Author's Note: Well here I am back again and ready to go, no reviews yet sadly and if u have read and don't have an account here or something, at least try to guess the newcomer that I'm hinting on at the time thru e-mail. Also there will be spanking mention in this chappie.
Disclaimer: I only own Master and this Smash Mansion.
Chapter 2: Pranks and An All New Showdown
Master stood for a moment in the sun of the island, pondering the idea of this 3rd party Smasher. "If this doesn't go well I may have to clip Pit's wings and I ain't goin' through that kinda situation between these two, this is a religious situation what was Sakurai-san thinking?! I'm a cyborg I can't handle this type of thing... I'll make Ganondorf do it. In the meantime I need to think of a game plan for when I introduce this guy, I mean-""Ahhh this is gonna be sweet!" a deep growling voice stated from inside the nearby forest.
"Hm?" Master mumbled in curiosity, a look inside showed a large turtle-like creature with a spike coated shell and horns with a red mullet pouring what looked like melted chocolate into a missile like device.
"It sure is hehe." a deep a stereotypical Texan voice coming from a werewolf looking man wearing spiked shoulder pads and an unzipped leather vest and fingerless gloves showing nail-like claws and various other spikes, punk accessories and chains around his body including a half visor replacing his right eye.
Bowser and Wolf
Wolf appeared to be pouring milk into the same missile as Bowser when a young boy looking about 11 in a green tunic and a very large sleeping cap-like like hat walked over to them with a large stick and a bottle of ³Omega Grade Ultra Hot Sauce².
Young Link (or Junior, Little Link, Toon Link etc.)
"Alright I got a stirrer and the hot sauce, you guys sure this'll work? I mean the Wolfen Landmaster has power but I think it has to much power what if it goes to high and they hear and run before it hits? Or it gos to far and it misses?" Junior asked with worry as he looked over the cannon of a nearby red, black and silver futuristic tank.
"Would you relax!?" Bowser shouted in annoyance.
"Ya yer seriously lettin' ur moms Triforce of Wisdom get to ya I doubt the smarts are hereditary," Wolf informed him, "and besides the Landmaster has some serious precision theres no way we'll miss." he guaranteed, loading the chocolate-milk and hot sauce filled missile into the cannon of the tank and aimed at the air above a flower garden with a pink dressed woman with a crown and blonde hair in it watching five different colored creatures play an unusual game of tag in the flowers while a short man with a space helmet and a futurisctic spacesuit took notes while sitting in a nearby tree.
Peach, Pikmin and Olimar
Suddenly Young Link went white, Bowser cringed and Wolf winced as a pitch black claw with harpoon like nails rested on his shoulder, "As much as I love a good prank, I'm afraid I can't let ya do that Star Wolf.(1)"
Wolf chuckled and looked the robot that appeared behind him an not even a blink of an eye "Master... what a surprise hehehe." he chuckled nervously.
Suddenly Master's eyes turned into a forest green, a sign of sympathy; like the, villains Master truly enjoyed good solid prank and this was a good one, the plan was to fire the hot sauce and chocolate laced milk about 70 feet above the field that the princess and spaceman were chillin' out. "Calm Wolf you're not in trouble, I'm in a forgiving mood," Master assured the anthro man. He soon eyed the missile, "I'll take this," he informed the group, grabbing the weapon and in the blink of an eye, he pulled it under his cloak-like armor and placed it in a compartment in his chest (for safe keeping). "Listen up you three theres a meeting in...² he check his wrist which opened revealing a timer, "25 minutes. Young Link report to Her Highness and Olimar and explain the situation if they vouch for you, you may not be punished TOO severly, though either way you may hope they take pity and not punish you until after the meeting, it could be a long sitting period. And Bowser I wish to speak to you after the meeting," the Observer explained.
"K no prob I'll be there," the Koopa King promised as he and Wolf left for the mansion.
A ringing erupted in Master's internal hearing speakers and his eyes turned powder blue in curiousity, recognizing the ring as Sakurai's "Hai?" he answered Suddenly his eyes turned DEEP blood red "WHAT!? ANOTHER ONE?! NOW!? I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THE FIRST ONE YET!!." a pause, "Your right Sakurai-Sama I shouted out of term I apologize," he sighed in frustration, "Well who is it?" another pause, "are you sure thats such a good idea?" A third pause, "very well Sakurai-San."
MEANWHILE
In the atmosphere of Earth a silver advanced looking saucer floated in space as a short grey-blue skinned alien with glassy red-black eyes and a technological jetpack on his back wearing a white and black jumpsuit with the numbers ³138² written on the right side of the front in a strange format was prepping for atmospheric travel.
Cryptosporidium 138 (or ³Crypto² for short)
"Are all systems go, Crypto?" a small blue holographic spiked head with odd horn-like portusions on his cheekbones asked from a projector on the purple inside of the ship.
Orthopox 13 (or ³Pox² for short)
"Ya Pox, all set. Tell me why are so interested about this fighting tournament? It's televised - won't it get us exposed?" Crypto asked filled to the brim with annoyed curiosity.
"Why yes it will but the humans trust these Smash Brothers and if they trust us then our missions will be easier, and besides using my Big Willy as your Final Smash with get major publicity for my restaurant and with the poularity of these tournaments my Big Willy will expand faster and larger then EVER BEFORE!!"
Crypto sighed in annoyance with a disgusted look. "Tell me Pox do ya think at all when ya talk about your restaurant?" he questioned, sick of accidental puns.
"Not really, why?" Crypto sighed once more. "Forget it Pox, just target the Smash Mansion and let's go." At that the saucer changed directions and blasted off at full speed to the island.
MEANWHILE (again)
Master had finally gathered all The Smashers with 5 minutes to spare all but two of the newcomers Sakurai had confirmed to him had arrived and chit-chatting amongst themselves while a strange man in a suit was sitting in a chair at the end of the waiting room. "WHERE ARE THEY!!" Master screamed in his head in anger at the absence of Crypto and the demon. Not long after the thought a tremor erupted making a large crack in the ground, a silver flame suddenly shot out of it, demonic spirits shot out and circled it. Master quickly pulled in his armor to look like shark-like fins behind him connected to his back by small nodes and spread them like wings at his sides at an angle like his head revealing a pitch black body and a silver chest and abdomen; shoulder pads that looked strangely like Samus', only spiked; and the tips of his claws began to resonate with pitch black energy. Master took a defensive stance as four spider legs shot out of the crevasse the back two legs thin and spindly and the front two thick skinned and spiky, the legs pulled raising up the body attached to them, the face of which was demonic and smirking at the fear he had instilled in the other newcomers. He looked old and rigid with a grey-green tint to his skin and long tentacles coming out of his back, upper arms and head, he was wearing not but a loincloth-like crotch plate, a furry spiked collar around his neck and a strange necklace with a yellow glowing stone on it.
Baal
Master relaxed, untensed and closed his armor as he saw who was causing the strange chaos which soon dissipated as the crack closed "R.O.B, Ganondorf, Bowser, restrain Pit," he ordered into an intercom link on his shoulderpad, almost immediately there was a shout and the sound of struggling, after which Baal and the suit-guy in the corner chuckled. Master checked his timer, it was time for the meeting.
Master walked silently onto the stage and looked out into the crowd of warriors, shutting them up, before he said anything a scanned the crowd for Pit who he found bound in R.O.B's arms, gagged courtesy of Ganondorf and being restrained additionally by Bowser. Master nodded at them and cleared his throat. "Smashers!! A new tournament is beginning," he paused for appluase and shouted in jubilation from The Smashers, "as with the previous two tournament there will be newcomers but before I introduce a couple of them would like to happily confirm that ALL Smashers from the previous 3 tournaments WILL be returning," he paused once more for even more praise then previously, "now onto the Newcomers. NEW SMASHERS, ENTER!!"
After that command a tall, fat anthro alligator with green skin and a golden gut and chest (literally) wearing a long luxurious cape and a crown walked into the room; followed by a short man that looked like Mario except wearing a tank-top covered by an aqua overshirt with shine-sprite designs all over it he was also wearing sunglasses and the F.L.U.D.D on his back. He in turn was followed by an even shorter man wearing a blue version of Olimar's suit except taller with a longer head and blonde hair. Most shocking would be the spider-like creature he was riding that carried four large weapons and mettalic armor, and THEY were followed by Baal (whose arrival, as predicted, threw Pit into a frenzy), and HE was followed by the suit-guy
King K. Rool, Delphino Mario, Titan Dweevil & Louie
"All Smashers with complaints put a grattin' sock in it. THAT means you Pit." Who gave up and just glared at The Lord of Destruction (Baal) who smirked back. Meanwhile in the crowd a large, white-purple skinned cat-like Pokemon and a large black and blue dog-like Pokemon with a spike on his cream colored chest and hands eyed the suit-guy suspiciously.
Mewtwo and Lucario
"I regret to inform," Master continued, "that the fifth newcomer was unable to arrive before the meeting."
Meanwhile Lucario and Mewtwo were talking in their heads "I think he's wrong about the fifth newcomer, I'm getting strange brainwaves off of the man in the suit." Mewtwo thought to his jackal-looking ally who had just opened his eyes revealing a fading gold glow.
"I agree, I just checked his Aura that's actually a small large headed creature who used Psychokinesis to mold his Aura into the form of the man." Lucario stated confirming Mewtwo's suspicion. He quickly and telekineticly inform Master of this.
"Nevermind Smashers," Master told them, his head trimming suddenly started flashing and the suit-guy fazed away revealing revealing Crypto.
"Hey knock it off your killin' my concentration!" The Furon ordered at Master who stopped his "PK Disrupter" (a special weapon designed to disable Psychokinesis).
"There you are Crypto, your Holobob needs work." Master critisized happily relieved of his burden of explaining the missing 3rd Party to Sakurai.
"The tournament wil be known as "Super Smash Brothers Showdown" now on to the newcomers."
K. Rool stepped forward, "my name is King K. Rool the eternal nemesis of Donkey Kong and the leader of the Kremling Krew." with that K. Rool sneered at The Kongs and stepped back.
Delphino Mario stepped forward, "The names Delphino Mario, just call me DM im the fourth and youngest Mario Bro. And fight with F.L.U.D.D here." After his short intro DM nodded to his brothers and stepped back.
Louie made the Titan Dweevil step forward, "My name's Louie, I'm Captain Olimar's new partner and like him don't do my own fighting this guy, the Titan Dweevil, fights for me." TD simply walked back.
Baal didn't move, "I am Baal the Lord of Destruction and the third of The Prime Evils." Baal chuckled at the once-again struggling Pit.
Crypto step forward arrogantly smirking, "the name's Cryptosporidium 138, just call me Crypto. I went through 3 video games and thousands of humans to get to where I am now." Crypto moonwalked back to his place.
"There you have it Smashers, more newcomers will be revealed and introduced throughout the next... undetermined period of time. Bowser meet me in my office, SMASHERS DISMISSED!." As they left Pit and Baal glared at eachother, though not wanting to face Master's wrath, Pit did nothing but glare and left.
MEANWHILE
"What does Master want with me?" Bowser thought curiously as he climb the stairs to the top-most office in the mansion. "I mean seriously all I did was prep for a prank he said we weren't in trouble, so whats he want?!" Bowser carefully grasped the doorknob to Master's office and walked in.
"Ah Bowser, welcome; I have a matter of love speak of with you." Bowser looked shocked.
"Woah woah woah! What's goin' on here, big guy, what's this all about?" Bowser interrogated praying to every god he's ever heard of that Master wasn't coming on to him.
"Now now theres no cause for alarm, this is about your wife." Master told him hoping to bring the malicious Queen of the Koopas into the Showdown.
"W-W-What do ya want what with her?" he stuttered, Master simply tossed him a letter and the Ice Climbers' Condor.
"I need you to invite her," the Observer stated flatly.
"But what about that guy S-Saki-Suka- duh whatever his name is? What if he doesn't approve?" Bowser questioned, doubtful of this whole situation.
"It doesn't matter Sakurai gave me full permission to invite 2 Smashers and 1 Assist Trophy," Master told him his eyes flushing orange with excitement, "and I have decided Bowselta will be perfect." Master finished. After Bowser agreed to invite her he left and left Master to his thoughts on the one emotion he didn't understand. Love.
Author's Note: Whew long one and don't worry I have permission from Walkazo to use Bowselta and I may change the rating due to Baal but I have a question who is more suprising? Baal or Crypto? Also I would like to mention I will be posting newcomer movesets on my profile.
Newcomer Hint: His only appearance on a Nintendo console is the Gameboy Advance and he weilds an odd blade.
Company: Square Enix