OMG, 3 reviews! Well, that's more than I expected...Thanks to Evil Tobi, gothgirljenn, and LareBearr who reviewed so far! I love you all, and if candy could be exchanged via computer, you'd all be sitting in a mound of chocolately sweetness! And marshmallows, marshmallows are good! And caramel...I'm gonna stop before I drool all over my keyboard.

Anyways, I have some explaining to do! Kay guys, Musaroghe is just a name I made up out-of-the-blue. And I'm not sure if this takes place in Japan or not. I typed the first chapter up in, like, less than two hours, between listening to music and reading other fanfics. So I know it's not really that good. ;; And there will be more about Sakura's life in the upcoming chapters, fellows...Hee, I love that word! Fellows...-coughs- right, getting off track! Eh, yeah, Sakura's sarcastic. So am I. And I love it! Naruto has to want to be something...so I decided on mayor! I thought about principal, but unlike other high school fics, Tsunade is not the principal of KHS. She is the mayor of Konoha. YAY! Well, you'll see what I mean. Well, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I hate these things...so here to help me is...Sakura!

Sakura: Yo, dudes. KisaLycorsis-san doesn't own Naruto, or me, and Sasuke will be mine, I already molested him! Ha, he is no longer a virgin!!

Sasuke: WHAT?! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!

Sakura: You were sleeping. And I'm pretty sure you're pregnant with my baby!

Sasuke: That's not even possible!

Sakura: I'm a med nin...-evil smile-

Sasuke: -faints-

Sakura: Good, he's unconcious...I'll make sure he's pregnant...hee hee

Recap:

He led me into the building, and my jaw dropped. The place was drop-dead gorgeous! It looked pretty nice from the outside--but from the inside, it was a palace! Every thing was so new and shiny... "You like?" He asked as I stood in awe, staring--just staring. "Yeah..." I breathed. He laughed. "Welcome to Konoha High School!"

"Th-this place is amazing!" I gasped. Naruto grinned from behind me. "Hey, it's not too much!" He teased. "You're just easy to please!"

"Ah, shuddap!" I punched him playfully on the shoulder--and he yelped. I stared at him in shock as he rubbed the spot and yelled, "What the heck, Sakura?! You punched me!"

"I-I didn't mean--" I stammered just like Hinata, thinking I'd really hurt him. Then he straightened up and grinned. "Ha ha, just fooling'. It didn't hurt that--ooph!!"

I turned my back on the whithering mass of Naruto on the floor and kissed the knuckles of my right hand. "Okay, we going to the office or what?" I asked smartly.

The blonde took a minute to stop groaning in pain, then got shakily to his feet. "Owie, Sakura, that hurt!" He whined. I just shrugged. "Dude, you played me, so you got what you deserved!" His face was blank. "What?"

"Never mind. Anyways, the office?" I liked Naruto already. I didn't even have to go through the Test with this one--and yes, the Test is capitalized. Best thing in the world, BELIEVE IT! ...ah crap, the idiot's rubbing off on me.

There was just something about him. Maybe it was the way he looked, or the way he talked--no, it was definitely the way he talked to me. As if I was someone, someone special, like...a friend. Crap, I really hate this place. I'm already turning into a rich, snooty mushball.

"Oy Sakura, you okay?" Naruto's words broke me out of my reviere, and I focused in on his concerned face. Concerned. He was actually worried about me? No one worried about me... "I'm fine, Naruto." I even dredged up a smile for him. "Now, which way is the office again?"

His grin was infectuous. Now I know why Hinata likes him--and yes, she likes him. It's written all over her tomato-red face when he touches her, and her increased stammer when she talks to him. I thought she was adorable--though I will not say that word aloud--no, I won't--and wish that Naruto could see that she's got a crush on him. Hmm, maybe a project...? Hee hee, planning evil thoughts.

I realized that Naruto was walking away and hurried to follow him. He led me through a bunch of nice, clean hallways, down a couple flights of clean stairs, and into a clean room with the words OFFICE on the door. Geez, is everything in this school clean?!

There was a woman at a desk directly inside the room. She was very pretty, and smiled when we walked in. But when she saw Naruto, she scowled. "What did you do this time, Naruto? Do I have to call your parents? I have them on speed dial." She was even picking up the reciever when Naruto said, "No, no, Rin-sama! I'm just showing my new friend where the office is! She's new!"

Ah, he called me friend. I'm gonna cry. Tissue?

Rin smiled. "Good! So, new student?" she asked me, and I nodded, handing her the papers that my mom had given me this morning. You wanna know what they were? Ask her. I don't read that kind of crap.

She skimmed over it for a second, then typed some stuff into the computer on her desk. I wasn't really paying attention, just watching Naruto, who'd decided to go and annoy the principal. He slipped into the door labeled PRINCIPAL, and I saw throught he open door as said principal shouted and waved his arms at a sheepish Naruto.

"Here's your schedule, Sakura-san," Rin said to me, and I took the paper she had extended. Naruto ran back in to me, followed closely by the principal. He was handsome, with dark brown hair pulled up into a ponytail, black eyes, and a wide scar extending from his right cheek across the bridge of his nose to his left cheek. Seeing me and Rin, he immediately stopped, flushing and straightening his suit, then clearing his throat. "Yes, well...Uzumaki, I'm very...er...disappointed in your behavior! So...yeah."

Naruto just grinned. "Sure, sir...Hey, you done, Sakura?!" He ran up to me.

"Yup. So...he the principal?" I eyed the man carefully. He seemed nice. Notice emphasis on seemed.

"Oh, right! This is--" He was cut off as the man said, "I'm Umino Iruka, your principal." He stuck out his hand, and for the second time within an hour, I shook someone's hand. "I'm Haruno Sakura." I said.

"Well, Sakura, welcome to Konoha High! I hope you enjoy attending our wonderful school!" He smiled, and I attempted one of my own. Perhaps it came out more evil than intended, because he muttered something about paperwork and hastily retreated to his office.

Naruto stared at my schedule, and I looked down at it, too.

Schedule for Haruno Sakura:

Homeroom: Hatake Kakashi: 30 mins.

First period: Yuhi Kurenai: English: 60 mins.

Second period: Uchiha Itachi: Algebra: 60 mins.

Third period: Deidara and Tobi: Art: 60 mins./Sasori: Drama: 60 mins.

Fourth period: Hatake Kakashi: History: 60 mins.

Lunch: 30 mins.

Fifth period: Maito Gai and Anko: Physical Education: 60 mins.

Sixth period: Kisame: Marine Biology: 60 mins.

"Hey, we've got the same classes!" Naruto yelled. "Awesome! Well, let's go, Sakura!" Then he grabbed my arm and dragged me off before I could forget to say thank you. I was liking him more by the minute.

He continued to drag me through a series of clean hallways, then through a door. The students inside were noisy, and I really, really wanted to deck someone, but I didn't want to upset Naruto. Or Rin. Or the weird principal-guy whose name I've already forgotten. I'm bad with names sometimes.

I saw Hinata, Ino, and Kiba and felt better. They were so flippin' nice. They saw us, too, and waved. But I didn't get a chance to go see them because Naruto 'escorted' me to the front where my teacher sat at a desk, reading a familiar orange book. I realized with horror that it was the same perverted book that my brother reads. Oh, I didn't tell you I had a brother? He's unimportant. I'll get to him later.

So, Perv-sensei looked up as Naruto and I walked up, and sighed. "New student?" He asked in a bored voice. He was actually very good-looking, with silver hair that stood up, and--was he wearing a mask?! Yup, he wore a dark blue mask covering his mouth and nose. He'd also tied a bandana around his head that covered his left eye. But besides that, he was handsome.

"Yeah," I replied, and he stared at me for a second, then sighed. "Okay." He stood and surveyed the room, apparently just noticing that it was a circus. Picking up several pieces of chalk, he threw them at the loudest kids. One was Kiba, and the chalk left a large white streak on his cheek. He huffed and sat in his seat, pouting. The corners of my mouth twitched."Listen up, students!" Perv-sensei barked. "We've got a new student, named Haruno Sakura!" I stared at him in shock--I'd never told him my name! "She's from...some place other than here!" Several students sweatdropped, and a couple laughed.Mostly they just stared at me. I didn't even bother to try to smile--it never comes out right. Like my mouth's forgotten how. So I just stared back. "So...eh, Sakura, take that seat next to...Ino?"

The blonde smiled at me and patted the empty seat beside her. As I walked down the aisle, someone stuck their foot out to trip me--but I know that trick. I just leapt over it, and flicked him on the side of the head. He yelped, and glared at my back as I continued until I slid beside Ino. She highfived me, and whispered, "You go, girl!" Why did just that little bit of praise feel so good? Rich snooty mushball, rich snooty mushball--

After my 'introduction', Perv-sensei went back to his perv book, and the chaos ensued once more. Ino leaned close to me and said, "Okay, I'll introduce you. This is Choji-" a chubby boy eating a doughnut "-and Shikamaru-" a boy sleeping on his desk-she elbowed him and he grunted something about reindeer- "-Tenen-" a pretty girl with twin buns on her head who grinned at me "-Neji-" a silent boy who had the same eyes as Hinata "-Lee-" a boy with a riduculous haircut and thick eyebrows, who winked at me and blinded me with a smile as he gave me a thumbs up "-Temari-" a girl with sandy hair in a ponytail who was currently poking Shikamaru "-Gaara-" a silent redhead with sea-foam green eyes and what looked to be black eyeliner "-Kankurou-" a brunette boy playing with a strange pencil-puppet thing "-and-hey, where's Sasuke?!"

Naruto, who sat behind Ino and beside Hinata, piped up with, "He's late! Ha ha, the teme will miss school, and eventually drop out and become a hobo!! Muwahahahaha!!" His evil laugh was silenced as the door opened and a cold voice said, "I'm right here, Dobe, and I could hear you from down the hall."

I turned to see the most gorgeous man--no, the most gorgeous thing--I'd ever seen in my life. He was tall, with black hair that was a little weird, but cute, and--damn, he was just so freakin' hot! Just then, his eyes slid from Naruto to me, and as emerald-mine- met onyx-his-, I knew that this year was going to be very, very interesting.

Well, that's Chapter 2! Ain't it bootiful?! BTW, everyone is, like, 16 or maybe 17 at the most. Including Temari, Kankurou, Lee, Tenten, and Neji. Well, you know who I mean! So R&R, pweese!

Oh wait, you guys still have to vote on who Ino gets with! If you don't vote, I will be forced to choose--and a lot of you will not be happy!