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I sighed walking over to the kitchen frige to get some chicken for lunch. That bastard Miphisto, it's his fault Amaimon's now got it into his head that I was the ideal person to teach him all about "human sexual interaction" I mean I'm not saying I couldn't do it, but I'm just not into guys and it would be awkward to..and its AMAIMON, that asshole tried to kill me the last time I saw him and now he's acting all frendly and shit who dose he think he is. I again sighed as I walked back to the boling pot of food I was cooking on the stove.
I was making curry for lunch, to be honest I'm so used to making lunch for me and Yukio i made way to much, but it didn't really matter I'm sure Ukobach would eat it or something. Packing my lunch away I headed out the kitchen and to class, I was already Half and hour late though since Yukio wasent there to wake me up. Walking out my dorm I was startled by a pouncing Amaimon "waaahh" I didn't mean to cry out, I frowned looking at the green haired demon.
" what the hell Amaimon" I would say 'what do you want' but unfortunately I had an idea of what he wanted from our little conversation the night before.
" oh Rin" he said putting his hand in what appeared to be an pink girly bag with several coulerfull key chains hanging off it, something told me this wasn't his bag
" I wanted to show you this" pausing as he pulled out several study books, a makeup bag, pens pencils a purse,
" eh Amaimon that isn't your bag is it?" It was blatantly obvious it wasn't
" no no it's not" he said still pulling out its entire content
"Then.." What was he looking for?
"I stole it" should have guessed
" you can just-" I was cut off by Amaimon as he yanked something out of the bag and thrust whatever he had towards me
" FOUND IT" he yelled
Looking down at what he had in his hand I found myself blushing wildly as I looked at its cover, it was a manga and not just a regular one like naruto or kuroko no basket or even black butler, I covered my mouth with my hand and sighed as I re-read the cover.
boku no piko VOL 1-2-3
I mean it's not like I actully look this stuff up or anything but if you watch anime online and you sometimes occasionally chat to other people online the subject of boku no pico might come up, I fact the first time I heard about it somone Said
" if satan decided to animate, boku no pico would be the outcome" which I found quit funny at the time till I looked it up and well... But why on earth did Amaimon have to find a copy of it.
"Amaimon why do you have that"
"Well I saw one of those two human girls I saw yestarday in her room with the Y-A-O-I manga and I broke in and stole her bag" How can he say that so normally
" why"
"I want to learn more about "sex" and this "interaction" humans do so I thought it would be useful to find some material to study on the subject" I just staird at him
"How long have you been Alive" I said " haven't you come across anything like this before" waving my hand in front of the "manga"
"No" he answered simply
"what do demons do then, don't they do this type of stuff" he looked confused
" demons do have intercourse" he paused looking strangely at me " but Not for pleasure or fun it's just to... create off spring"
"What really?"
"Yes" well this was awkward
"So" as dropping the manga onto the ground along with the other scattered things from the unfortunate girls bag, he started to walk towards me.
" show me what fun things humans do in sex" he was walking very slowly up to me " I wonder if it's diffrent than how demons have intercourse" he was right up in front of me know, literally face to face.
I tried to walk backwords away from him and realised I had a wall behind me.
"Wa-" he slammed his hand against the wall beside me, moving his face closer to mine
" your cheeks are going red, that's called blushing right?" Turning his head he smiled
"Blushing I'm NOT BLUSHING" I shouted in outrage, he must have found this funny as he giggled, he actually giggled
" iv read somewhere that when humans blush it means there attracted to somone" his smiled widening all the time " dose that mean you attracted to me Rin" which his free hand he pointed one of his long fingers at himself
" OF COURSE IM NOT FUCKING ATTR-"
"Shhhhh" he wispered in my ear putting his finger on my lips
" I can here somone coming" fuck I didn't want to be seen in a position like this, with a stolen bag and its contents spilled all over the ground around me with the very visible dirty shota manga at my feet and not to mention the psychopathic demon clinging onto me in an awkward position question me on sex, I would be humiliated for life.
I went to push Amaimon off me and most possibly punch him when...
" Well well don't you to seem to be having fun"
Both of us looked around to see a brightly coulered figure standing beside us
"Oh hello big brother"
"Miphisto" I said
I heard footsteps behind him, and somone talking
" listen I really hate to interrupt both of you but I don't think the corridor is the best place for this type of" he smiled " activity"
"What..no no no" I said pulling away sideways from Amaimon "this" I said pointing from me to that stupid demon king
" we are not a thing" I obviously didn't sound convincing since I was overly blushing and flustered
" right" Miphisto said very sarcastically
I looked from Amaimon to Miphisto and back to Amaimon
" IHAVEGOTTOGOIMLATEFORCLASS" I said all at once and rushed past Miphisto and down the corridor and headed to class which I was probably about and hour late for now
" BY RIN ILL SEE YOU LATER" I heard Amaimon called behind me.
Dammit how did I even get into this mess, oh yeah that bastard Miphisto I should have beat the hell out of him when I was back there.
I silently complained to myself till I got to the door of my classroom, I opened the door and walked in making my way to my seat.
" so your finally hear, it's ashame you can't get here on time like everyone else " said Bon
" shut up" I snapped back to him
beside me Shiemi cut into the conversation " you aren't usually this late Rin did something happen" she asked quietly
" nothin happened nothin at all" I was still super pissed at Amaimon
" why are you being all defensive" Bon said " I bet somthing did happen and your Keeping it to yourself" I looked over at him and growled
" whatever" leaning back in my seat, I'll just ignore the idiot
" yes it would be intesting to know why you were late for my class"
shura said from in front of me her voice like thick acid, I looked up to find her stairing down at me. Why of all the many times I have been late Am I being interrogated now
" I just slept in" it was a simple and plain excuse
" you slept in did you" she sounded super pissed at me " care to explain to me why you think that's a good enough excuse"
This was going to be a long conversation and it was all that stupid Amaimon's fault, I was going to kill him the next time I saw him.
Amaimon's POV-
"Big brother" I said as I sat in his office, chewing on a gummy bare
" yes" busy with his paperwork as always
"Rin is quit cute isn't me"
" you seem to be enjoying yourself a lot yes" he said sounding a little unsure but he was still concentratin on his stacked pile of papers. There was a pause for awhile but it broke when I looked over at big brother
" would you be angry" I paused " if I broke Rin"
This time big brother did look up and his face twisted into that of the most terrifying horror, his eyes darkened and the aura around him blackened and twisted into that of fury.
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