Disclaimer: While I'm not 100% sure FaceSite is real, if it is real I do not own Facesite. Facesite is only meant to be a parody of Facebook, something I do not own either.

Jason sat down in front of his computer. He pressed the lower-case 'f' on his desktop, loading up a login screen for FaceSite.

He quickly typed in his info:

Username: xXTeletubbyTicklerXx

Password: GenericPasswordHere

He punched the 'Enter' key and waited for the screen to load his Facebook page. Jason's eyes went immediately to his wall, to which he saw his friend Melanie had posted a picture of her taking a selfie with Freddy Fazbear. Below the picture was written:

Hay-lo! melanie3023 freddy caught me & now hes gonna kill me - shoving me in suit. Bye bye, every1, I luv u all...

Jason blinked, making sure he wasn't seeing things. "What the hell are my friends doing when I'm not with them?"

Melanie quickly sprinted down the east hallway, running past the kitchen where Chica was located and past Bonnie who attempted to block her as she ran into the backstage room.

The brunette nearly screamed as she was greeted by a group of mascot heads and an endoskeleton staring right her. She stood in silence, as the animatronics searched frantically. They ransacked the dining hall, thinking she was hiding under the table.

While death was something that Melanie should be dearly concerned about right now, she kept feeling the constant urge to check how many likes and messages she got on the picture she just uploaded.

'Dammit, I can't check right now.' She reminded herself in her head, 'Do you wanna get freaking killed?'

The young adult then smirked, 'But what if Jason or mom posted something important? What about Joanne's baby photos? I can't miss them!'

Finally giving in, she pulled out her phone and began frantically logging into FaceSite. She quickly scrolled to the image she uploaded and saw she got 4 comments on it:

'lol suks to be u.' Posted by Mike Schmidt.

'Bish, u be cray-cray! Y u applyin' 4 crazy-ass jobs?' Posted by Frinz Smith.

'can anyone check those suits in the back room, plz?' Posted by Phone Guy.

'wth?' - Posted by Jason McCharles.

Melanie couldn't keep herself from chuckling at Jason's comment. "Oh Jason, you're so funny." she said to herself quietly.

"Indeed he is." A low, robotic voice said. Melanie screamed and jumped away from where she heard the sound. Beside her was Freddy Fazbear, who glared at her.

"I'm tired of your games, Melanie." the bear said, slight anger in his voice. "Now hold still and I'll make stuffing you into this suit nice and easy."

Melanie felt the bear grab her shoulder and shove her back into the wall. Freddy looked down as saw she was on FaceSite.

"You should refresh the page on your picture, my dear." Freddy suggested in a falsely innocent tone.

Melanie looked down and pressed the refresh button on her phone, she scrolled back down to the picture to see something else on it:

Freddy Fazbear, Toy Freddy, BB and 8 others like this.

She glared up at Freddy, "You ass!" she exclaimed.

"Now, now... No need for that kind of language." Freddy grabbed Melanie by the neck and hung her over the Fazbear suit. "Now, stand straight and still, it'll be quicker for both of us that way."

Melanie braced herself for her death as Freddy lowered her into the suit. She felt her legs get cut up and severed, she screamed at the top of her lungs, "Damn you and your addictive-ness, FaceSite!"

"Too bad your last words involved a made-up word (addictive-ness), you incompetent brat." Freddy snapped, shoving the girl into the suit as she let out one last cry.

"Is it over, Freddy?" A much higher, but still masculine voice asked.

"Yes Bonnie, it's over." Freddy confirmed walking back into the Dining Room.

"So what should we do now?" Chica asked.

"Let's play 20 questions." the bear suggested, "But first, let me take a selfie." He pulled out Melanie's green iPhone 5 and snapped a picture of himself.

"God dammit! I forgot about that stupid flash!" Freddy shouted, while grunting in agony. He toppled over, slamming on to a table and breaking it in half.

"I'll get the first aid kit," Chica said, less concerned and rather annoyed. She ran off to the backstage.

Bonnie shook his head and began to adjust chairs while Freddy flailed on the ground in pain still.

A/N: I can happily say that this was in no way my most logical work of fiction (...actually, maybe it is. I dunno, I'll let you guys be the judge of that.)

P.S - All passwords and usernames in this story are in no way based off of anyone intentionally. Any real life usernames that are the same as the ones in this story is entirely coincidental.