Dark Light woke up in the most comfortable bed ever. He looked around, and noticed a light-yellow body near him. He lifted the cover's and a barrage of smells assaulted his nose. It was the smell of sweat and sex juices dried up. He looked at the body and remembered her name.

Flutter Twist. A beautiful name really, but it reminds me of some other pony,

who could it be. Oh well, he thinks. He took off the cover's and stood up. He looked down at himself and saw that his pants were missing. He looked around frantically, wanting to cover up for when Flutter Twist saw his cutie mark. He spotted it and his hoodie off in a corner of the room, right next to the hamper.

He used his magic and floated it over to him. He looked around and noticed two doors. One was on the wall to the left, and the other was right behind him. He went to the one right behind him and opened the door via magic. He stepped in and realized he was in the bathroom.

He looked at himself and saw that his mane was a mess. It was frizzed up from bed-head and the sex that he had last night. He looked around, and saw the bath. Hmm, well, I guess it might be OK for me to take a shower right? Wow. I'm supposed to be a cold blooded killer and I'm wondering if I'm able to use the shower? Weak as hell, he thought.

Nevertheless, he walked out of the bathroom and trotted over to Flutter Twist's side of the bed. He shook her ever so slightly and woke her up. She looked around, bewildered, and then focused her attention on Dark Light.

She squinted her eyes on him before remembering who he was. "Ugh, I was uh, wondering if I could use your shower?" he asked. She waved her hoof in his face and nodded

mumbling "Yeah sure whatever." "Thanks" and off he went.

He practically sprinted into the bathroom. He threw his clothes in the corner and looked for a towel. He spotted one on the wall to his left. He turned the water on, and ran his hoof under it to make sure it was the right temperature.

Warm, but still had a bit of cold in it too. Perfect. He put another tentative hoof in, because his hooves tended to lie to him. It was good, so he stepped in and was instantly aware of something.

He looked down at his body and saw the bloodstains from the day before. He forgot to clean off. And he was completely naked when he got down with Flutter Twist. Wait, we were both drunk, were we? Yeah, yeah I think we were, he thought.

He let out a breath of air he didn't know he was holding and continued with his shower.

He squirted out some shampoo/conditioner and began to wash his mane. He then proceeded to squirt some more shampoo/conditioner and began to wash his tail.

When he was done, he got some body wash and washed his body. He stood there

for a minute. He was trying to remember what happened last night. He knew he had sex. But he couldn't remember if they did anything else.

He turned off the shower and stepped outside of the shower. He shivered from the cold. He quickly picked up his towel and dried off. He looked at his clothes and, figuring that they were probably still good, put them on. When he had his hoodie on, he noticed that there was something in his hoodie pockets. He used his magic to pick it up, open it, and began to read.

Dark Light, I figure that if you are reading this you have left already. I kinda expected it. But I wanted to ease your mind. No, you didn't wear a condom, but there was no need for you to. I was on the pill and wouldn't have been to able to have a foal. Oh, and if you ever wanted to contact me, you can go to the Police Department. Ask for Flutter Twist, they'll lead you right into my office. Or you could go back to the bar. I'm normally there after work. Hope to see you soon.

He reread the message and then folded it up. He couldn't believe it, not only did she think he was gonna walk out on her when he woke up, she wanted to make sure that he could contact her if he ever wanted to. Smiling, he tucked the note into his hood pocket, and trotted out.

He made his way over to Flutter Twist and kissed her on the forehead. He then

made his way out the other door that was right across from the bed and walked through. He looked around, and saw a rather plain-looking room. There was a T.V. sitting against the wall to his left, with a couch sitting across from it.

He looked to the right and saw a doorway with no door. He went over and walked through. He walked into the kitchen. He looked around and saw a table with four chairs. He went over to the fridge that was on the left wall. Next to it there was some cabinets and counters, including a sink.

He opened the fridge and saw things that you would normally see in a fridge. Milk, eggs, juice, liquor, wheat, and a number of other things. He floated out ingredients to make a pancake-egg breakfast, and set to work. After about thirty minutes of cooking, he had just about everything ready.

He set the table and place the food on the plates. He then walked into the bedroom and woke up Flutter Twist. She looked around for a minute, then looked at Dark Light. She could smell the shampoo/conditioner, on him. He smelt like chocolate and roses. Not a bad smell. "Come on, it's time to eat." he said. She looked confused, so Dark Light just rolled his eyes and lifted her out of the bed via magic.

She looked startled, but soon calmed down when she smelt the pancakes and eggs. She was set down, and she nearly toppled over. But she was caught by Dark Light. He steadied her, and they walked over to the table. Flutter was practically drooling by the time she reached the table. She sat down at her spot, added some butter and syrup to her pancakes, and devoured them.

When she was done, she was rubbing her tummy in a satisfied way. Dark light was still eating, taking slow bites, enjoying the taste. Flutter Twist, not wanting to wait for him to finish being a bird, walked off to take a shower. Dark Light heard the water turning on, he then used his magic to pull a blade from one of the cabinets.

He quickly dragged it against his fur under his hoodie sleeve, and dripped it onto his pancakes. He then washed off the blood and put the knife back. He put some clothe around the wound, and pulled his sleeve over it. He then poured some syrup onto his pancakes, to hide the blood, and began to eat.

He loved the taste of the blood, and he quickly ate up the pancake. When he was finished, he levitated the plate over to the sink and let it sink into the water that had mysteriously appeared in the sink. He wondered where it came from, but decided to leave it. He didn't need to go snooping around.

Now, he thought, who will die today. Hmm. Maybe, no no that wouldn't go to well. No, no fillies that's for sure. I thought I told you no about that already. HEY, NO, WE ARE NOT DOING THAT OK! Good, now stop suggesting it. No I will not kill her. Well, for one, she's a cop, so that's a definite no. And two, I, I kinda like her, he thought.

The voices in his head first started two months ago. First it was Killer, then Lust, then Insanity, and finally, Mastermind. Together, along with Dark Light, they became murderers. Well, Dark Light, did, they just floated around his head making suggestions. They conversed with each other, commonly talking about shit they had no clue about. Once, two of 'em had a fight about which bug, that they made up, would win in a fight. Arachni-god, or Death, the twelve legged cockroach that could spit fire. Arachni-god could spit acid. The ensuing fight over who would win caused Dark Light to have an ear-splitting headache that almost caused him to shoot himself in the head to stop the pain.

But they stopped talking to each other after they realized what was about to happen to them. Dark light got up and walked out of the kitchen. He went over to the window that was right next to the window and looked out. It was raining.

Good, he thought, I like the rain. He walked through the bedroom to the bathroom door and yelled "Hey Twist! I'm a head home OK!" He heard a yell saying yeah sure whatever. He walked over to the front door, then stopped. He turned toward the window and trotted over. There was a fire escape, and he had an idea. Why go through the door, when this was faster. He quickly opened the window and jumped out. He closed the window and looked up.

He closed his eyes and stood there for a minute. He loved the feel of raindrops. It was... Relaxing. Hearing a noise, he snapped back to reality. A cat had knocked over some trash can's. Dark Light then put his hood up, which had a hole in it so that his horn could poke through. He then jumped down three stories and landed with a big splash in a puddle.

Most ponies that would have tried that would have died, or broken their legs.

But Dark Light wasn't like most ponies. In fact, his very origin was what caused him to be so... Strange. He was born like any other pony, yes. But his birth was over two-hundred years ago. He wasn't an Alicorn. But he was dead. Literally. He died one-hundred something years ago in The Great Pony War. The reason why he was alive is because a Necromancer gave him life.

When he awoke, their was some pony standing over him, he couldn't remember who he was, but he does remember jumping up and running him through with his horn. The Necromancer that had awoken him was surprised. But that's another story for another time.

Dark Light walked out of the alley, and took a left. He then ran straight for about three blocks before turning left and continued on until he reached the edge of town. He continued for about two to three miles before he turned left down another dirt road.

At the end of the road, sat a run-down cottage. He stopped in front of the cottage and took the site in. His eyes passing over every little crack, stain, and cracked window.

He took a deep breath and released it in a relaxed way.

He calmed walked over to the door and teleported inside. Inside was a beautiful house. And when I say beautiful I mean FUCKING AMAZING! OK, words cannot describe the amount of shit he has. Just go look up some bad ass house interiors. You see them? OK, now multiply that by, like, a thousand or something and you'll understand. I mean, this guy has a mansion hidden inside of an itty bitty little cottage. Insane. He has shit like floating T.V.'s that follow him if he asks. He has three pools connecting to one big ass pool in the middle of the place. He has a waterfall and the best video game system in all of Equestria. He has games up to the fucking ceiling. He may have only two friends on his system, but they were the best players ever. They included Princess Luna and some guy called Button_Mashing420. He had the best kitchen EVER. And by what I mean, he has a GHOST cook his meals. Awesome right? Now I can't tell you everything, cause it would take me a while. But now, BACK TO THE STORY!

He walked over to his teleporter(cause he is so fucking awesome, he can't teleport himself to the place he needs to go). He looked over the list of places that he could go and chose the surveillance room. He waited three seconds before he was teleported into the area. He looked around and saw monitor's all over the place. He went over to the main one and flipped through the channel's.

He switched to the center of Ponyville. Nothing was going on. He panned the camera and watched all over. He was getting bored so he decided to go down to his dungeon(Yep) and see if he still had any more 'toys'. He walked over to his teleporter and pressed the Dungeon button. After three seconds, he was teleported there.

He looked around and saw blood all over the place. Cobwebs hung in the corner's, while body part's littered the floor. Dark Light could hear a faint whimpering. He followed the sound to the southwest corner, nearly tripping over three dead, decomposing, bloody, skeletal bodies, two fore legs, and one bloated head.

When he found the pony who was whimpering, he smiled ear to ear. For what stood before him was a pony who was perfectly healthy. In fact, he had never even seen this pony before. Her name...

Was Cloud Kicker

Wow, my second chapter. I didn't get to the gruesome shit that I wanted to. Oh, and I must tell you that Cloud Kicker is a real pony off of the show. I did not come up with her in any way. Well, I hope you enjoy the next chapter I'm gonna post, cause it's gonna get bloody real fast! Enjoy!