chapter 2 Gilbert and Ludwig

rules for dating my unawesome brother by the awesome me Gilbert Beilschmidt

1. help him to loosen the hell up.
(Gilbert be serious.
I am serious. i'm always serious. except vhen i'm not. keseseseses)
2. help him pull the stick out of his ass.
(Gilbert you're only on number 2 and you're already giving me a headache.
number 2. keseseseses.
*sigh*)
3. learn to make German food and German cakes and things.
4. get him to laugh already so he von't look like a damn marble statue or something.
(*sigh* Gilbert)
5. be cute. and Italian. and named Feliciano Vargas.
(Gilbert!
Vat?! it's true!)
6. i know you can't be as awesome as me, or awesome at all, but Feli's pretty close to awesome so be as awesome as you can Feli and
try and get my brother to stop being so stuck up and boring and such a veirdo and help him have at least a little bit of awesomeness
because obviously being around the awesome me so much isn't helping any.
(Gilbert i svear i'm going to punch you in the throat.)
7. my brother seriously needs some loving in some vay or another if you know what i mean, hehehe so do something about it already
Feli!
(Gilbert that's enough! stop vith these stupid rules!)

rules for dating my idiot brother who thinks he's awesome but he's really not by Ludwig Beilschmidt
(I don't think i'm awesome i am awesome!
yes yes, keep telling yourself that and let me write.)

1. try and keep him from yelling "I am awesome" as much as possible
(I can't help it, i'm awesome!)
2. be prepared to punch him as he's an idiot quite often.
(oh that's not fair bruder.
it may not be fair but it's true.)
3. don't take him drinking. i can not stress that one enough. if you think he's bad sober he's 10 times vorse drunk.
(you're just jealous of my awesomeness!
yes of course that's the reason.)
4. do not let him go anywhere vith Antonio or Francis. that's another one i can not stress enough.
(too much awesome in one room!)
5. be nice to my bruder. he may be an idiot quite a bit but he's still my bruder and i'll kick your ass if you hurt him.
(awww my baby bruder is being all protective of the awesome me! how sweet! keseses.
*sigh* shut up Gilbert.)
6. keep him away from Elizabeta and Roderich.
(awww now, miss skillet and mr fancy pants are fun to annoy! keseses!)
7. make sure he's home at a decent hour. another i can not stress enough.
(you're no fun as usual bruder.)