us so let's move it's time to go so let us go." Moonlight Paw explains, before chasing after Papyrus with John Cena.

Papyrus keeps running as fast as possible, as he doesn't want to die to either John Cena or Moonlight Paw so he keeps running. He runs fast enough that he manages to lose them but now appears to be in an unfamiliar place. He managed to stumble upon Onett from Earthbound. He was in for an interesting ride.

"Hey. What are we supposed to be doing anyways?" Sans asked lounging lazily on top of Rainbow Dash.

"You're frickin' job! So get moving you lazy bones!" Rainbow Dash angrily said, trying to walk and knock off Sans at the same time.

"Nah. I'm comfy." Sans replied.

"Oh my god! Just get off!" Rainbow Dash yelled back.

"Will you two stop? We're never going to get where we need to at this rate!" Lyra tried to reason.

"Hmm… nah. I'm comfy." Sans replied.

"You aren't going to be comfy once I'm done with you, pal!" Rainbow Dash threatened.

"Oh no. What are you going to do? Threaten me some more." Sans replied.

"That's it, I've had enough," Lyra said, as she used her unicorn magic to lift Sans off of Rainbow Dash and put him on the ground. Sans began to promptly start walking, "See, you just got to use a little force!"

"Hold it right there, pardners…" A man called out in the distance, his back turned to the group, it was clear he was wearing a cowboy hat and had a revolver.

"What the? What now!" Rainbow Dash complained.

"Justice…" The man turned around, and it was revealed to be McCree from Overwatch, "ain't gonna dispense itself." He pointed his gun threateningly towards the group.

"I got this." Sans said as he walked towards McCree.

"What are you doing Sans! He has a gun that he can shoot you with which might have ammunition that can be used to shoot you?!" Lyra questioned.

"What do you think you're doing you little skeleton? Do I gotta teach you a lesson or what?" McCree said, backing up as Sans got closer.

Sans did not reply, his white glowing eyes faded from his eye sockets.

"Woah there, pardner! Back up! Don't make me shoot ya!" McCree, scared, warned.

Suddenly, Sans was in front of McCree.

"Do it." Sans said, almost emotionless and extremely cold.

McCree was so scared that he peed himself because Sans was that scary. As he peed himself he shot at Sans out of pure panic.

That was a bad idea.

One of Sans' eyes turned blue and he lifted the bullet and McCree in the air using force-like powers as he lifted his arm into the air. He slammed his arm down and with that so did McCree and the bullet. McCree looked hurt.

"W-woah there, easy there, pardner… how about a nice drink or two?" McCree pleaded.

"I don't drink, drinking is for bullies and people who fall for peer pressure." Sans appropriately responded.

Sans then kept going, slamming him up and down non-stop until McCree was more like a pancake rather than a person. And also he kept peeing there was a lot of pee because he was so scared haha. Some of it landed in Lyra's mouth haha. She liked it haha.

"E-enough! Sans! Stop!" Lyra cried out.

"Sorry, people who drink don't deserve to live." Sans said as he continued forward.

"He has a point, you know." Rainbow Dash added as she joined up with Sans.

Lyra stood there for a moment, but then realized Sans was right and that drinking was a terrible thing that lead to more terrible things, nodding in agreement with such a true statement, she caught up with the group.

They then continued on their adventure, hoping to make it to the end without resorting to drugs or alcohol.

"Is it ready sir?" The scientist asked.

"Yes… all should go according to plan." The other scientist replied.

"Good! Let's get started right awa-" The scientist began to say.

"No. Give them time."

"With all do respect sir, we are just risking the SCP Foundation as a whole if we let them continue forward."

"I want to see these idiots suffer before we wipe them off of the map."

"O-okay sir… if you insist."

"I do, now, leave."

"Y-yes sir!" And with that the scientist left.

The other scientist, the one that is still there, walked out onto his balcony enjoying the view, before he spoke to himself.

"Heh. It'll be nice to see this world no longer as the hell hole it has become. So many fools… so many idiots… if only I had the chance to wipe them out beforehand. Oh well, I won't let that bother me, that's the past. What's important is what I, Bill Nye, leader of the SCP foundation, will do to make sure this world is pure of such filth!" Bill Nye chuckled to himself, and walked back inside only to be greeted by the Spy from Team Fortress 2.

"Mr. Nye… I have a message for you." The Spy noted.

"Hmm? What is it, Spy? Back already from your mission?" Bill Nye questioned.

"Yes… the fox, they said no." The Spy reported.

Bill Nye stood there, quiet for a second, seemingly from shock.

"Sir, are you alright? I know how disappointing it must be but I assur-"

Bill Nye bursted into laughter, he just couldn't contain himself.

"Sir…? Why are you laughing?"

"Because everything is going just as I planned, my friend… now, listen up. I got another mission for you. I want you to kill…" Billy Nye paused, letting the moment dramatically sink in, "Shadowdeath."