Elsword – Infinity Sword
Aisha – Elemental Master
Rena – Night Watcher
Raven – Blade Master
Eve – Code Empress
Chung – Iron Paladin
Ara – Yama Raja
Elesis – Crimson Avenger
Add – Diabolic Esper
Lu/Ciel – Noblesse/Royal Guard
Everyone back to their no life session. Elsword is still thinking about how he killed 5 persons at once. Aisha is playing with her 3 different colored spheres, trying to summon something like meteor or ice path. Rena is afraid that she might explode in real life. Raven and Elesis still thirst for blood. Eve feels normal. Chung is trying his best to not scream. Ara wants to feel resurrection once more. Add is… angry—as he tries to found another interesting world.
"Add! We need another fun thing to do!" Aisha whimpered.
"Shut up!" Add yelled as he summoned another portal and looked inside.
"Add! We need another fun thing to do!" Ara repeated Aisha's words.
"You two just love making me angry," Add sighed. He made the portal disappeared.
"I wanna scream," Chung murmured.
Add summoned another portal. He looked what's inside. "Oh? This looks interesting".
"Let's go!" Elesis got excited.
"W-Wait! What kind of world is it?" Lu asked. "I have to make sure I meet Ciel this time!"
"It's like a war over a holy grail," Add replied.
"A war?" Elsword glanced. "Let's go!"
Add summoned a portal below and they fell down.
"AAAAAAAAAA!"
"WEEEE!"
Chung woke up. He looked around. A small room with kitchen tools everywhere. "Guys?"
"Did you call me, master?"
Chung turned around. He looked up. Elesis is standing behind him, holding her invisible weapon. "Elesis!"
"I'm not Elesis. I'm Saber," Elesis replied.
"Well, whatever," Chung shrugged. "You can call me Shirou. By the way, how did I summon you?"
"I don't know. You asked for help, so I just come," Elesis answered.
Chung raised his one eyebrow. "Really?"
"Yes," Elesis nodded. "Look at your right hand".
Chung looked at his right hand like Elesis told him. A red symbol like a sword is in his hand. "That's command seals. You can command me 3 times as you want and I have no choice but to obey you".
"Well, whatever," once again, Chung shrugged. He stood up, but ironically Chung is still shorter than Elesis. "This world is so cruel!" Chung whimpered.
"Don't worry, master. I'll protect you with my life," Elesis smiled.
Chung tried his best to not laugh. "O-Okay!" Chung giggled.
They went outside. It's night and nobody's around. "What should we do?" Chung asked.
Elesis narrowed her eyes at Chung. "Master, you summoned me to win the holy grail, right?"
"I don't even know that I summoned you!" Chung shouted. "Tell me about this holy grail!"
Something's coming. Elesis lifted Chung up with both her hands and jumped to the rooftop. An arrow destroyed their spot. "That's dangerous!" Chung stared at the ground.
"You saw that coming? That's interesting".
They turned around. Eve landed on the rooftop. Rena faded in beside her. "Oh, hey, Eve!" Chung waved his hand. "Hey, Saber, put me down!"
Elesis put Chung down carefully. Eve sighed. "I'm Rin! Anyway, any ideas on what should we do?"
"I'm Shirou," Chung introduced himself.
"I believe I suppose to fight her," Rena summoned her two Erendils.
"Archer!" Eve yelled at Archer, which is Rena. "We're going to team up with them!"
"What kind of Archer using a sword?!" Elesis protested.
"And since when you have two Erendils?!" Chung protested too.
"Just accept it and move on," Rena sighed.
"What's holy grail? Seriously," Chung looked confused.
"Well, the point is we're fighting over a holy grail by summoning our servant, and we fight until there's only one team left to take it. It will grant any kind of wish. If master or servant was killed, they lose," Eve explained.
"Oh, okay then!" Chung understood and gave a nod. "Let's go to... there!" Chung pointed a temple.
"Well, let's just go," Eve nodded in agreement.
"Not so fast!"
Someone attacked them with chains. Elesis lifted Chung up again with both her hands to dodge it while Eve and Rena can dodge it easily.
"There's a dagger attached on that chain!" Chung shouted.
"Add?!" Eve looked at him in disbelief. "Why are you attacking us?! And where's your master?!"
"I'm Rider," Add corrected. "My master loves to hide, so I'm here by my master's order".
"What do you mean by Rider?" Eve asked.
"Well, I ride my nasod dynamos, so, yeah, I'm sort of Rider," Add tried to explain himself.
"Can you see? You're wearing… sleeping eye mask," Chung looked at Add.
"Yes," Add answered, "somehow I can".
"Archer, let's kill him," Elesis gripped her sword.
"I'll fight too," Eve took out nasod cores from her pocket.
"How do you fight with those cores?" Rena pointed Eve's nasod cores.
"Magic, of course," Eve answered proudly.
"...Then what am I doing?" Chung asked himself.
"Just sit in the corner and watch. That would be really helpful," Elesis smiled.
Chung's heart feels like stabbed.
Such words.
So mean.
"Archer, kill him," Eve commanded.
Chung's eyes widened. "Wait! Are you serious?!"
"He won't die in real life. Don't worry," Eve calmed Chung down.
"If you say so," Chung sighed. "Anyway, let's fight on the ground. It would be a better place to fight, right?"
"And there's a corner for you to sit," Elesis lifted Chung up with her hands and put him down on the corner. "Call me whenever you need help, master," she left Chung just like that.
Elesis charged forward. She slashed Add, but he flew and attacked Elesis with his dagger. Eve threw her nasod cores and magically it attacked Add.
And a big wave interrupted their battle.
"Come on, guys! Let me join the fun!" Lu crossed her arms.
"Am I the only one alone here?" Add asked.
Forever alone.
Sad Add is sad.
"Berserker! Kill all of them!" Lu commanded Ciel.
"…He doesn't look like a berserker or something like that," Chung replied.
Lu glared at Chung. "S-Shut up!"
"What the—? Isn't he an assassin?" Add raised his one eyebrow. "Then who's the assassin?"
Chung raised his hand. "Pause!"
Everybody looked at him. "So… we're summoning servants, right? How many servants are there?"
"7. Saber, Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Berserker, Assassin," Add counted with his fingers.
"But still… who's the assassin?" Eve asked.
"We'll see," Lu smiled. "I wonder where the others are".
"Okay, unpause," Chung lowered his hand.
And the fight continues. Ciel is over-powered, causing him to fight three servants easily.
"Let me try this," a light came out from Elesis' invisible weapon.
"Excalibur!"
A huge wave destroyed houses, but Ciel seems fine. "Damn," Elesis regretted her decision to use her Noble Phantasm.
"I think we need to beat this guy first," Eve suggested. "Rider, team up with us!"
"Sure," Add smirked. "But in order to team up with me, you should help me kill her," Add pointed Elesis.
"Wha—Why?!" Eve stared at Add.
"My master wants to team up with you so bad. He's crying inside," Add chuckled.
Eve tilted her head. "Who?"
Add laughed maniacally. "Poor master!"
Meanwhile, Elesis is trying her best to fight Ciel, but she's losing. Rena stood in front of her. "Saber, help my master. I don't think Rider is going to team up with us".
"What do you mean?" Elesis gripped her invisible weapon.
"I can hold him," Rena faced Ciel.
"Why should I help your master? She can fight. Look at my useless master," Elesis crossed her arms. Chung is sitting in the corner, watching everyone fighting while he's crying because of Elesis' words. "Well, for some reason my master is safe. Should I help your master like you told me to?"
Ciel dashed toward Rena and attacked her with his gunblades. Rena holds the attack with her Erendil. "Do it!"
"But if you die, I can make Rider fight Berserker while I'm running away with my master," Elesis put her hand on her chin.
"Just do it!"
"Can we kill Berserker first? Because Rider seems easier," Elesis is talking to herself.
"Yes we can!" Rena dodged Ciel's attack.
" 'Kay bye," Elesis left Rena behind.
"What's with that speech?" Lu sighed. "Ciel, just do it!"
Unexpectedly, Rena is very skillful using her two Erendils. "You're better than Elsword, you know," Ciel commented.
"Thank you," Rena smiled. "Wait, what?"
"I really mean it," Ciel said. He's impressed with Rena's skill.
"Anyway, since when you became so powerful?" Rena asked.
"I am powerful," Ciel placed his hands on his hips.
"I don't care if you're powerful, because I'm going to beat you!" Rena shouted as she gave another slash. Ciel can't keep up with her speed until she finally manages to stab him from behind.
"Fufufu…" Lu chuckled.
Rena walked toward Lu. "Is there something funny?" she pointed her one Erendil to Lu's neck.
"You're doing a great job, I must say," Lu showed her evil grin, "but not good enough".
Rena noticed a shadow moving. She turned around and Ciel came back to life. Ciel punched Rena away from Lu.
Thud!
Rena hit a tree. "How…?"
Ciel walked toward Rena. "I don't know how, but this is awesome!"
"Berserker has 8 lives left! Good luck killing him!" Lu smiled.
"Ara would kill you 8 times at once for this," Rena smiled.
"She's not here, so I should be safe for now," Ciel sighed.
"Tell your master he's a coward. That's why I don't want to team up with him," Eve said bluntly.
"Then don't kill me. How should I tell him if you killed me?" Add crossed his arms.
"Right…" Eve nodded. "I give you time to tell him. Now go!"
"What? I'm not taking orders from other master!" Add protested.
"What do you want?!" Eve yelled.
Add moved his chains to cut Eve with his dagger, but Elesis quickly saved Eve.
Eve's eyes widened. "Saber! What are you doing?! What about Shirou?!"
"He's somehow safe. No need to worry," Elesis explained.
"Saber, help!"
Eve tied by Add's chain. "Saber, help!"
"Saber, I'm your master!"
"Saber, he's useless!"
"Saber, although I don't know about this, but it doesn't change the fact that I summoned you!"
"Saber, I'll be your master!"
"Saber, make your choice!"
1 command seal from Chung's hand has vanished.
"You know what, you're not my master, and protecting you is Archer's order," Elesis sighed. "Bye," Elesis quickly dashed to the corner and saved Chung.
"What do you mean by he's somehow safe?!" Eve protested in the distance.
"Master, are you hurt?" Elesis asked.
"I'm hurt by your words," Chung whimpered.
"I'm not even sorry," Elesis looked at the attacker. "Long time no see, Ara".
"We've been together a few minutes ago," Ara replied. "Wait, no! I'm Lancer!"
"Where's your master?" Elesis asked Ara as she gripped her invisible weapon.
"He's—wait! I'm not going to fall for your trap!" Ara crossed her arms.
Elesis sighed. "Then why are you here?"
"I heard… there's some kind of resurrection in here," a killing aura appears around Ara.
"Y-You killed him 5 times?!" Lu shouted in the distance. "W-What are you, Archer?!"
"I'm Archer," Rena answered. She's bleeding and she can't even stand up. 'What does she expect me to say?' Rena asked herself.
"Come here, Berserker! You don't know how to resurrect properly!" Ara yelled as she sprinted forward to attack Ciel with her spear.
"…I guess we can run away now, master?" Elesis asked Chung.
"That would be a great idea, but what about Rin?" Chung agreed. Elesis lifted Chung up with both her hands.
"Let's leave her behind and go to temple to find something," Elesis replied.
"Add—I mean—Rider, let me go!" Eve struggled to free herself.
"No," Add showed his evil grin. "Say goodbye!"
Stab!
Rena raised her hand to reach Eve. "Master!"
"You failed to protect your master," Add threw Eve at Rena.
"You did well… Archer…" Eve smiled.
"Master, I'm sorry!" Rena cried.
Eve died. Not long after that, Rena faded away.
"Resurrection is mine!" Ara stabbed Ciel from the back.
"Ciel—I mean—Berserker, no!" Lu ran toward Ciel and hugged him. "How could you?! He's my only friend!"
"Hey, where's Saber?" Ara looked around.
"I don't know. I was talking with Eve before," Add shrugged. "What's her name in here?"
"Rin, I think," Ara sighed.
"Don't ignore me!" Lu yelled.
"Let's search for her," Ara suggested.
"Meh," Add prepared his nasod dynamos. "I'd rather fight you!"
"Hey!"
"Yeah, yeah, Lu. Berserker is your only friend," Ara waved her one arm.
Ciel faded away.
"Well, he died," Lu sighed. "I, Illya von…" Lu took a paper from her pocket, "Illya von Einzbern, will be your commentator. Now, fight!"
Ara and Add fight.
"It seems peaceful in here," Chung said as he climbed up the stairs to the temple.
"Yeah, you're right," Elesis agreed, "but, master, please prepared for any attacks".
"What? How?" Chung sighed. "I can't even find my cannon…"
"You made those kitchen tools. How can you not make a cannon?" Elesis asked.
"I did?" Chung asked back.
"Nevermind," Elesis sighed.
Suddenly Elesis leaped forward and parried an attack.
"Impressive!"
Someone appeared in front of them. "…Don't tell me you're Assassin, Raven," Chung said.
"Well, yeah," Raven smiled. "Somehow Ciel is not in this position".
"Where's your master?" Elesis gripped her invisible weapon.
"Elesis, you've been asking everyone's master. What's wrong with you?" Chung sighed.
"I don't want to answer your question," Raven gripped her blade.
"This is weird," Elesis stared at Raven. "I don't feel any special power from your blade".
"R-Really?" Raven looked at his blade. "I just want to be over-powered! Come on!"
"Then let's fight," Elesis dashed forward.
"Why do you have to solve everything with battle?!" Chung shouted.
"Lancer ran forward and oooh! She jumped! Rider backed away, but Lancer thrust him with spear and hit his left arm! Critical hit!"
"It's not critical!" Add yelled at Lu.
"Oh, come on," Lu crossed her arms. "I'm trying to make things more interesting!"
"I'm tired of your commentary," Add sighed. He summoned a nasod Pegasus and rides it. "I wish it's a unicorn," Add murmured.
"Whoa! What was that?!" Lu looked at the sky. "Is Rider going to use his Noble Phantasm?!"
"Noble what?" Ara tilted her head.
"It's like your ultimate skill!" Lu explained.
"That's a nice Pegasus, though," Ara amazed.
"Everyone will notice if I use it, but whatever," Add summoned a magic circle.
"Bellerophon!"
A powerful beam shot to Ara. "That was so powerful! Is Lancer able to still alive from that attack?!" Lu tried to see if Ara was still alive or not.
"Nice try!"
Add's eyes widened. "What the hell, Pegasus?! I trusted you!"
"And now Rider is blaming on his mount!" Lu shouted.
"Taste my Gae Bolg!"
Stab!
"I should've… summoned a unicorn…" Add said before he died.
Add faded away.
"That's his last words?" Lu raised her one eyebrow. "Really?"
"Now what?" Ara asked. "Should we go there?" Ara pointed a temple.
"Carry me!" Lu asked for a piggyback.
Elesis and Raven are still fighting while Chung is hiding behind a tree. 'Is there anything I can do to support Saber? That Add! He should give me a better role! At least give me my cannon!' Chung protested to himself.
Someone teleported to behind Chung. "Hi there, um… what's your name?"
"Chu—I mean—Shirou," Chung turned his face around. "Aisha?!"
"Nope. Caster," she smirked. "I know how much you want to go to the temple, so let's just go~"
"W-Wait! At least bring Saber too!" Chung shouted before Aisha teleported him to somewhere else.
"Shirou!" Elesis shouted. Raven swung his sword, but luckily Elesis managed to parry that. "Hey, I have no time! I'm going to get him!"
"Like in every movie, I'm not going to let you go," Raven gripped his blade.
"Anyway, where did your nasod arm go?" Elesis asked. "I just realize it's not there".
Raven looked at his left arm. "I just realize when you said it".
"What?! It's your own arm! How can you not realize that?!" she shouted.
"Because I choose not to rely on my nasod arm," he answered.
Elesis narrowed her eyes at Raven. "Explain your black hole".
That's an exception," he looked at Elesis' weapon. "Since when you have an invisible weapon?"
"I don't know. Cool right?" she smiled. "By the way, let's just enjoy this fight!" she gripped her invisible weapon.
Raven raised his one eyebrow. "What? What about your master?"
She sighed. "You won't let me go. He's going to die anyway".
"How about we end it with one last attack?" he suggested.
"Oh? Sounds interesting," she smirked.
"Concealed sword…" Raven gripped his blade.
"…What should I use this time?" Elesis asked to herself.
Raven dashed forward and swung his sword. "Shallow Reversal!"
Elesis sprint forward and slash Raven with her invisible weapon. "No name!"
A moment of silence for waiting for one of them to lose.
"Anyway, it's not my Noble Phantasm, but how can you dodge that?" Raven asked. Blood came out from his mouth.
"Assassin, please, I see that many times in real life," Elesis answered.
"Right…" Raven sighed. "Go".
"See you later!" Elesis climbed up the stairs.
Raven faded away.
"Saber! Help me!" Chung whimpered.
"Shut up, Shirou!" Aisha yelled.
"Shirou!" Elesis came. "Let go of Shirou or else!"
"Be my servant or else!" Aisha pointed her weapon to Chung's neck.
"W-Wait! That's cheating!" Elesis protested.
Aisha laughed. "Of course I'm cheating! I summoned Assassin, you know!"
"That's against the rule!" Elesis gripped her invisible weapon.
"Who cares?! I have Rule Breaker!" Aisha shouted, mentioning her weapon.
"Suddenly Lancer came. She jumped and…!" Ara jumped and stabbed Aisha, but Aisha dodged it and Chung is released. Elesis quickly caught him. "Caster dodged it! Unbelievable!"
Chung's eyes widened. "Lu?! What are you doing?!"
"I'm Illya, your commentator," Lu smiled. She landed on the rooftop. "Looks like all of servants are gathered! Is there going to be a Noble Phantasm fight?!"
"Can I rest for a minute? I'm tired," Elesis stabbed her invisible weapon on the ground and took a breath.
"No rest allowed!" Ara charged at Elesis.
Elesis took her invisible weapon and jumped to dodge. "Come on!"
"Come on! Let's just battle!" Aisha summoned beams from her palm to attack both of them.
"W-Wait! Let me go to the corner first!" Chung quickly ran to the corner.
"The battle begin!" Lu shouted.
"Lancer, do you mind beating her first? So we could have more peaceful fight?" Elesis asked.
"You're just tired, aren't you, Saber? What if you're going down first?" Ara smirked.
"Shirou! This is your fault for not being powerful!" Elesis protested.
"How is it my fault?!" Chung protested back.
Aisha flew and attacked them with her magical power.
"Hey, come down!" Ara shouted.
"Nope!" Aisha cackled.
"Saber, let's fight while she's attacking us!" Ara gripped her spear.
"Sounds interesting," Elesis agreed. "Let's fight!"
"Oh! Saber and Lancer decided to battle and ignore Caster!" Lu shouted in excitement. "I wonder where this is going!"
Ara dashed forward. "Surrender, Saber! You're tired, right?!"
"Look who's tired," Elesis smirked as she took a few step back.
Laser beams came to Ara's spot. Her eyes' widened as she dodged the laser beams and another spell came to her. She's not fast enough to dodge it.
Ara fell to the ground. Elesis walked toward her. "I guess I win?"
"This is not fair…" Ara murmured. After she said that, she faded away.
"That was fast," Lu sighed. "And now! The last battle! Caster is now looking down at Saber! Is she sure she's going to win?!"
"Of course I'm looking down at her! I'm flying!" Aisha protested.
"1 minute please," Elesis still took a breath. "I fought every single servant! Give me a break!"
"Except Archer," Chung corrected.
"Except Archer," Elesis repeated.
"I'm going to take the holy grail then," Aisha casted spells at Elesis. She ran as fast as she can to dodge all of them.
"Guys, seriously, you're bullying Saber," Chung sighed.
Aisha laughed. "I really wanted to bully someone! Die, Saber. Die!"
"Saber doesn't stand a chance, but she's still trying to fight!" Lu shouted.
"I'm not trying to fight! I just want to stay alive!" Elesis protested.
"Come on, Saber, you can do better than that".
Everybody looked at the rooftop, at the person beside Lu. "There's a new opponent! Wait, who are you?"
"Archer," Elsword chuckled. Magic circles appeared behind him. A sword came out from each magic circles.
"This is insane! I thought Archer uses bow, but look!" Lu pointed Elsword's magic circles. "Sword! Just like our previous Archer!"
"…Why are there 2 Archers?" Elesis asked.
"I've been living here since 10 years ago," Elsword replied.
"We have one conclusion: Archer uses sword," Chung concluded.
"I want to fight Saber, so you can just go away," Elsword released his swords at Aisha repeatedly.
Aisha faded away.
"That's crazy!" Elesis amazed.
"My, my, look at that! Caster defeated in a second!" Lu clapped her hands. "Die, Saber!"
"Commentator, you can't say that kind of thing!" Elesis protested.
"Saber, let's play!" Elsword smiled as he summoned another magic circles.
"Give me 5 minutes before I play with you," Elesis panted.
"No," Elsword released one of his swords passed Elesis.
"Brother, please?" Elesis smiled.
"I'm not your brother," Elsword smirked.
Elesis felt hurt inside.
"Karma," Chung commented.
Elsword released his swords at Elesis and she can't do anything but run away like before.
"Saber is running away! What is she—"
'I need to do something!' Chung closed his eyes.
"Trace on".
Chung summoned a sword. "Saber! Look! I did something!"
Stab!
Elesis' arm stabbed by one of Elsword's swords. She stabbed her invisible weapon to the ground, trying to stand up.
"Materialization?" Elsword landed on the ground and looked at Chung.
"W-Wait! Don't fight me! I can't use a sword!" Chung panicked. "Well, whatever," Chung gripped his sword. "This is my true self!" Chung dashed forward and swung his sword.
Elsword summoned a magic circle and took a sword. He parried Chung's attack and slashed him easily.
Chung fell to the ground. "N-Nevermind…"
"Shirou!" Elesis shouted. "By the way, where's our commentator?"
"I accidentally killed her," Elsword pointed the rooftop. Lu is lying on the rooftop, not moving.
Dumb ways to die.
Chung stood up. 'I need something more powerful!' Chung tried to summon another thing.
"Trace on!"
Chung summoned a golden scabbard. "Really?!"
"Shirou!" Elesis ran toward Chung and bring his sword. "Hold this!"
"What? Why?" Chung gripped his sword.
They sheathed the sword. A powerful aura came from the sword and killed Elsword.
"What the hell?! That works?!" Chung amazed. "Awesome!"
"Shirou, we win!" Elesis smiled.
"For real?" Chung asked. "Yay!"
"What is your wish, master?" Elesis asked.
"I want my cannon back," Chung whimpered.
Elesis nodded. "I miss my claymore, you know".
"Add! How could you?!" Chung protested to Add as soon as they went back to their world.
Add chuckled. "That sure ruined our friendship".
"Of course not," Eve took a sip of her tea.
"I should find some scabbard," Elesis said.
"That over-powered scabbard…" Chung facepalmed. "I don't even know anymore".
"I didn't get a unicorn!" Add yelled. Sparks came from his nasod dynamos.
"There, there, Add," Ara patted Add. "You'll get one soon".
"Elsword, Ciel said that I got better skill in using two swords than you," Rena said to Elsword.
"R-Rena! Don't say that!" Ciel shouted.
Elsword is lying down, trying not to cry.
"I'm sure we spent a lot of time on that," Eve looked at the clock.
90 minutes have passed.
"ADD, WE NEED MORE FUN THINGS TO DO!"
"SHUT UP!"
I wonder what should I make on the next chapter XD
Thanks for reading!
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Ra: Our author said it's actually Dota 2, but it's similar with LoL, so...
Add: Should we go to Dota 1?
Ra: What for? Anyway, our author said thank you. She glad that this story is funny for readers.
Chung: Let's go to LoL!
Add: Why? It's similar.