Hi Ho!
Jung Yunho was peeved. It was his birthday and he had received (less) fan-mail and fan gifts than last year. He seemed to be losing all the love that he once was getting. This wasn't fair. He was the one with the perfect nose given by the gods. How was it that Jaejoong had (gotten) more fans and supporters than he! He was the leader of all things!
"Something's not right!" He muttered to himself, walking in circles around the fortress of gifts that he had been given by the fans and his friends. "Something is amiss here... Why is it... that I am only receiving three hundred and ninety six gifts instead of four hundred and twelve?! I'm losing my fame! Why?! I'm the leader! I'm the second eldest and no doubt I'm the most handsome! Why do I not get more fan mail than all of the other band mates combined?!"
"Yunho!! We're going out to the local club to drown away our sorrows, you want to come along?" Junsu asked, dressed in his best clubbing outfit which consisted of lots of fish net and hair spray.
"None of you could ever be as sorrow ridden as I..." Yunho sighed, but decided to not fight against his friends. He didn't want to be alone in the house on his birthday, that would only make too much sense and make him even more angst ridden.
Without much more to say he disappeared to his room to change into more club-esque clothes than what he wore now. He wanted to look sexy, (amazingly so), but since he was feeling so dark (and depressed) he felt that he had to go gothic sexy. Thus, he put on a very tight tank top that showed off his sexy chest and six pack that he worked very hard to get, along with that he wore a belted pair of pants and topped his outfit off with lots of fishnet and a bunch of silver jewelry.
"I look (damned) sexy." He commented posing in front his mirror, staring happily at his reflection. "I'll be every girl will be falling for this lovely body at the club." He told himself smirking and winking at the mirror before climbing into the limo with all his other friends.
The ride from the rich apartment complex to the club was excruciating long for Yunho. He wanted to get out from it all, he was sick and tired of being so happy, he wanted to find someone who would understand him. Someone who could understand what it felt like to be run away from home, to understand what hard work was, he wanted someone who would sympathize with him and his super glue drinking incident.
It was too bad that his band mates (only) cared about themselves.
Yunho sighed and looking out the left window, and then looked out the right window. There was nothing interesting happening other than the occasional girl flying on a broomstick or a boy running around shooting laser beams from his fingertips. It was a normal day in his world and because it was normal, this only made Yunho feel (more) gloomy. He wanted excitement, he wanted adventure, he wanted LOVE of all things.
"Why world..." He muttered gloomily, his face sticking to the glass of the limo. "Why do I have to be so condemned and hated?"
He brooded and angsted throughout the rest of the car ride until he got to the club.
"Fir Night Club..." He muttered to himself quizzically, confused that his friends would choose some new establishment created by Americans to go to. But he was too angst filled to really care about it, instead, he walked in, his face smug and a confident stride, sure that the girls would be flocking him.
How wrong he was. No one seemed to care when he walked in, instead, they all mobbed the youngest of the band, Changmin.
CHANGMIN! Of all the members, him! Why... he wasn't even old enough to drink! Why would HE be the most popular?!
Yunho huffed and walked past the crowd, going to the dance floor to relieve his stress. However, the crowd and noise in the center distracted him from being a chick magnet with his amazing dance skills. Curious as to who would be stealing the spotlight from him, he moved towards the center of the stage and was shocked at what he saw.
There was an amazingly gorgeous girl who was breakdancing to the pounding music. His heart stopped for a moment when he saw her. She was amazing! More amazing than him! The king of dance in DBSK! There wasn't supposed to be a person more amazing than him! There just couldn't be.
However, instead of feeling great (hate and) jealously towards the girl, Yunho instantly fell in love with her and her amazing dance skills. "Oh... Dear god... I'm in love..." He whispered approaching the dancing stage. "I CHALLENGE YOU (TO A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME)!" He shouted, pointing at the girl. " AND TO A DANCE BATTLE!"
The music beat, and the music drummed in his heart. He danced his soul away, but in the end, lost to her. After it was over, he pulled her over. "Who are you?!" He asked, dazzled by her beauty and her grace on the dance floor.
"Yunho... Don't you remember me?" She asked smiling. "I'm your best friend before you left to become famous!" She exclaimed happily. "Ma-Ri Sou?"
"I... Don't remember you... But... you do look very familiar..."
"Yunho..." Ma-Ri Sou whined. "How could you forget me?! I became a great dancer just like you so I could find you! You ran away without telling any of your friends! We thought you died!"
"Ma-Ri Sou..." Yunho whispered. "I... I didn't want to hurt you..."
Ma-Ri Sou pouted. "Well you know what? Because of you, I ran out of money and I ran out of places to go to. But at least I found you!"
Yunho grinned from ear to ear. No wonder he didn't get as many presents as he did last year, his best fan was out on the run looking for him! What a gift it was THIS year to actually see her. Even if he didn't remember her at all.
"Don't worry Ma-Ri Sou! We can let you live with us in our rich apartment complex! I'm sure we've got a spare room somewhere!"
"But... Yunho... I wanna cuddle up with you at night... you know how afraid of the dark I am..." Ma-Ri Sou pouted, putting a delicately manicured nail on her blood red lips that were naturally that color. "Don't you remember the promise that you made us before leaving? You promised that you wouldn't change..."
"I haven't!" Yunho defended. "I have not changed one bit!"
"Then why are you shoving me out?!" Ma-Ri Sou whined. "Why do you hate me so much all of a sudden!? Have you turned gay?! Do you love the men that you work with more than ME?! The person who loves you the most?!"
"Ma-Ri Sou! ...I could never forget you... it's just.. that you've changed and become so beautiful that I couldn't help but try to put you aside!"
"Why?!" Ma-Ri Sou cried. "WHY?!"
"Because... if they found out... then the fans... they would be scared of us... they'd be scared that I'd be falling in love... and then our whole world will fall apart..."
Ma-Ri Sou's (naturally) red eyes started to tear up, her (naturally) red lips trembled slightly. "... But... I love you so much..." She whined.
"I love you too Ma-Ri Sou... (Even though I really don't remember you..)" Yunho whispered before pulling her into a (deep) kiss. "But...we can't let our love get in the way of my career..." He murmured lovingly to her. "There's too much at stake..."
"But... as long as I'm with you... It's alright..." Ma-Ri Sou whispered, her hands wrapping around Yunho's (perfect) waist and gently massaging his (perfect) back.
"yes... Let's tell the world that we're going to get married then!" Yunho exclaimed suddenly. "That way... no one will get in the way of our love!"
"Yes! It's a perfect idea!" Ma-Ri Sou agreed smiling broadly. "Oh Yunho! Before you came, I was so depressed, I wanted to slash my wrists and read depressing books while I waited for the blood to stop flowing!"
"Don't worry Ma-Ri Sou!" Yunho murmured running his hands through her (perfectly) straight and (naturally) black and red tipped hair. "I'll protect you until the sun falls from the sky."
"Oh Yunho... You're such a man!" Ma-Ri Sou exclaimed happily, her (large) breasts bouncing up and down happily as her (Naturally changing) blue eyes gleamed happily. "Let's go tell all your band mates!" Ma-Ri Sou Suggested.
"What a great idea! You're so smart! And you can dance... what else should I ask for in a girl!" Yunho sighed wrapping his arm around Ma-Ri Sou's (tiny) waist.
"Take me away Yunho! I no longer have to angst!" Ma-Ri Sou happily exclaimed as she was walked back to the table that the rest of the DBSK boys were sitting at.
Yunho grinned as he approached his table. "Guys... I've fallen in love!" He announced, bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet.
Jaejoong, Changmin, Yoochun and Junsu all looked at Yunho and at the (beautiful) girl he had scored. "You're... In love that fast?!" Yoochun asked. "You're gonna go through more girlfriends than me!"
"Oh no!" Yunho cried out laughing at Yoochun's (Outlandish) statement. "We've known each other for ages and well, we're going to get married as soon as possible!" He explained.
"That's great! Let's all go home and get ready for the wedding then!" Junsu exclaimed jumping up and down happily.
Dragging the (drunken) boys out of the bar and dance club, the group happily rode home in their limo while jabbering away on what color dress and what color hair Yunho should have to match his future wife's.
The moment the band returned home however, everything changed. Pheromones and hormones (magically and suddenly) flew around everywhere and everyone stared at Ma-Ri Sou. She was just (too perfectly) beautiful.
Much sex ensued after that, except for Changmin who quickly ran to the bathroom, he had too much to drink and spent the next few hours puking his guts out.
The next morning however, (Changmin had passed out in the bathroom from puking) Changmin was shocked at the pile of naked bodies on the floor in the living room. "... I really need to call a psychoatrist..." he mumbled, picking up the nearest phone.